Ridiculousness

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Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

One last thing.

Welcome to Ridiculousness.

I'm Rob Dyrdek.

With me, as always, Chanel West Coast and Steelo Brim.

All right, today's guest is built for this show.

Professional skateboarder, star of Jackass, his very own show

Viva La Bam, and an all-around insane human being, Bam Margera.

I'm Bam Margera, and I feel like kicking my dad's ass all day today.

Bam. Bam!

Bam! Don't you dare fall.

Fuck!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Bam Margera.

Welcome, welcome.

Let's have some fun.

Hi. How are you?

We got rappers all over this place.

Tell these people about what you've been doing lately.

I've been doing some songs called, uh... I go by fuckingface unstoppable.

Okay, wait.

Fuckingface unstoppable.

That's it, right?

Yes!

Okay, Bam, we have a category on this show called "Your Friend's A Dick."

Okay?

And I believe that you're the pioneer of this.

I mean, sure, I'll take a little bit of credit.

Give him credit. Give him credit.

Okay, check this out.

This isn't like, oh, this is something he used to do.

He brought footage of him being a dick to his friend not even two days ago.

Take a look at this.

He made us miss our flights twice, so this is what he gets.

And then this is what you get for it.

Okay, what went on his face?

It was in Florida, so it was a bunch of hot trash and just

- minging-ass wet beer cans and... - I don't know if this is true,

but I heard Floridians shit

in trash cans.

It was right by the beach, and I did see a bum.

It could've happened.

Okay.

All right, ode to you.

The very fun category of "Your Friend's A Dick."

Yeah, come on in.

Come on in, man.

How about I punch you in the dick?

Oh, I'm having so much fun.

I touched your fucking dick.

Teeter-totters.

This dude learned from you.

This is a pure fan.

Well, the joke's on him because he wasted all that beer.

Dunk!

Oh!

This is strange.

Oh, my God, does it hurt?

Oh, now, it does.

How about a little bit of this?

Fuck you, bitch!

You know that the violent person with the bat's hiding the

deepest, you know I mean?

She's so violent.

Right now.

Yeah!

Whoo!

What the fuck?

His whole ass is out at the end.

The scary thing is is he obviously wears this thing a lot

if he's got a tan line like that.

I'ma get my shoes off for this one.

This is gonna be crazy.

Oh!

You okay?

You're a real dick.

He has a real-ass scorpion.

His foot really taps the back of his head.

Stop! Look at that!

A pale-ass scorpion right there.

I can barely see it.

It's like a ghost, man.

I didn't even know you could scorpion it right against a wall either.

This is mega-fucked, asshole... This is your friend's a

fuckingface, you know what I mean?

I would delete him from my friends list.

Okay, Bam, you know, as a skateboarder, we know what it's like to flail.

Take a look at this, and you describe what happens here to me.

Bam, Ollie's in.

And he's flailing, he's flying.

What do we call that motion in the air?

Uh, "Oh, no, what the fuck

am I gonna do with myself?"

"How am I gonna land properly on this motherfucker?"

The "What the fuck am I gonna properly do with myself"

is what we like to call "Air Dancing."

Go high. Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick!

Oh!

That's not bad.

Uh-oh.

Sky dance to face slap.

Oh!

Oh, two fun guys air dancing.

Time to go to sleep.

It never gets old to me to see someone go to sleep.

Yea!

Oh!

Hold on a second.

Hold on, hold on.

"Hold on a second.

Little Joey blew his butt out."

Oh, it's gonna be so amazing.

Oh!

It looked like he got nervous in the air, was just like...

It makes total sense that he's air dancing, 'cause they

all got on MC hammer pants.

Face plant?

Face plant?

The international word for hitting your face.

Oh, the face plant.

Here we go, air dancing.

Boom!

Well, you good? I'm good.

You good?

Play it, high speed.

Pause it, pause it.

Okay, now, look.

This dude's air dancing his fucking heart out right now, okay?

But this is what happens when you're watching your friend

about to take a catastrophic slam.

You slam too, watch this.

Okay.

I don't ever wanna fall like that in my life.

We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

Welcome back to Ridiculousness.

We are here with Bam Margera.

All right, Bam.

We got some footage of you breaking your tailbone.

Tell me what that's like.

That's never happened to me.

Probably the worst thing to break because there is nothing

you can do about it, and you can't even sit.

All right, let's take a look at bam breaking his tailbone.

Pop! What happened?

Yo, my fucking tailbone is seriously broken.

Okay, look at that.

That's real pain right there, okay?

Right after that happened, I had to get on a five-hour

flight, and I'm sitting next to this businessman like this.

And this is not comfortable at all for me, so...

So we have a category called "Tailboners."

Take a look.

Flip to the crack.

Oh!

Scream if it hurts.

Whoo!

You know it's broken when you pucker up and you can't walk.

Oh.

Just disappears behind the ball.

He just vanished.

Uh-oh.

I can't even count how many times that's happened to me.

Hey!

Got a great idea.

I'm gonna jump this can.

Oh! Pucker up, it's broken.