Gintama 2

Man, we really did it!

The first Gintama movie was such a big hit

that we are making a second one to ride that money train!

Last year, it was Japan's #1 live-action movie of the year.

But we didn't win the Japanese Academy Awards-aru.

Who was it? Who was the guy that won the "Best Actor" award?

- A guy named Suda Masaki-aru. - Eh? Why?

His fashion sense is top notch and he's a delicate guy.

He's also an artist with a CD debut and the whole bit, huh?

The old man has a funny pair of glasses...

Don't say anymore!

That Suda Masaki is a very good actor, right?

Have you ever thought about Oguri Shun's acting?

He's done so much...

But he has never won an academy award once in his life...

He worked so hard last year too...

with his movie "I Want to Eat the Liver of a Cattle."

It's "Your Pancreas."

"I Want to Eat Cow Pancreas" would change the movie on a whole other level.

It would turn into some sad documentary after all.

It's fine! Even if we didn't win the Japanese Academy Award,

we had many viewers and received great box office results!

That's true.

The Japanese Academy Award can go **** itself in the ***.

We don't need to win that ******* piece of **** award anyways.

Yeah... Yeah...

Uh... I understand you're frustrated,

but what you just said were too obscene.

I don't think anyone understood you due to all the bleeping.

But that's not important!

This movie is about to start.

Say, "Please watch it," or some other love-filled phrase!

Okay!

This Gintama has won the "Cannes Palm Doll" Award.

You liar!

- We shoplifted. - Don't do that!

Now then, let us begin the "Shoplifting Yorozuya" movie.

That's not the title!

Then, how about "The Famous Detective Yorozuya!"

"There's always one truth!"

Like I said, stop spoofing other blockbuster movies!

Gintama 2: Rules are Meant to be Broken!

Please enjoy!

Give us an academy award!

It's a crime to film this movie in the theaters.

Please watch it with your eyes and take it home with your heart.

Hey! They want to see the actual movie already!

Hurry up and start the movie!

"The Land of Samurai."

The reason why I was sent to this country is an old story.

20 years ago, in this peaceful Edo City,

aliens from space flew down into the city and attacked.

We call them the Amanto.

The Amanto kept coming one after the other.

Even the Shogunate succumbed to them. They became the puppet masters.

As a result, in order to eliminate the Amanto, the Joui War broke out.

At that time, many brave men of lofty ideals came forward to fight.

But the casualties were heavy and they were defeated.

Then, the Amanto, in fear of revolt from the humans,

prohibited the usage of swords,

causing the Samurai to decline.

That's it! That's all you need to know!

If you don't have any money, you can sell your kidneys, your balls or whatever! Get me my money, you rooster!

[Otose: The owner of Otose Snack House. One of the four devas of the Kabuki district.]

You're so fussy about the rent, you shitty old hag!

The other day, I told you about the games that I wanted to play on my phone!

And then you installed them, right? Doesn't that make us even?

That doesn't make us even!

And besides, you spent all your money on that game and that's why you are broke right now!

I know that!

An old hag like you shouldn't know about in-game purchases!

No! Everyone, look! He's abusing an old lady!

It's all over. Everything.

Like hell it is!

Pay your rent!

I'm going to die!

For crying out loud... She's been bugging me about the rent for three months straight now.

Let's get a real job.

How many times do I have to tell you before you get it?

It's hard to find a decent job these days.

The jobs are different every time.

It's much worse to wait passively for people to come to the door than to take the initiative to make money.

You haven't had a job request for an entire month.

Hey, Shinpachi!

Don't you have any pride as a man?

We only do what people come to ask for.

Isn't that the soul of Yorozuya?

That's true, but...

In short, a hungry stomach can not think.

Let's eat first and then think of a plan.

Man, it was delicious, so delicious!

The smell of roasted saury being cooked outside...

I carelessly started eating the rice before it was done-aru.

You...

ate it all?

Just because of the smell, you ate five cups of rice?

I'll cook it again! I'll cook something up right now-aru!

There's nothing left. Everything has been eaten.

It was you!

Work! We have to find work, Gin-san!

I don't want to!

I understand. Since yesterday, I found some minions who can work for us-aru.

Minions? You have minions, Kagura-chan?

Hey! You guys! Get to working!

Sorry about this, Gin-san.

Shin-chan asked me if there were any job offerings, so I called you guys over.

Sorry, Mr. Owner. We are relying on you like siblings.

Yeah, um... You know what? I'm sorry, but saying things like that...

Saying things like, "I'm the one who's sorry..." It's like you're sending those words back to them.

In other words, how should I say this? Um... our store has an ace hostess.

Well, Tae-chan... Uh... she always gets picked. In other words, how do I say this, how do I say this?

There's no mistaking it, is pretty much what it is.

But your top hostess should make men feel lovesick

and it's almost like they've caught a cold.

This store is definitely a store full of pros.

Yeah, um... I'm sorry. I'm really sorry about that.

What to say? It's some kind of something, something, something, something,

something, something, something...

It's a very embarrassing concept.

I can only say that it's a really embarrassing concept.

Let's say that our top hostess is by herself...

Let's just say that you decide to open up a store, open up a store...

That would be good, good, good! (kekkou: means good or carrying something out like opening a store)

You have to make those kinds of decisions. That's what I'm talking about.

Wow, you're really something else!

The rumor that an idiot won't catch a cold is true.

This angle is great. The angle of the shot is very good.

It's a super perfect angle.

The blood is connecting your nose to your mouth.

Um... that proves that you are a dumbass.

I had expected that, so... In other words...

In other words, Gin-san, I want to request something from you.

Simply put, Gin-san, you're some kind, some kind, some kind, some kind, some kind, some kind,

some kind, some kind, some kind, some kind of well known person.

Can you introduce me to one or two cute girls? Or even ten?

Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or 50 girls!

Or, or, or...

Or! Or, or, or...

Or 100 girls! 100 girls. 100 girls. Gin-san. 100 girls. 100 girls would be good.

Can you bring 100 of your friends? Maybe, 100 people isn't enough.

So there you go. Well, we can all have fun afterwards. I guess you should call them over right away.

Um, in other words, in other words... I'm sure they will come super fast if you call them over.

If they really do exist, then I want you to introduce them to me.

If you're looking for a cute girl, there's one right here-aru!

Senior officials of the Shogunate are coming over tonight.

Hey, don't ignore me.

These kinds of guests are very rare.

- Their income is very good too. - Hey!

Hey, you fried noodle face!

How many people are needed?

At least three people.

So we just need to find two more people.

Why the hell was she on the ceiling?!

Awesome angle. The angle that she came down in is super beautiful.

[Sarutobi Ayame: Ninja from Oniwabanshuu. Gintoki's stalker.]

Perfect timing! Come on, stand up, stalker.

You're going to be a hostess tonight.

No, no! Don't touch me!

I'm not touching you.

This is the "Benizakura Arc,"

but I don't really know much about it. I wasn't able to debut in the first movie.

I thought I finally got a role in part two, but I'm going to become a hostess?

I'm a ninja for this?

That's...

way too exciting!

What do you think is my most charming point, Gin-san?

Uh... I know that I said you're going to be a hostess,

but this is, this is... uh... very good.

Now we just need one more person.

Just two left, huh?

That's too much. I'm going to cry.

Sorry!

I saw the ad posted outside.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

What's the meaning of this?

Huh? Did someone change the ad or something?

Has it been replaced? Is it some kind of prank?

"Cute girls" was written on the ad, correct?

Yes, that's absolutely correct.

So why did this person come here then?

What's wrong, Katsura-san?

This Katsura Kotaro...

The way I look now... I'm cute after you put makeup on me.

So?

The funds of the Joui faction is about to run out.

And so I want to accompany you as a hostess.

That's too reckless, Katsura-san.

No matter how badly you need the...

Please go put on makeup!

What?!

It's no good.

The time limit has gotten closer and the owner has lost all of his judgement.

Hey, the little one crying over there...

You too.

Please stand up and get ready!

Owner!

I will follow you forever!

- It's unexpectedly okay. - Yeah, really unexpected, but it's okay.

Uh... Gin-san, hear me out really quick.

I'm kind of worried about two of them. Or, or, or, or... or actually all three of them.