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CHECK IT OUT.

OH MY GOD.

LOOK AT THAT.

SLADE'S UNREAL!

I'M GONNA TRY IT.

YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF.

-I THINK IT'S WORTH IT. LOOK AT THE WAY EVERYBODY'S WATCHING HIM.

-LOOK AT THE WAY HEATHER'S WATCHING HIM.

-IF I MAKE IT, SHE'LL KNOW WHO I AM.

OKAY, LET'S PAY UP

BEFORE THE LIFEGUARD GETS BACK FROM THE SHORE.

-THANKS. YOU DIDN'T BET ME, DID YOU?

-NO, I JUST WANT YOU TO SIGN IT.

YOUR AUTOGRAPH WILL PROBABLY BE WORTH MORE THAN THE BILL SOMEDAY.

-RIGHT AFTER I WIN THE O.P. PRO,

WHICH, THANKS TO YOUR FRIENDS, I CAN NOW AFFORD TO ENTER.

-MAN, WHY DON'T YOU TRY GETTING A SPONSOR, HUH?

INSTEAD OF GAMBLING FOR YOUR ENTRY FEE?

I WASN'T GAMBLING.

IT WAS AN EXHIBITION AND THAT WAS YOUR PRICE OF ADMISSION.

LOOK!

-THERE'S SOME KID OUT THERE! WHAT'S HE TRYING TO DO?

-HEY, GET AWAY FROM THERE! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

HELP!

DAD!

HELP!

HOBIE!

-SLADE MADE IT THROUGH. I THOUGHT I COULD.

IT'S OKAY.

-DAD, I'M ALL RIGHT. LET ME GO.

-HOBIE. -PLEASE, COME ON.

EVERYBODY'S WATCHING. LET ME WALK IN.

-ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DEAL WITH THIS LATER.

-THANK GOODNESS HE'S ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!

THERE'S NOBODY IN THERE!

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!

YOU OKAY?

OH!

-OH MY GOD! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

MY FAULT?

-MITCH, I'M SO SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

-SUMMER, WHEN YOU PARK ON TOP OF A STEEP RIM,

YOU GOTTA PULL THE PARKING BRAKE.

WE COVER THAT IN ROOKIE SCHOOL.

-I KNOW, I GUESS I WAS JUST IN SUCH A HURRY

TO BACK YOU UP, I FORGOT.

DON'T FORGET AGAIN.

-LOOK, MITCH, I TRIED TO STOP HIM, BUT--

-UNFORTUNATELY, THERE WAS NOBODY THERE TO STOP YOU.

THESE KIDS EMULATE YOU, MAN.

THERE'S A RESPONSIBILITY THAT GOES ALONG WITH THAT.

IF I EVER CATCH YOU SURFING IN A RESTRICTED AREA AGAIN,

I'LL BAN YOU FROM EVERY BEACH IN L.A. COUNTY. YOU GOT THAT?

-YEAH, I'M UNDER THE PIER AT TOWER ONE.

I'M IN THE WATER. YOU CAN'T MISS ME.

WHAT? DO YOU THINK RULES APPLY TO EVERYONE BUT YOU?

-LOOK, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FORGOT TO SET THE PARKING BRAKE.

-YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

IT'S JUST THAT IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SURFING UNDER THE PIER,

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

-LOOK, I'M SURFING IN THE O.P. PRO NEXT SATURDAY.

WHY DON'T YOU COME?

MAYBE YOU'LL SEE ME IN A BETTER LIGHT.

-WELL, I'D HAVE TO CHECK MY SCHEDULE.

-WELL, IF YOU CAN. I THINK IT'LL BE WORTH IT.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S GO PLAY.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

ON "STREET FIGHTER II," MAN, I'M GONNA POUND YOU INTO OBLIVION.

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHOOTING THE PIER?

-HAVEN'T YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING STUPID TO IMPRESS A GIRL, DAD?

-YEAH, ONCE OR TWICE. BUT IT WAS NEVER WORTH IT.

-HEATHER IS DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

-SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOBIE'S ALIVE.

HE ALMOST WASN'T.

HEY LOOK, I GOTTA GO BACK TO WORK.

STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, HUH? 30.

-CAN I SPEND THE NIGHT AT LANDON'S?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I WANT YOU HOME, WASHED, 30.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

-WHERE? -WHEREVER THEY'RE GOING.

-COME ON, MAN! DO IT, DO IT!

COME ON! WATCH OUT!

YEAH!

-ALL RIGHT, WHO'S THE NEXT LOSER, HUH?

YOU ARE, TONY BOY.

-LET'S GO IN. -IT'S A LIQUOR STORE.

-IT'S GOT VIDEO GAMES. THEY WANT KIDS IN THERE.

-I GOTTA GET HOME. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, OKAY?

-OKAY. SEE YOU, LANDON.

COME ON!

-HEY, NEVER REACH IN WHEN I'M PLAYING, MAN.

HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?

-MA, YOU KNOW THAT NOVEL THAT STARTS,

"IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES?"

-MM-HMM, YEAH. I THINK THAT'S THE STORY OF MY SINGING CAREER.

-WELL, TODAY I MESSED UP IN FRONT OF MITCH.

AND THEN, LIKE, A SECOND LATER,

JIMMY SLADE ASKED ME TO GO OUT WITH HIM.

-WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD, AND CONGRATULATIONS?

-EVERY TIME THERE IS A CUTE GUY AROUND,

I CAN'T EVEN CONCENTRATE.

-WELL HONEY, THAT'S A PROBLEM, BECAUSE MITCH IS YOUR BOSS.

-NOT MITCH. I'M TALKING ABOUT JIMMY.

-OH, JIMMY. OH, JIMMY.

WELL, YEAH.

BUT, YOU KNOW, MITCH IS PRETTY CUTE.

IS HE SEEING ANYBODY?

I DON'T KNOW.

-COULD YOU FIND OUT FOR ME? HUH?

NO WAY!

-OH, COME ON, WAY. COME ON.

-MA, HOW COME EVERY TIME WE HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT ME,

IT ENDS UP BEING ABOUT YOU?

OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. I AM SO SORRY.

COME HERE, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU.

COME HERE, COME HERE.

ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT YOU

AND I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT "THE BEST OF TIMES"

AND YOUR DATE WITH JIMMY.

-OKAY, WELL... -OKAY.

-HE INVITED ME TO THIS MAJOR SURF COMPETITION ON SATURDAY.

-OOH. -YEAH.

AND SINCE HE'S ONLY SEEN ME IN MY LIFEGUARDING SUIT,

I THINK I'M GONNA BUY A NEW BIKINI.

-I SAW A REALLY CUTE ONE ON THE PIER THIS AFTERNOON.

NOW LET ME SEE. NOW I'VE GOT ABOUT HALF AN HOUR

BEFORE MY SHIFT STARTS, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

-WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES? -NO.

WHEN I START SINGING AT THAT CLUB

INSTEAD OF SERVING DRINKS,

HONEY, I'M GOING TO BUY MYSELF A GOWN.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

YOU WIN! -YEAH!

-THAT WAS PURE LUCK. I WANT ANOTHER GAME.

-HEY, END OF THE LINE, BUD. IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY THE NEW CHAMP--

LET GO OF ME, MAN!

HEY, YOU GUYS, COME ON! -YOU GUYS!

HEY, HEY!

GUYS, COME ON, KNOCK IT OFF.

-YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. -THANKS.

-AREN'T YOU THE KID WHO TRIED TO SURF THE PIER TODAY?

-YEAH. I WOULD'VE MADE IT, BUT I HIT SOME KELP.

I'M HOBIE. -I'M HEATHER.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

-NOW GET OUTSIDE AND COOL OFF!

HEY!

OKAY, LITTLE CHAMP,

LET'S SEE HOW GOOD YOU REALLY ARE.

SON OF--

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ARE YOU READY? -YEAH.

-MRS. THOMPSON, THIS IS MITCH BUCHANNON,

HOBIE'S DAD.

I'M FINE, THANK YOU.

IS HOBIE THERE?

UM, NO, I JUST THOUGHT HE MIGHT BE THERE

BECAUSE HE WAS WITH LANDON AT THE BEACH EARLIER.

NO, THAT'S OKAY. I'M SURE HE'LL TURN UP EVENTUALLY.

THANK YOU, BYE.

DAMN IT!

WHAT THE--

-HEY, DAD, SORRY I'M LATE.

I'LL GO WASH UP FOR DINNER.

-WHOA, ROAD RUNNER! COME HERE.

WHERE YOU BEEN? -AT LANDON'S.

I LOST TRACK OF TIME. SORRY.

-HOBIE, I JUST CALLED LANDON'S. YOU WEREN'T THERE.

-I MEANT JASON'S. I WAS AT JASON'S.

- YOU BEEN DRINKING BEER?

-NO, DAD. HONEST. -I WANT THE TRUTH.

DAD, I WASN'T DRINKING BEER.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

PLAYING "STREET FIGHTER II."

DAD, I KEPT WINNING.

ALL THESE GUYS HAD THEIR QUARTERS LINED UP TO PLAY ME,

AND HEATHER STOOD RIGHT BEHIND ME WATCHING.

HEATHER?

OKAY, NOW IT'S BEGINNING TO MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF SENSE.

-I BEAT THIS KID NAMED ANDY NOBODY LIKES.

SO I BECAME KIND OF LIKE A HERO.

BUT ANDY GOT TICKED OFF AND THREW THIS BEER CAN AT US

AND IT SPRAYED EVERYWHERE.