Total Dhamaal (टोटल धमाल)

"It's all about the money."

"It's all about the.."

"It's all about the money."

"The pink lips of a girl that look like currency look amazing."

"The phones of rich people ring all day."

"The swag of money is amazing. Nothing is above it."

"It causes total chaos."

"One!"

"Two! Three! Four!"

"Five! Six!"

"Seven! Eight!"

"One!"

"Money, this money.. - Two! - What is this money?"

"Three! - Nothing like it. - Four! Nothing like money. - Five!"

"There's problems if you have it. - Six!"

"There's problems if you don't have it."

"Having it is a problem, not having it is a problem."

"Seven, eight, nine, ten."

"Money, this money.. - Two! - What is this money?"

"Three! - Nothing like it. - Four! Nothing like money. - Five!"

"There's problems if you have it. - Six!"

"There's problems if you don't have it."

"Having it is a problem, not having it is a problem."

"Seven, eight, nine, ten."

"It's all about the money."

"It's all about the.."

"It's all about the money."

"It's all about the.."

"I saw love and affection. I saw friendship and friends."

"I saw love and affection. I saw friendship and friends."

"I saw through the heart. I saw the entire world."

"The swag of money is amazing. Nothing is above it."

"It causes total chaos."

"One!"

"Two!"

"Three!"

"Four!"

"Five!"

"Six!"

"Seven! Eight!"

"One! - "Money, this money.."

"Two! - What is this money?"

"Three! - Nothing like it. - Four! Nothing like money. - Five!"

"There's problems if you have it. - Six!"

"There's problems if you don't have it."

"Having it is a problem, not having it is a problem."

"Seven, eight, nine, ten."

"Money, this money.. - Two! - What is this money?"

"Three! - Nothing like it. - Four! Nothing like money. - Five!"

"There's problems if you have it. - Six!"

"There's problems if you don't have it."

"Having it is a problem, not having it is a problem."

"Seven, eight, nine, ten."

"One! Two! Three! Four!"

"Five! Six! Seven! Eight!"

Good evening, sir!

The information is correct, Bro.

There is a big deal going down on the 16th floor.

My dear friend

Look..

500 million in new currency, in exchange

of 1 billion in old unusable currency.

Happy, Mr. Mehta?

Mr. Commissioner! 500 million in exchange

for my 1 billion? That's not fair.

50 per cent commission?

I am a Police Commissioner, Mr. Mehta.

50 per cent commission is the least I deserve.

He's absolutely right.

Sir.

But there is tight security outside the room, Bro!

How will we get through?

We won't go that way.

What are we going to do now, Bro?

We will go down this way.

This way leads straight to heaven.

Forget it..

I am done stealing peanuts.

It is time to hit the jackpot.

- Don't you want to be rich? - Yes.

Then, take off your jacket.

But how are we going to get down there?

Bro.. Bro.. Careful..

Or I might never get married.

Are you still unmarried?

No, not yet, Bro.

What about family?

I only have one maid.

She takes care of everything.

Bro.. Bro..

- Take out your phone. - Why, Bro?

Let's take a selfie.

Great idea.

Great idea!

It will come in handy for the funeral.

Hey..

Go! Go fast!

Why do you always come up with such ideas?

Oh my, God!

Bro!

Idiots..

The PM implemented demonetization in order to stop corruption.

But you lot are incorrigible!

How dare you slap my boss?

Do you want one?

No, continue.

- Who are you? - We are from the RBI.

Reserve Bank of India?

Idiot!

CBI.

How dare you..

Continue.

Officers like you are in my pocket.

Let's see how many officers are in your..

Commissioner of Police.

Damn! We are in trouble!

Big trouble!

Not yet!

But you will be now.

- Look behind you. - Who is it?

Sorry, sorry. My wife. Very angry.

Excuse me.

Sir, what's wrong?

- What's wrong, sir? - Where am I?

I can't see anything.

You will soon.

Better now?

Continue.

Thank you.

You got rid of the bags

But there is security outside this door.

And we are on the 16th floor.

How do you plan to make it alive out of here?

With your help, sir.

- God Bless.. - No!

Respected, Commissioner sir.

We are grateful to you.

Security!

Security!

Yes.. Security!

- Security! - Here they come!

Hold on to your Boss.

Run!

Catch them!

Catch them!

Sir!

Catch me!

Sir, please make up your mind!

Do we catch them first or get you?

Catch me, you idiots!

- Come on. - Catch me.

- Heave.. - Ho..

- Heave.. - Ho..

- Heave.. - Ho..

You imbeciles! Come here.

Catch the Boss.

Come! Help me!

Let go of my pants.

I am not wearing anything underneath.

I will not spare you.

There is no escaping from me.

Hasta La Vista!

Say it in Hindi, rascal.

See you later!

My 500 million!

My 500 million!

Pinto's coming.

Pinto's coming.

Pinto's coming.

Pinto.

Pinto's coming?

- Pinto's coming! - Pinto's coming!

Pinto's coming! Pinto's coming! Pinto..

That rascal double-crossed us.

- Coming. - Going.

- Coming. - Going.

Coming!

Coming!

You seem to make a great couple!

Married for 17 years.

Why get divorced now?

You have maintained yourself so well in the last 17 years.

Touchwood!

- Thank you. - Exactly, sir.

The only thing he has done these last 17 years is "maintain".

Post our wedding we moved into a 1-bedroom apartment

It is still maintained.

We bought a second-hand jalopy

It is still maintained.

Back then, we were not very well to do

And we are still not.

Oh!

The problem has been since the beginning.

So..

You did not think about divorcing her earlier?

Not at all, Sir. Not at all.

But I did contemplate killing her.

See.. This is how his mind works!

He made so many promises before the wedding.

He said he would start a garment factory and become a millionaire!