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ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN

This is amazing!

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- What are you doing? - You can see.

Why are you asking if you can see?

But I'd like to know. Are you getting ready?

Time to go. It's cold today.

Get on your bike, or you'll get cold.

- It's a scooter. - A scooter, then.

I don't have a bike.

Ask your mum to get you one.

My mummy's not here, but my daddy is.

What's your name?

What's my name?

Don Juan.

Yes? Didn't you make it up?

No, I didn't.

- And my name is Tomek. - Tomek.

It's a nice name.

Yours is very pretty, too.

- Tomek - a very nice name. - I'm Tomek Łoziński.

- What's that? - Tomek Łoziński.

- Łoziński. - Yes, and you?

Well, I'm Don Juan.

But what's your last name?

Juan.

Really? You've got such a French name.

- How do you know it's French? - Because I know.

- You are very elegant. - Oh, thank you very much.

- You also have a very nice jacket. - A real man.

A very pretty jacket. You look good in it.

And you both have very nice, white gloves.

That's right.

Everyone's got something, right?

But you can change yours.

- One like this and one like that. - One is long and one is short.

- Why? - Just for fun, for laughs.

Look, this one goes with my trousers, and my hat and my handbag.

And this one goes with my jacket.

- And with this. - See? That's right.

You're something.

Good morning.

- Good morning. - Morning, sonny.

- You're a nice boy. - Got a driver's licence?

No. But I can ride here.

- Do you know, where the right and where the left side is? - No.

- One should know that. - Where is your right hand?

- This one. - Which one do you cross your self with?

- Do you say your prayers? - Pardon?

Do you say your prayers? No, you don't?

- You do not pray? - No.

That's why you can't tell the right hand from the left.

- If you prayed, you could tell. - Right - left.

Right hand, left hand.

- How old are you? - You could say 70.

- And you, madame? - The same.

- 70? - Not yet. I'm 60.

- You're a little older. - Yes, I'm older.

I'm the man.

I'm older, I know the world.

And I think, that you should learn to pray to God.

God created everything: the flowers and the people.

Nature did it.

Nature created the flowers.

God created nature, the universe, everything.

One should pray to God to ask him for wisdom.

I once did a sin.

Well, humans aren't perfect, they do commit sins.

I once said that God's a bull.

One has to ask God for forgiveness and everything will be all right.

People, who don't believe in God, are just like animals.

One has to believe.

Because one has to respect one's mother, father, grandma, grandpa,

boyfriends, girlfriends... everybody.

But my grandpa died.

Well, okay. Then you should go and light a candle on his grave.

Say a prayer for his soul.

Thank God for your grandpa, for your mom, for your dad.

You have to be happy, polite and shouldn't throw litter around.

You have to be cultured. Everything comes from faith.

Bye!

Is there anything underground?

Pardon?

- Is there anything underground? - I don't know.

Me neither, but there should be something.

Something that holds it.

- Holds what? The Earth? - No... this weight.

- What should that be? - The mass.

- The mass of Earth holds the earthly weight, right? - Yes.

Are you interested in galaxies?

What's a galaxy?

Galaxy is planets like:

the Earth, the Moon, Venus, Mars, Jupiter...

Guess, what will happen,

when the Moon and the Sun come together?

That's impossible.

- But if it happens? - It's out of the question.

Do I look young or old?

- What? - Rather old.

Really, so old?

- Not so much... but old. - Not so much.

But old. I'm not young anymore.

I'm almost 70 -that's not young.

- And the young... - And I'm 5...

I'm 6 already.

Oh, so you are very young.

And I'll have three birthday parties.

My birthday party was yesterday...

and maybe I'll have...

You know what, sonny? Don't try to grow up too fast.

Being grown up is nothing but trouble.

Life's best, when you are little.

It's a good loving life. Mummy hugs you.

You've got a good mummy, haven't you? See?

And daddy hugs you sometimes...

- So how did it happen? - Well, the war broke out

and there were no conditions to study.

And to go to the University when the war broke out.

And you had to escape from the war.

One could not escape from the war.

It was everywhere, in the whole of Europe.

So there was no escape from the war.

The war messed up your plans? Criss-crossed them - like a swastika?

Like a sign of swastika.

Because the Nazis invaded Poland

and destroyed our plans, our cities...

But, luckily, they are repaired.

Anyway...

what we went through...

I wouldn't wish for you to experience that.

- You should have a better life. - Did you win, sir?

I didn't win anything, I just lived through two wars.

- Two? - Yes.

I've got a computer game,

and there is a helicopter and tanks...

Sometimes, you have to kill, sometimes you don't kill...

And they hide in the bushes and you have to shoot at these bushes.

There are also the hardest of all obstacles...

- I've been through a lot. - Really?

War is a horrible thing.

But what is it for?

Who knows? Actually, it's a crazy thing.

People fight God knows what for.

When you are my age, probably there won't be any wars.

No wars at all.

And when I'm your age...

will you be still alive?

Oh, no. Not anymore. I'll be long dead.

But it can happen, that you will be still alive.

- I might live few more years. - How long? - We'll see.

Maybe 2, maybe 5, maybe...

- Maybe 20. - No, 20 is impossible.

I'd be over 100 years old then.

I'd be 115 years old.

People don't live that long.

- But one can be 115 years old. - No, there aren't such people.

Usually, the people, who live long are 101, or 102 years old.

And not 103?

- Some live to be 103... - How about 104,105?

My grandpa had a lot of life ahead of him,

but he died of a disease.

How old was he?

I don't know how old he was. Some and something.

Sir, when I'm old, will you still be alive then?

I doubt it.

You would like me to live, then?

Yes, very much.

But you see, people don't live so long.

- But it may happen. - It may, naturally.

Some people may live to be over 100.

Or 600 years old.

People don't live that long.

But it may happen.

It could happen once in life.

- Anything can happen in life. - Yes, but these are rare cases.

One can come across some rare cases,

but it's very rare.

One can meet a baby dinosaur.

Clench your hand. Make a fist.

You'll have two wives.

Two women are meant for you.

As a young boy, you'll be very popular with the girls.

Short and fleeting, but lots of them.

Well, your life... Two life paths. One longer, one shorter.

But so far there were crosses on your way.

They belong to the past, but...

- What are these crosses? - Some tragedy.

Maybe you went through some illnesses.

You're still lucky. Maybe luck won't pass you by.

You're right.

Once I shrank and you might shrink as well.

You shrank? What do you mean?

- Instead of getting bigger, I got smaller. - That can't be.

You're a phenomenon. They should write about you in books.

One can't get smaller. Who told you that you did?

My dad measured me.

- I was this high and then... - Maybe your dad was kidding.

- No he wasn't. - That would be impossible.

You're very big. Everything about you is so big.