The first 200 lines.
Welcome to Lesia!
We welcome, Col.Shikara wholeheartedly to our motherland.
The atmosphere indicates, that there is complete peace -
And tranquility in this country
I will pollute this atmosphere.
Burn it, ruin this country. We have full confidence in you.
The way you have ruined so many countries of the world,
Similarly you ruin this country also
CoLShikara, as per your instructions.
All arrangements have been made
A secret palace for your stay,
Laboratory, gun powder, weapons everything is ready.
And if you wish, you can start your work tomorrow itself.
A wise man of some country had said...
whatever you have to do tomorrow do it today.
And the thing that you have to do today, do it now.
Now
Yes now.
When you are not faithful to your own country
How could you be faithful to me?
But your last wish will definitely be fulfilled.
Shikara will rule this country.
For how many days do you have your shooting?
Six days
Where are you shooting?
A set has been erected in the studio.
Oh, I see.
Where is that GeneraPs dress? It is your continuity dress.
Where is it?
That I have given it to the boss to wear.
Go to the boss, give him another one and-
Bring that, go quickly.
Go soon
Okay
ls Mr.Deenanath also acting in this film?.
Then where has the Genera|'s dress gone?
Since our boss is a very economical and a clever person.
He says when there are so many clothes...
Then why get new ones stitched from outside.
All the clothes don't go on hire everyday
Whatever remains, he puts on one dress from it.
How many dresses were there?
Six, boss.
And how many actors?
They were also six, boss.
You foolish fellows. Oh it has got stuck Aye, carefully.
You will get sprain boss
Take it out, I am feeling chocked take it out
Carefully sir, don't fall down My boss is Mr.Deenanath Sabkuch Walla
Mr.Clerk, if things get stuck in my neck like this, -
Then one day I am going to die.
So soon boss
Who is he?
He is Prakash.
He has come to take clothes for shooting.
Mr.Prakash how many dresses do you need?
Six
And how many actors?
They are also six!
You have gone mad.
From 50 kms, any Production man, when he needs dresses -
Where will he go?
To, Deenanath Sabkuch Walla!
Why?
Because, we supply more dresses than he needs.
In return, what will we give the production man?
If you continue to talk about honesty like this -
I will sink like a leaking boat
And for this you will be punished.
Mr.Clerk, yes sir, -
Put six more dresses into his box.
Yes sir.
But, I don't need so many dresses?
If you don't need then create one.
When you have produced so many children, you have to keep them all happy -
And don't worry -
For the adjustment, I will pay you a commission -
Alright sir.
Come on, give me my advance.
Take this
My commission?
What commission?
Yes, your commission Mr.Clerk...
Yes boss
Get me that...
What's that boss?
That which got stuck.
Yes, take this boss.
Let the face mask be ruined but not the face.
What's this?
Face Mask!
Face Mask?
Your commission.
But, what will I do with this?
The same thing which the T.V. serial people did for 2 years.
What does that mean?
It means, give it to your children they will be very happy.
I don't want this, I want money.
Oh God... Oh God... Oh God...
Be afraid of God, be afraid of the Monkey God -
Be afraid of T.V serial's Monkey God.
Take this home, pay obeisance, your time will change.
Water.
I have drank
It's for me, sir
Being extravagant, are you in a hotel? ls water free of charge?
You idiot.
How many times I have told you to give water only after asking me.
Take this customer's material and load into his car outside.
Listen, leave aside tears, even if a button is gone, I will charge you double.
But...
No buts... the door is there go away -
Mr.Clerk!
Yes boss.
Add the amount of the face mask also into the this man's account.
Yes boss
What's this?
Boss, this is a wig.
Who's wig?
The one which, the famous wore for the role of Gabbar Singh.
You should have given this wig why did you give that face mask?
How do I look?
Wonderful! boss.
But, boss, today our business has had a bright start.
Why not?
Mr.Clerk... I have a principle -
Yes boss,
That if you give respect to Goddess of wealth, she'll be generous to you.
Aye, what happened sir?
Aye, Murari
Yes boss,
Why are 4 lights on in this house?
I forgot boss.
I forgot! what if I forget to pay your salary?
Oh, Oh, why did you switch of the lights? -
You, know well that I was taking my bath.
What is the connection between light and your bathing?
In the darkness will you pour water on someone else?
Take the mug, dip it into the water fill the mug, pour on your head -
And your bath is over.
And won't you be ashamed of seeing yourself while bathing?
Oh! God, how will anyone bathe in darkness?
Why? when there were no lights in this world, were people not bathing?
You have a fad bathing. You bathed yesterday only.
Look, it's useless people's coquetry -
If they have nothing else to do, they will say let's bathe
Look at me, I bathe only when I am free -
By that soap and water is saved & health also remains good.
Oh God, the souls of all the miser's of the world who have died -
It seems, have entered in his body.
And when all the Emperess of the Mughal dynasty died -
Then you were born.
They used to bathe in those days without lights, -
But you can't bathe now.
And that rascal, son of yours...
He is in love with soap & water He bathes thrice a day
Listen, don't say anything about my son. -
He is my very sweet darling
Darling!
I will beat him black, blue, green and red. -
People will say, a moving rainbow is coming.
Boss son, Prakash is a diamond.
He is a diamond!
Then Mr.Clerk in lieu of this month's salary you take that diamond
Arey boss, he is still a kid. Gradually he will become clever.
Remember onething
One day he will enhance your reputation
He will enhance? He has already enhanced -
For the last 5 years he is staying put in the same class -
Tomorrow his result is going to come -
You will see that he will fail again.
But this time I am going to hammer him so much -
That he will remember it for his whole life.
Hit me!
No, stand up...come on... you stand here only
What a punch, my friend you gave him?
No
I can bear the punch of Chandu, but not your kiss
Friend, I have a sincere ambition to become a fighter like you
You will definitely become one.
On this happy occassion, let's have a party
But why have you become so tense?
Tomorrow there will be party in my house too.
Tomorrow our result will come out.
I am definitely going to fail.
My daddy must have made all the arrangements.
Slippers, shoes, kicks
May be you may get pass marks.
So, you know better than me
Idiot. I have appeared for the exam or you .
I will get pass marks
When I have not written anything on the paper -
How can I get passing marks?
Yes, but I will get marks surely for cleanliness
Because I returned the paper as I had received it
Only, I dirtied it by writing my name
Your mind is very sharp for everything
Why don't you study well for once and pass.
See friends, I have such a friend, my well wisher
He wants me to study well and pass.
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