The Adventures of Puss in Boots

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- -El Gato!

Das Blutwolf.

Das Blutwolf!

Why would you do this? We are your friends.

I have no friends. I live only for Das Blutwolf.

And there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Senior Puss Squad, to me!

We will defeat this Bloodwolf!

It was amazing.

Dulcinea came back with the amulet just in time

and we totally defeated the Bloodwolf.

It was great.

Yes, yes. We were there.

It was just yesterday.

It true. Golem remember.

Yes, Ginger.

Ah! We were quite the team.

Yes. We were.

Were we not?

It has truly been the greatest adventure.

Thank you.

No, Maestro. Thank you.

It was an honor for me to fight alongside--

Yes. Yes.

I know.

Okay.

Well, goodbye, then.

Farewell, Puss in Boots.

Travel safely, amigos.

Well... the Bloodwolf is gone,

the Sphinx is asleep on duty as usual...

All is right with the world.

Hello, Pajuna.

-Good morning. - Hiya, Puss.

Señora Zapata.

Hey, Dulcinea, can we plant a bacon tree?

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Dulcinea. Do my eyes deceive me? What are you doing?

What? We're tending to the garden.

But gardening is peasant work.

Manual labor is not for The One from the Great Prophecy.

This is scandalous.

Oh, Puss, are you gonna keep bringing that up?

That was just a one-time thing.

To tell you the truth, I'm glad that things are back to normal.

Things are not back to normal, Dulcinea.

You are the greatest hero in the universe.

A fact with which I swear I am completely fine.

So, wait, you're saying that Dulcinea's the protector of San Lorenzo now?

That is precisely what I am saying.

And that she's the greatest hero who ever lived?

Yes. And again, fine with it.

But... But then...

what does that make you?

Why, um... it makes me...

I do not know who I am!

Puss, don't let yourself get worked up.

I am not getting worked up!

Uh, I will be right back.

Who am I? Who am I?

Who am I? Who am I?

Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?

Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I?

Who am I?

Who am I?

Ah-ha! I have it!

Go on.

-Go. -Aww.

Oh, Puss, the orphans are expecting me in the classroom.

I don't have time for this.

We are doing it.

Puss?

- -Ooh!

Dulcinea.

I have discovered my true calling.

And that is?

I, Puss in Boots, hereby pledge to serve as your sidekick

during your noble quest as protector of San Lorenzo.

Puss, I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm not The One anymore.

The Bloodwolf is gone and as far as I see it,

I've fulfilled my end of the prophecy.

Dulcinea, clearly you know nothing of prophecies.

Once The One, always The One.

And do not worry, I will be the greatest sidekick of all time.

This is my sacred sidekick vow which I shall not break, ever!

Puss, for the last time, I'm just regular old Dulcinea.

Oh, really? Then why are you holding a fancy sword?

I'm not-- Oh.

I will now don my official sidekick hat.

Now, we must both drink from this cup of putrid fish mush

and become bonded forever.

Bleugh!

Come on. It is part of the ceremony.

What does that have to do with being a sidekick?

It has everything to do with being a sidekick. Observe!

Puss, are you in here?

Oh, thank goodness.

Eames, can you not see that you are interrupting

an ancient and holy ceremony?

I think we have a problem.

See what I mean?

Do you think we should get the Senior Puss Squad back?

You know, on account of this swirling death vortex?

What would I know? I am just a sidekick.

I'm no expert, but it seems safe enough, as horrible, gaping, magic portals go.

-What do you think, Puss? -

You are asking me? A humble sidekick?

You pay me a mighty compliment.

Um, Dulcinea? Why is Puss acting like that?

I don't know.

- -Master!

There is trouble in town. Shall I summon your horse?

I don't have a horse.

-Then I will be your horse. -

Hiyah!

We are trying to clean up our diets.

You should be proud of us. No more refined carbohydrates.

Let them go, Cleevil.

It's just vegetables.

But, Toby... vegetables are food!

Vegetables are food?

Come back with our food, you monsters!

Halt, villains.

Surrender at once.

Oh, no, this guy.

Look, we do not want no trouble.

Allow me to introduce to you the great hero of San Lorenzo,

Dulcinea! From now on, she will be the one doing the punching.

I will?

Is this a trick?

Not at all. I am just a lowly sidekick now. Real living garbage.

So, you are not going to fight us?

I am not.

See? Nothing I can do. A sidekick.

Yes. Everyone, look at the helpless sidekick.

Please, Dulcinea, save me.

Oh, um, please stop slapping him.

Or else what?

I will reprimand you? Sternly.

Go, Dulcinea. Do some stabby stuff.

Oh!

Congratulations on your promotion.

Oh, um, thanks. Not really a promotion.

- -My friend's confused is all.

Well, regardless, we look forward to fighting with you

many times in the future.

Um, quick question. What was that?

- -

You are doing great. Also, still fine with this arrangement.

I am not a hero!