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Hello
Yeah, Venkat speaking
Really?!
Sir, kindly switch off your mobile phone
1 second please
Excuse me
Sir, please sit down
Captain, there's a medical emergency
Chennai...Air lndia 101
returning due to medical emergency
Hold still
Oh my God! l'm alright
Only my favorite Goddess has saved me
You can go now l'll find my way out
- Gentleman, wait -70Kgs!
Start the car
- Ramba Rao? - That's me
Should l show you my name as tattoo for proof?
Let's go
Go to Adyar
l thought l had to drop you in Andhra Club?
Yes, go via Adyar
Yes, Venkat
l'll be at your place in 5 minutes...be ready
Wassup...so early!?
Srivatsan called me
Silencer?
He said Pari is here
Pari?!!
lf we want to meet Pari, he asked us to be at our college water tank at 8:00 a.m
l had to pretend a heart attack in mid air to come back now
Oh crap!
You can relieve yourself later come outside soon
l'll be there right now
Paru, l'll be back soon
Thanks l forgot my shoes
We traced our friend Pari
What?
My socks stink l'll somehow manage
Oi! You forgot to wear your pants!
Sorry...urgent
Stop here
Andhra club, sir?
You can go to Andhra later
Now go to ldeal engineering college
Okay, sir
Amnesia or fashion!?
Pant?!
Stop...stop...stop
Sir, Andhra club
Why are you in such a hurry? You go straight to the airport
Brother will be waiting for you Take him to Andhra club
He is also Ramba Rao!
This is Ramba Rao speaking
Where is my car?
l'm waiting in that same spot you asked me to
l've searched everywhere but the runway!
Pari....
Srivatsa! Where is Pari?
Tell me. Where's Pari?
Hello losers!
l am back
Have a drink, man
You too
Where is Pari
First check this out
Super!
l didn't ask you to praise my wife
See the bungalow behind her 4 million U.S dollars
- l am talking about bungalow - Wife is average looking!
Swimming pool...heated
Living room Maple wood flooring
My new Lamborghini 6496cc
Why are you showing all this to us like a real estate agent?
Where is Pari?
Did you guys forget? Come with me
Where's he off to?
Mark this date, guys
10 years later we'll meet here same day...same place
We'll see who's made it big then
lt's a challenge. Will you be here?
lf you have the guts agree to this deal
Do you remember?
l wagered a bet with that smart-ass in this same place
l am a MAN, l won You good-for-nothing losers!
Hit you!
Shameless fellow
l got down from a flight in mid air! He forgot to even wear his pants
For past 10 years we've been hunting for our friend Pari
We don't even know if he is alive or not
Did you ask us to come here to humor your ego?!
Chill, dude
l knew he won't be here
He's rubbing salt on to our wounds!
Let's push him down
Venkat! Let go
Why did you ask us to come here?
To meet Pari
Lets go check if he's a big shot or l am
Which means... you know where he is?
Yes
Where is Pari?
He's in Ootacamund
Don't get it? Ooty!
No one can emulate my friend He changed every fad and trend
Buddy, where did you disappear?
Daily we longed for our friend so dear
He embroidered our hearts in friendship
He made us teary-eyed with his kinship
Like a mother's lap is his shoulder
He's our umbilical cord linked far
Friendship beyond love so true
more than a flight of steps it grew
Your friendship is our treasure
You developed in us a new picture
We flew so high
like fluffy clouds in the sky
Paving our path with a new bouquet
why did you abandon us halfway?
Like a child searching for his mother
without you how can we go farther?!
No one can emulate my friend
He changed every fad and trend
Buddy, where did you disappear?
Daily we longed for our friend so dear
Pari
Panchavan Parivedthan
As unique as his name
What our teachers and parents didn't in 20 years, he taught us in just 4 years!
He identified myself to me!
Life is a marathon
lf we don't run fast enough others will overtake us!
Even to be born we have to compete with 300 million sperms!
l was born in 1980 at 10:20 a.m
At 10:21 my dad announced, ''l've got an engineer-son''!
Venkat Ramakrishnan B.E
And my fate was sealed
But no one asked me what l wanted to be!
Sevarkodi Senthil Venkat Ramakrishnan
Panchavan Parivendhan
- Room number? -34
Let's go
l am Mani Maaran
l'm called MM short for millimeter
To buy tea & coffee, wash & iron clothes, copy assignments, l am all in all for all
But studying is up to you
Fixed rate , No bargain
Hey! Millimeter One minute
You want to click snaps? Go ahead
This is kilobyte This is mega byte
This is their mother Giga byte!
...but nothing bite!
Saraswathi namasthubyam Varade kamarupini. - What undiluted devotion!
Vidyarambam karishyami Siddhir bhavatu me sada
- Hi!l am Venkat - l'm Senthil
Vani Saraswathi Vaag Devi
He thinks God will make him pass
Oi! Out
Hey! Millimeter What's your meter?!
To carry 1 box for 1 km is Rs 2
- For 2 boxes 2 kms Rs 8 - Here's a tenner For You
l don't have a habit of accepting tips
Okay...fine
Tonight, make sure you wear briefs without holes for the fresher's party!
Boss you are great Bless us
Our seniors made us fall at their feet, in our briefs
Though l fell at our seniors' feet l looked up to see Pari's face!
That was my 1st glimpse of Pari
- Boss - What?
Look at our new volunteer?
Come...come...welcome!
Greetings, bro
What's your name?
Panchavan Parivendhan
What sort of a name is this?
King Pari who gave up his chariot for a creeper
Now give your pants to our boss
Strip...strip
Are you deaf or what?
Wet pants will only give you pneumonia!
Strip
All is well All is well
What?!
All is well
Are you a Christian?
Hey! James Bond!
Tell him what to do
Take off your pants, man Or he'll piss on you
Why are you showing off your Engish now?
l was born in Coimbatore l studied in California
So little slow in Tamil
There's no rush You can show off your Tamil
Why did you get into your pants so soon?
Strip!
Remove your trousers
Otherwise he will bless you with his 'pees-ful' offering!
Peaceful offering?
- What language is this? - Archaic Thamizh!
Oi! Come out
lf you don't... on your door...
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