My Son Hunter

"Celtic" is in the water,

Thanks, I needed that,

This is not a true story,

except for all the facts,

America at a crossroads,

a presidential election looms as Black Lives Matter

protests around the country, cry out for justice,

You're watching the nightly news

and tonight we have a special report from the ground at one of those protests,

Terence, over to you,

I'm Terence Williams on the field,

I'm here with Grace Anderson and Ashley Porter,

two friends who told me they joined the protest this evening,

Grace, what do you hope to achieve by being part of this?

We want social justice, we want equity, there's oppression, there's inequality,

We've got an orange man Tweeting out of his ass,

It's his supporters that are domestic terrorists and Nazis,

Terence,

I think the question that everyone wants to know is how are they all feeling?

No justice, No Peace!

One final question, just how are you feeling?

How are we feeling? What kind of question is that? We're outraged,

We want change! We want our voices heard!

Nazi Tump supporters!

There appears to be a fight just brewing over to the right,

- Rachel? - Cut away from Terence,

Cut away from Terence, Thank you, Terence,

Well, as you can see, there's some understandable passion,

but these are mostly peaceful protests that

show signs of hope and change for America,

Up next, you won't believe what Donald Trump just tweeted,

This is the police, this is an unlawful assembly, Please disperse,

This is the police, this is an unlawful assembly,

Please disperse,

I think I got a viral video, I'm gonna trend,

Let me see,

This Is the police, This is an unlawful assembly, Please disperse,

- You can't post that video, Grace, - Why not?

Because it'll make the protest look bad,

But everybody hates Trump supporters, it's like justice,

Well, yeah, but it's bad optics,

Look, most people are too ignorant to understand complex moral issues,

You have to withhold some things for their own good, We choose truth over facts,

I suppose you're right,

I've gotta get to work, I'll call you later,

Have a safe flight,

Thanks,

And Grace, we're on the right side of history,

Right side of history,

Damn, I love that video, though,

My friends,,,

it's time

to fucking party!

Thank you, babe, You did a great job tonight,

Hey Kitty, showtime,

Don't judge me, I'm doing this to pay off my college debt,

Good evening,

For those of you who have not been here before,

I'm Lorenzo,

my pronouns are he/him to you, but she/her to your sister,

and that way everyone's happy, aren't they?

I have a very special treat for you all tonight,

We have a new star right here in the red box,

Please, everyone, give a very, very warm welcome, to Kitty!

Sorry, sorry, Good news, though,

We're gonna have to move the party somewhere a little bit more private,

But you're all invited, Lorenzo will give you the details,

Yeah!

Let's do this!

Let's do this,

John Belushi died in the next bungalow,

That's so sad, Who's John Belushi?

He was a comedian, He had some demons,

- Prick, - Mm-hmm,

Get out!

Everybody out! Party's over!

Get out, you freeloading fuckers!

Out!

Get out, Get out, Get out,

Go! Get out,

Fuckers,

Oh, God,

Please, don't,

Do you wanna talk?

No,

I wanna drive,

I'll be right back,

Yo, who are you?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, You know me,

What the fuck?

Yo, good to see you,

We good now, okay?

You know me, Jesus,

2, 3, 4, Okay,

Are you okay?

I will be,

Actually, I am a royal fuck up,

Aren't we all?

You have no idea,

No one can fuck up the way that I fuck up,

Tell me how I can help you,

I don't deserve help,

Why would you say that?

Do you know who I am?

Not really, they told me you were VIP, All connected to the government,

Yeah, well my father,

everything he built, his life, dreams and ambitions,

I just fucking ruined it all,

Oh!

I'm so sorry for putting you through this shit, you do not deserve it,

I've been through worse,

You are beautiful,

It doesn't matter what you've done,

I didn't do anything wrong,

My privacy has being violated,

Ever happened to you?

Sometimes, pictures,

Your family found out? Your mom, your dad?

I don't give a shit about my dad,

Oh,

That's sad,

I love my dad,

You got any brother and sisters?

I wish I did, but no, You?

My sister and my mommy

died in a car accident when I was little,

I'm so sorry,

Yeah,

I just remember this hand,

in the hospital, it was my brother's hand, he was four years old,

He was holding my hand, he was just going,,,

I love you,

I love you,

I love you,

And then, it was just me, Beau,

and dad against everything, against the world,

Was it hard growing up without your mom?

Well, I didn't get a choice, Dad remarried,

She's my mom, not my mommy,

Yeah,

And then every year after the crash,

we go to this tiny little house in Nantucket, 'Sconset Beach,

Just the family, immediate family, nobody else,

And it's the only time I feel like, um, it's the only time I feel like,

not throwing myself off a cliff,

It's not the same though, since my brother died,

When did he die?

Four years ago, brain tumor,

I'm so sorry, It's horrible,

He, he was, you would've liked him, He was the good one,

He was, uh, he was my best friend, We did everything together,

He was like the conscience of the family, And after 911, he,

he joined the National Guard, And then he was an Attorney general,

And every single person thought he was gonna be

the President of the United States one day, everybody,

And now I'm all dad has left from mommy,

And I just wanna make him proud,

I just, I want make him proud,

Oh, bingo, Fuck,

So,,,

I'm the one, I am the one who brings in all the deals, I am the one,

I'm the one that provides everybody a future in this family,

Aunts, uncles, they have futures because of me,

So what happened?

I'm a drug addict,

Ever tried rehab?

No, It doesn't work on me, Tried five, six times, Doesn't work,

Isn't that like the first step to recovery? Admitting your mistakes?

I did join the, the Naval Reserve,

but I was thrown out on my first day of having too much cocaine in my blood,

I fucked up, Do you wanna hear about another fuck up?

I do,

After my brother died,

the most enormous bender you could possibly imagine,

And I,,,

divorce my wife,

and then I fall in love,,,

with his wife,

His wife? How does that happen?

Well, no, no, It wasn't planned, It was the grief,

You know, grief brings you together,

And she was the only one who knew what I was going through, So we just kind of,,,

Fuck up,

Do you believe everything in life happens for a reason?

No, I believe shit happens and we make our own destiny,

What's so funny?

Oh,,,

my brother would never have fucked my wife,

Let's go for a walk,

It would be nice if you told me where we're going,

Oh, I am so sorry,

I'm not entirely sure yet,

Look, so you don't live up to your parent's image of perfection, who does?

I sure as hell don't, I hate my father,

He's a self-righteous, judgmental prick,

He's everything that's wrong with this country,

If he doesn't like me, that's his problem,

Is he rich and powerful?

Worse, he's a lawyer,

Oh, god,