Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously on

"Below Deck Med"...

Bugs!

Oh, how's it, Wes?

Good to see you again, eh?

We haven't seen

each other in four years.

What?

No allergies

or medical conditions.

For your main course tonight,

you have a sea bass.

Wow.

When there's no restrictions,

I'm at my best.

It's just so unfair

that this is happening to me.

If you're not comfortable

asking for help--

I'll ask for more help.

Having Hannah's approval

is, like, everything to me.

I love that. It looks lovely.

I see Bugsy running around

busting her ass tonight.

Maybe Hannah could

learn a thing or two.

They've given us

good service, right?

You know,

I have to say yes and no.

Cheers, guys!

Oh, my God.

You've been a bad boy,

haven't you, Wes?

I've been very conflicted.

Over a deck crew member

who's actually a female.

And her common interests

happen to be

exactly the same as mine.

It's not something

that's gonna turn sour quickly.

Like, I think it's a good thing.

She really likes you.

You don't even know

what that means.

There she--whoa!

Hey, hey!

Let me see!

Whoa!

Have you seen this?

My God.

What are you playing?

F---ing Batman and the Joker?

Jesus Christ.

It looks like a crime scene.

Talk about, don't even

try and hide it.

Oy, Heath Ledger. Come here.

I'm sorry.

What are you talking about?

You're not a baby.

What has happened here,

you know?

Jesus Christ.

Adam, come here.

No. I think you have

the wrong person.

Well, I guess

any shot I had is gone.

So what do you reckon, Bugs?

Just go full in?

100%. If I was you,

and I see the connection

between you two, like, I would.

It's gonna be your loss

if you don't go for it

and Adam gets in there.

Yeah.

Really, Lauren? The gossip

doesn't need to happen.

And that frustrates me.

Ladies.

No, Hannah.

If you have something to say,

say it to my face.

'Cause I'm not

one of these girls

that says something

behind someone's back.

No, but you had

lipstick all over you.

Yeah.

You made out with someone.

What do you wanna say?

I just wanna know which one.

A lady never tells.

I like that. Respect.

Mm-mm.

All right.

No problem.

We were getting

a laugh out of it.

Good for you, girl.

At least someone's

getting something on this boat.

I don't--I have no idea

what's going on.

I just wanted to drink

my face off tonight.

Future reference: if you have

anything to say, say it to me.

Yeah.

Not anyone else.

Or you and I will be on

the wrong side of the bed.

No, but I'm happy for you.

Right, so don't go to Hannah.

Come to me.

I didn't know

Malia had this in her.

The Hulk comes out,

and she's like,

"You're being

passive aggressive."

And I'm like, well, you're just

being aggressive, period.

I mean, if you don't want

anyone to know,

just, like, take off your makeup

in the room, you know?

I'm sorry.

Lauren, what did you just say?

If you don't want

anyone to know,

then take off your lipstick.

I'll take it off

wherever I want.

God.

They're both for you, girl.

They're both for you.

She's literally the worst.

Oh, it's you.

It's you.

I see the red lipstick.

I have nothing to do

with anything.

I don't have any lipstick.

I'm good, don't need it.

It's fine, it's fine.

No, it's cool.

Okay, fine. Keep it.

I'm good.

Night, Wes.

It's not a bad night,

all around.

It was nice.

Hey, guys.

Hey, you, how are you doing?

Good. Lauren.

I just saw Adam

with red lipstick

all over his face.

Yeah, you're gonna find

Adam and Wes with lipstick

all over their face.

Really?

Yeah.

I don't like either one,

by the way.

But I'm not asking permission.

If you have something

to say, ever--

You weren't there.

Otherwise, I would've said it

right in front of your face.

Okay, so say it.

Everyone wants to know

who you made out with,

but it happens to be both, so--

Right.

That's all.

So now all the crew knows

and that's your problem

and not mine.

It's not really a problem.

Ehh.

It's kind of an issue.

You--you gotta pick one.

'Cause it's gonna be drama.

Uh, this is between

Wes and Adam and I.

This isn't any

of your business.

Like, just carry on.

It's all my fault,

once again.

Lauren, you're such

a sh-- talker.