Hawaii Five-0

Now, the Red Line, now, that was a great beat.

Oh, no, that was incredible.

We could park ourselves on one of them trains, boy,

him and me, plainclothes.

Whew! Make what?

Two, three collars a night?

It wasn't even fair.

It was like shooting fish in a barrel.

To the Red Line. Yes, sir, to the Red!

To the Red Line. To the Red.

Oh, incoming.

Mmm, what's this, more crab legs?

Mm-mm, poke-- now, you're gonna love this.

Is that that raw stuff? Mm-mm.

Yes, sir. So fresh, might still have a hook in it.

Uh, I'll pass.

Mmm! Mmm.

Mmm.

Right? Oh, right?

It's out of control.

Babe, you have got to try this.

Go ahead, man. Oh, come on.

Come on, you can't eat pizza your whole life.

Can't get food like this in Chicago.

Crab, lobster, raw fish.

That's right.

You guys eat anything other than seafood out here?

Well, we eat a lot of seafood. For what?

Don't know how you do it, man.

I could not eat the same kind of food every day.

Actually...

Stop.

I distinctly remember

you dragging me to this barbecue pit

in Logan Square every single day.

That's right.

For three weeks.

Till you finally got yourself up enough nerve

to ask out a certain, uh, waitress.

But you got to admit... Hmm?

...it was worth it. Yeah, he got the girl,

and I gained an extra five pounds.

And another 20 pounds since.

Uh, excuse me.

You know, I can lose weight.

There ain't no cure for ugly.

Okay?

That was dirty. That was dirty.

So... so how are you guys celebrating tomorrow?

Well, it's kind of still up in the air,

but we're gonna start out with a nice long hike,

and then have a little breakfast picnic. Aw.

That sounds nice.

What you gonna do after that?

Oh, cut it out, please.

No, I got a better idea. Picture this.

You and me, we go play nine holes.

The ladies

go and do some shopping over at Ala Moana Mall.

Shopping?

No sales... Lou.

What? They are celebrating,

their 20th wedding anniversary.

I know. So?

Baby, you don't think they want to spend it together?

I'm sorry, buddy, but, uh, she's right.

I mean, you guys are a big part of the reason we're here.

But tomorrow, we want a little alone time.

Just the two of us.

Oh, brother.

All right, fine, fair enough.

But this Saturday belongs to us.

You two are spending the entire day with us,

and it's non-negotiable.

To good friends.

Thank you.

To good friends. Thank you.

How you feeling, Captain?

: Oh...

You...

It's possible

I may have been over-served

last evening.

Yeah, well, you know, we tried cutting you off,

but you boys just kept on pounding those Mai Tais.

Please do me a favor and go get me some aspirin.

I don't want the kids to see me like this.

Baby.

The kids are on school overnight trips.

They won't be back till tomorrow.

That's right.

: Just stop.

You better be glad the phone rang.

So naughty. And my head hurts.

And I'm old.

You're not that old.

Look who it is.

Oh, here, I'll go get you an aspirin.

All right.

You as hungover as me?

Lou, Lou, you got to get out here, man.

...Lou...

Clay, okay... Clay, calm down.

Clay, calm down, I don't under...

Baby, please be okay.

She's hurt, man, she's...

Clay, I...

Come on, baby, come on. Clay, where are you?

Kualoa Ridge, we're halfway up, Wh-What's going on?

and she fell.

I think she's dead.

Clay!

Please wake up.

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She was D.O.A. when we got here.

There's nothing we could have done.

I'm sorry.

Looks like she fell from up there.

Oh, my God.

Dr. Bergman gave the okay to transport the body,

but Mr. Maxwell won't let the M.E. guys move in.

Stay here, I'll talk to him.

: Clay.

They-they want to take her, man.

They can't.

I can't let them... put her in one of those bags.

I can't do it.

Buddy.

They have to take her, and you have to let them.

We'll ride down there together

with Diane, you and me.

I promise you, I know the M.E.,

he will take good care of her.

We got to go, partner.

Come on, let's go. Come on.

All right.

All right.

Watch your step now.

Be careful.

She's gonna be fine, she's gonna be fine.

Vic's name is Glen Hurd, 34 years old.

He's the building's leasing agent.

Custodian found the body when he arrived

for work this morning.

Any signs of forced entry?

Negative. All right.

I'm gonna need a list of, uh, anybody

who could have gotten in or out of this place, uh, after hours.

I'll get on it.

Okay, thanks.

Dr. Shaw.

Morning, Detective.

What's going on? There's usually more of you around here.

Yeah, we're a little short-staffed this morning.

The rest of the team is out at Kualoa with, uh, Dr. Bergman.

All right, what can you tell me?

Single GSW to the chest, no exit wound.

What about time of death?

Uh, based on rigor and body temp,

I'd estimate time of death at around 1:00 a.m.

All right, uh, why don't we hurry up,

get this guy to the morgue,

get that bullet out, see if we have any luck

with ballistics.

There's nobody... You need help?

Oh, yeah, I'll just ask Officer Kai.

No, he's got to stick around

and secure the crime scene. I'll help you out.

Wow, chivalry's not dead.

Nope, just this guy.

So, you know, I really owe you one.

Yeah, just don't ask me to help with the autopsy.

I wasn't talking about this,

although I do appreciate the assist.

I, um, I wanted to thank you for suggesting I take up surfing.

Oh. I've been catching waves every morning.

Uh, just ankle snappers.

But, um, it's been... therapeutic.

Well, good.

I'm glad, you know.

Nobody, uh... nobody ever takes my advice.

Not even your daughter? She's 12.

Enough said.

This isn't good. No, it's fine.

You got to be kidding me.

No signal.

Uh...

Hello! Pua!

Somebody help!

Somebody's gonna hear us, right?

Crime scene's on the other side of the building.

Oh.

Keep making noise.

Yo! Hello?!

This was my fault.

Come on, now, don't say that.

I was walking in front of her.