The Secrets of Emily Blair

So, what you're sayin is that you're responsible

for the deaths?

Yes, that's right.

You killed all those people?

I am responsible for their deaths.

Why?

There are two answers to that question,

the one that's true and the one that you will believe.

I'm only interested in the truth.

All right.

No human was responsible for these crimes.

But, if someone must be punished, then let it be me.

And that's the truth?

That's the truth.

Then why don't you tell me what I'll believe.

Paging Dr. Bender. Paging Dr. Bender, please.

That is so gorgeous.

You didn't help him pick this out?

All by himself.

And you didn't see it coming?

No, totally surprised.

Mmm. That's a keeper.

I know.

All right, ladies, break it up.

Emily got engaged. Oh, yeah?

Good for you.

Drug test for the homeless guy in Exam Room 5.

You are such a romantic.

That's me, Dr. Love.

Back to reality. Mmm.

Hello.

I need to draw some blood, is that all right?

Bye-bye.

You're not going "bye-bye" just yet.

I need to roll up your sleeve.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

What's the hurry? You just got here.

Okay, you're gonna feel a little pressure.

Bye-bye, Emily.

Hey, how'd you know my name?

Something's wrong.

Oh, my God.

God's not here, Emily.

I need to get some help.

Fran!

You're hurting me. Let go.

I haven't even started.

Help! Somebody help me!

Stop! Bye-bye.

Stop. Let go of me.

Bye-bye. Why...

Paging Dr. Bender. Paging Dr. Bender, please.

Oh, my God. What in the world...

Emily, what happened? Emily?

Emily.

Emily.

Crash cart!

I don't know what happened.

What do you mean?

100-year-old homeless dude had a heart attack.

Shocker, alert the media.

Yeah, but, why don't I remember?

I took his blood and next thing I know,

Fran's yelling at me to get the crash cart.

Okay, Em, I know this may come as a bit of a shock to you,

but you're kind of a sensitive person.

You stuck a guy with a needle, he had a heart attack,

you had a momentary freak out.

Yeah, I guess.

People dropping dead is part of the job.

Don't give it another thought, just go home.

Have crazy fiance sex with Will.

Emily.

Holy...

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh, God. It's just a dream.

Yeah.

You're safe. Huh. Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I won't let anything bad happen to you.

Yeah? Yeah.

You're stuck with me forever.

Hello.

Oops.

Is that your mother?

Welcome to the family.

You gave her a key?

She's my mother.

Sorry, I should've told you.

Yeah, you should have. Mom.

Hi.

There they are, the happy couple.

Hi.

Oh... Morning, Linda.

Oh, no, no, no, you cannot call me Linda anymore.

Now, it's "Mom."

Morning, Mom.

Morning, daughter. Mom, it's...

It's 7:00 in the morning...

I know, sweetie. It's good to see you.

We have got a lot of work to do.

A wedding doesn't plan itself, you know?

So, firstly, I got all the new bridal magazines.

Oh, but the first order of business is we have to choose your colors.

Because we can't even send invitations out

if we don't know what colors we're dealing with.

And, oh, the church, of course, we're gonna do it at St. Mark's.

But we've gotta call Father Avital

and get you two enrolled in the marriage courses immediately.

Marriage class? Yeah.

Oh, my God, I almost forgot the best thing.

Ta-da!

You bought a wedding dress? Mom, we have a...

What? No, I mean, this is what I wore to marry your father.

I just...

I wanted Emily to have it.

Only if you like it.

It's pretty.

Yes, it's gorgeous, it's beautiful.

I love it.

Gorgeous. (GROANS) Ooh... It's so exciting.

My daughter-in-law. I'm sorry.

Holding you too tight.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Come on, baby.

Let's get coffee. Come on, let's get to work.

Come on, you two. Okay.

Can you call the lab about the results on four?

It's been over an hour.

I think I can probably make that happen for you.

Try and work it into your schedule, will you?

He's so hot, don't you think?

In like a nerdy doctor, antisocial kind of way.

Ah... I'm sorry, is my fantasy office romance boring you?

What?

Are you with me here?

Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm just...

I'm just so spacey, I just keep drifting off and...

Oh, my God.

That's why you're getting married, isn't it?

What? You're totally knocked up.

No, no, I'm not.

Oh, you denying it proves it.

I know what knocked up sounds like, and that's it.

Oh, you know what knocked up sounds like?

Mmm-hmm. Emily.

Can you assist him with the suturing in Exam 1?

Sure thing, Fran.

Preggers. You heard it here first.

Whatever.

And we're done.

There you go.

Emily here is going to bandage you up, all right?

Well done, Sporto.

Okay.

How we doing?

Okay, I guess.

You did great.

You're, like, one of the bravest patients we've ever had.

Really? Absolutely.

So, you play baseball? Yeah.

What position?

Second base.

Well, I love baseball.

So, what's your favorite team?

Dodgers.

Mom! Mom! Mom! Bobby!

Oh, my God! It's okay. It's all right.

What did you do? My finger!

My finger! What did you do?

All right. Mom!

Honey, it's okay.

No, it's not okay.

Em, it was an accident, okay?

You've got to pull yourself together.

Give us a minute?

I'll be outside. Yeah.

I think we saved the finger.

Oh, God.

And what the hell happened?

I don't remember.

I was talking to him and he was smiling and then

next thing I know,

he's screaming.

Oh, my God, what did I do?

Emily, listen.

The kid moved, okay?

You told him not to but he did,

he moved right when you were cutting.

It was an accident.

An accident caused by a squirming child, that's all.

But he didn't.

He did,

if you want to continue working here as a nurse.

And we need you here, Emily.

I need you here. You understand me?