My Sassy Hubby (我老婆唔夠秤II：我老公唔生性)

Mankind has 3 main questions

First of all, does God exist?

The 2nd is the mystery of the universe

The 3rd is your "real self"

The first 2 queries are too profound

I can't find the answer

so I can't help you

As for the 3rd query

if you haven't found the answer yet

That means that you don't understand yourself thoroughly

"Women" was the subject of

my Master's degree paper

I ultimately passed it after

failing for 7 years 7 years?!

Afterwards

I found that Men cannot understand Women

We have to understand and

find ourselves first

We could understand ourselves more through

"Love" or "Be Loved"

But there is another question

What is the definition of Love?

What is Love?

I personally think

Love is C-H-E-A-T

Cheat

Cheat! Absolutely! I get cheated by women all the time

Please calm down

We can't judge things so superficially

Cheat is not just deceit

My definition of "Cheat"

includes C-H-E-A-T

C means Care

Don't move around. I can't position it

it's been 3 hours and

my back hurts

Sit properly!

Ok...

Don't keep cutting this side.

Look... They are of different length, see?

This is stylish

You've been old-fashioned for so many years

I feel bored even if you don't

I'm tired of you too

Hey, what did you say?

Another word and I'll cut your willy too!

From Monday to Friday

You have new styles for school

Honey, I am just a lecturer

not a fashion model

I want you to show them to the whole school

Or else, how can you be

my boutique's stylish mobile signboard?

You have knowledge, but not vision

You don't know the meaning of "Taste"

Moreover...

never tear away these price tags

Hope

Come on

Close your eyes and pick one randomly

We'll go wherever you pick

I have summer course this year

And I need to prepare for the new school year

Maybe next year

Next year again?

These 100 most beautiful

sites are going to disappear They're vanishing

if I lose my job, we will both disappear immediately

Thirteen, you just have no intention to tour with me

I'm disappointed in you! Divorce!

Divorce and vacation, next year too!

Erotic

Anything good?

It's not my fault... These... I don't know how...

they pop... popped up

You think I'll blame you?

It's normal for a mature guy to watch this!

I don't mind at all

This website is not as good

Let me introduce another for you

This one is great, it's 3D

So, it was you...

who made those pop ups

So what?

Sometimes I refresh myself after watching the soaps

Plus, I can use it as reference

Let's watch it first, then shower together

Or shower first, then watch it together

You always play around when we shower

Shower is play, play is shower

Baby...

Argument

I want a baby...

A nightmare again?

No. You're 12 years older than me

You'll definitely die before me

I will tragically live alone

for the rest of my life

I'll be even more tragic without enough sleep

I heard that...

Women get bustier after giving birth

I really want to have 34D

Please give it to me...

Ok... I'll give you...

my permission to make one with someone else

Thirteen Cheung!

Don't you remember your grandma's jade bracelet?

She wanted you to have

your own children

and pass this through future generations

Tell my past grandma to have her own

Are you a man?

No way! I want a baby!

Tattoo of Love

Where is your ring?

I was worried that it may be

dirtied by the paint...

so I put it in my pocket

How many times have I told you

that you have to wear this ring no matter what?

If you take it off again... I'll chop your hand off!

You'd chop my hand if I take it off...

what if you lose it?

In fact, you lost it when we first moved here

I didn't lose it!

When I moved the stuff, I just...

put it somewhere

This semester

I hope everyone understands what Love is

Find your "real self"

Professor Cheung, do you like karaoke?

I'm a terrible singer

We're boating this Saturday, come and join us

I'm seasick

I want to ask... Doctor Cheung...

I have tics of international Women's beach volleyball tournament

Are you interested?

Doctor Cheung!

Your pretty wife just

called the admin office

She reminds you

to return home earlier for "homemade dinner"

I wanted to say... I don't have much time...

Professor Lo! international Women's beach volleyball tournament

Are you interested?

We better not take psychology

Right, there's no future

"Married" man is complicated, wait until after his divorce

What did you want to ask just now?

I forgot

What you've just yelled was incorrect. it's not true

You mean your wife... my cousin...

is not pretty?

No, in these 10 years,

I've never had any "homemade dinner"

Hey, Nana?

Was Thirteen naughty for the 1st school day today?

I'm watching him, he has no chance

The quality of the new schoolgirls is poor

They don't even match half my beauty

You mean half of your weight, right?

I'm serious

it's Uncle 6 & Auntie 6's 50th anniversary later this month

They plan to have a huge celebration

Okay...

Thirteen and I will definitely be there

I need to go now. Bye

Have you got everything?

Don't miss anything out!

Don't come back to take stuff!

Mrs. Cheung!

Hi! Mrs. Lee!

It's your registered mail

Registered mail?

The postman rung the wrong doorbell

it seems that it's from UK

Glad that it's just a letter

Will you sign it if it's a parcel bomb?

Chris is so handsome!

Mrs. Cheung, you like kids so much...

you should have one with Mr. Cheung

You idiot!

Of course Mrs. Cheung would have one with Mr. Cheung

She won't have it with Mr. Chan or Mr. Chu

How can she answer if you ask so bluntly?

There must be reasons for them not having a baby

Do they need to announce to everyone...

if they are sterile or lacking money?

We are going to have one soon

Let's go

Ok, let's go

Go? Have you locked the door?

Oh no!

Son, if you're as smart as your mom when you grow up

I'll throw you away!

Robbery!

What robbery?

Shall I give you the whole shop, huh?

Wow, you look pale!

I've had diarrhea since morning