Motichoor Chaknachoor (मोतीचूर चकनाचूर)

Excuse me.

-Where does Mr. Awasthi live? -Take the next left.

-This way? -Yes.

I moved here from Gwalior a couple of years ago

and found my own people here.

-Very nice. -So, I started my own business

of selling items for veneration.

The business picked up pace pretty soon.

I stayed because the people here are very loving.

-Wow. -They are very nice people.

The only feisty thing about this place is the biryani.

It's loaded with green chilies.

What's taking you so long? Get the food.

Let it be. There's no need to take the trouble.

You're right, Mr. Shukla. It definitely is troublesome.

Let the food be.

I told her not to give you anything.

He likes to crack jokes.

-Here you go. -Thank you.

-Have this. -Sure.

-And this one's for you. -Here you go.

-The tea will be ready soon. -All right.

I've made green tea for you, similar to the one you used to have in London.

Sister-in-law, whether you make green tea or normal tea,

we want your daughter to serve it to us.

Please call your daughter.

-Yes. -Right away.

Will you look at this, auntie?

Rupali's been posting her Canada pictures on social media.

Her father paid thirty lakh rupees for her one-way ticket to Canada.

Well, she's flown off to Canada.

But your father is a bloody pauper.

I know my father's a pauper.

That's why I am counting on my beauty to get me to London.

Take a look at my beauty, my body...

I won't give a single penny in dowry

and I'll go to a better country.

I'll zoom off to London.

London?

You'll get to London when you go meet the guy.

Here. Go, get ready.

Auntie, how do I look?

You look like a criminal.

That's cool.

No, auntie. I am hot.

Careful, you might just catch a cold.

And don't reject too many guys or you'll end up alone like me.

Have you heard that story of the dog who lost his share of the bread,

trying to get the entire thing.

What are you trying to say?

No. You're a bitch, baby.

Get ready quickly.

Or else, your mother will say...

-This girl's going to embarrass me. -You are going to embarrass me!

Listen to me very carefully.

These foreign-based guys won't demand anything less than 25 lakhs.

And we can only commit six lakhs.

We've already lost some good proposals because of dowry.

We had to move mountains to convince these people.

If you make an excuse to reject this guy--

You're too much, Mom! Stop it, please.

The guy's going to take me to London.

I'll get a chance to post my pictures on social media.

Why would I say no?

Everyone knows your only motive for marriage is settling abroad.

Do you have any sense?

The guests are sitting downstairs and you're wasting time with her.

Calm down, sister.

Why are you always complaining?

I'll bring her downstairs. Go on.

-Go. -Please talk some sense into this girl.

Tell her some of your personal experiences.

-She is going to embarrass me someday. -Why are you telling me this?

I'll bring her downstairs. Go on.

Take your pajamas.

Are you planning to come downstairs without it to show off your clamor?

Don't try to be a wise guy.

And send her downstairs quickly.

Yes.

Here.

Your daughter is very cultured.

But Ani sounds very modern.

Her real name is Anita.

But she loves the countries abroad.

Son...

will you take Ani abroad after the wedding?

He never took his parents abroad and you're expecting him to take her along!

Uncle, in my line of work, families are not allowed.

Not allowed?

-You mean, I can't go with you? -No...

Well, if you're not allowed to take me with you

then why show up here in the first place?

Why put me up for display in this yellow dress?

Mom, didn't you make it clear that I want to settle abroad?

You're trying to be cheeky now.

Look, auntie, you took all this trouble for no avail.

You wasted my time as well as yours.

We spent a fortune on this.

The cashews cost 1,000 rupees a kilo.

I only had a couple.

You had more than a dozen.

But that's okay. I told auntie to get sweetmeats.

But she bought these expensive pastries instead.

Please, finish it.

It's already half-eaten.

Let's go.

Are you waiting to get completely humiliated?

Let's go.

What are you waiting for? Do you want to embarrass us?

Let's go.

Listen.

Your parents felt offended, but you don't have to.

When your company allows you to take me along, you can come back again.

-Sister. -There's no need for this anymore.

She rejected him.

Does she think that some celebrity is going to marry her?

She has rejected more than 12 proposals.

Don't lie, Mom.

I've rejected only 10 proposals so far.

Are you waiting to complete a condenser?

The word is century.

Don't try to be a wise guy.

This is my life. I have some expectations.

Please explain it to her.

In fact, I feel that you've been polluting her mind.

What? Stop blaming me, sister.

Why are you looking for someone who can't take her abroad?

-Stupid asses. -Right.

So we brought such proposals for you, right?

Stupid asses.

That's the reason I am still unmarried.

All of them were like useless condoms.

Shut up, you shameless woman!

Look at how she's saying the word "condom" so freely.

I meant to say that they are idiots.

Eat something, sister.

What did you get, auntie? Show it to me.

Sweetmeat.

-Delicious! -Please help yourself, sister.

-No, thank you. I'll take your leave. -Have some...

My son Pushpinder is returning from Dubai after four years.

That's good news, sister.

I wanted to borrow your car.

Now you're being too formal.

Your son is like family.

Give me the keys.

Here. Take the car.

And in case you need a driver, let me know.

No, we have a driver. I'll see you soon, sister.

It's nice.

Son, you've lost so much weight.

But don't worry, I'll put you back in shape with my cooking.

Yes, you can eat all you want.

But first, tell me, did you get my branded shoes

or are you going to make some excuse this time as well?

-And a new phone for me? -No...

And, my video game?

Let's get home first.

Are you going to ask him everything right now?

Son, what did you bring for me?

I brought myself for you.

And I took a long weekend off.

You didn't have to take a long weekend off.

They will deduct your salary.

We'll get you married

and send you off in a couple of weeks.

I've been hearing this for the past six years.

Why don't you find someone for me?

I am desperate now.

This new phone is amazing.

Will you keep staring at the mirror? I need you to call your uncle.

Remember the lawyer's daughter he was talking about?

-Call them up. -Yes, I will.

Don't demand a hefty dowry.

You need to think about Hema as well.

She's growing like the beanstalk.

The money isn't exactly for me.

We're looking for a wealthy family for Pushpinder.

Whatever we get from Pushpinder's wedding

we'll use that for Hema's wedding.

And whatever we get at Hakim's wedding

we'll use that to pay off the mortgage.

And we'll use the money from Ikka's dowry for our future.

Auntie, I won't accept any dowry.

My teacher says that accepting dowry is a sin.

Don't you dare speak against dowry!

Otherwise, mother will make you quit school.

Auntie! I will accept dowry.

That's more like it.

Enough of this tomfoolery.

People are coming over to see you over breakfast.

Be careful, son.

Flaunt your attitude.

You should look like you've returned from Dubai.

Why do I have to show off?

Stop talking about Dubai over and over again.

-It doesn't seem nice. -Why shouldn't I?

You have a job in Dubai.

So, why not flaunt it?

Girls these days have grown pretty brazen.