Love Detective Sherlock K (연애탐정 셜록K / yeon ae tam jeong syeol log K)

[Man who can read lies. Keen analysis of the psyche.]

[Straight talker and current on hot topics.]

Her clothes and make up look good.

But she hasn't washed her hair.

I suppose she would have been busy with a morning meeting.

"Tess of the D'Ubervilles"?

That's a masterpiece.

But he's been on the same page for the last ten minutes.

He's pretending to read and acting dignified.

But he looks nervous.

He keeps looking towards the door. He's waiting for someone.

A woman?

[Acts like a know-it-all, but is super gullible.]

We still have time, right?

I couldn't find parking.

Let's go.

If you want to profess your feelings, find a more romantic location.

- What? - Not in front her office.

Oh, okay. Thank you.

I always end up with bad guys.

I know that I shouldn't be with them.

But when I come to my senses, I'm back in the arms of a jerk.

This is an illness, isn't it?

Women's habit of being pulled toward dangerous men.

What do you think about it, Sherlock K?

Is desire a tumor?

Is desire some sort of a cancer?

Why is it a problem or illness to be attracted to bad men?

Pardon?

We know that chips and soda are bad for us, but we eat them anyway.

Is a bad man such a big deal?

It's just like a delicious late night snack.

A late night snack?

Life is short, but the night is long.

Just eat and enjoy. Yum, yum.

Sherlock K has described it as a "late night snack".

Yes, that is a very frank way to put it.

They say that a big, expensive car represents a man's pride.

If a car is big, is the man big too?

No matter what anyone says, it is about how he performs in the bedroom.

Wow, he is totally my type.

- You really are explicit about it. - He's so good looking.

I wish he was my boyfriend.

Can you say some last words to our guest?

So you want to stop your boyfriend from cheating?

Even the Avengers can't help you there.

- Just break up. - Hey, look at this.

Is this that new love psychologist?

Doesn't he look so cool?

He's totally handsome. He's my type.

That was so uncomfortable. I thought I was going to die.

Don't you dare look.

Who are you accusing of looking?

Why is your eyebrow going up then?

When one of your eyebrows goes up, that's a sign that you're lying.

Who do you think you're going to fool?

Fine! I looked, I looked! I am a guy, after all.

You're getting all undressed back there.

How can I not look?

Why you!

All right, all right.

But... isn't that too sexy?

None of your business. Are you my boyfriend or something?

What's with the nagging?

Hey, Geum Kang San!

Gosh! Seriously!

[Jin Joo - Ex Hacker, Sherlock K's Cafe Manager]