My Best Part (Garçon chiffon)

Starting trip.

In 50 meters, turn right.

Turn right.

I said, Turn right!

You have reached your destination.

Jérémie Meyer.

The door is open.

Thank you.

Freedom is daring to talk

AJA - Jealousy Anonymous

I pass by a café and who do I see?

My husband, sitting at a table.

With the children and a girl.

And the girl was really pretty.

Sure enough, I bounced into the café and destroyed the girl.

I grabbed her by the hair, twisted her around and around,

and literally wiped the floor with her.

In the end, the poor woman,

her face was so...

So messed up that an ambulance was called for her.

And my husband lost a contract 'cause they worked together.

And it's the same, even at home with the kids.

It's so bad none of them talk to me anymore.

I pulled so many fits of jealousy, I was so spiteful,

they couldn't take any more.

I can't understand why the world doesn't revolve around me.

That's good.

Hello. My name's Louis.

Coming up for one year since I wised up.

Do you have any advice for Jérémie?

Welcome first of all.

Thank you.

I'd say, learn to trust yourself again.

And to trust other people again.

That's partly why we're here.

Above all, don't open every closet.

You don't know what's in there.

A killer.

A slaughterer.

Jeanne?

Jeanne. 11 days since I wised up.

When I start off, it's like a sore.

Or eczema that goes red raw when I scratch it.

And itches even more because I scratch it.

It's absurd, wanting to know all Bastien does.

All he does without me. My love.

I went from anxiety to...

anguish.

It hurts.

But I...

I've changed since I come here.

You work wonders, Gabrielle.

Doesn't she?

Jeanne.

You're on edge.

Imprecise.

Here, you can tell all.

You're safe.

I do tell all.

I don't think so.

I don't get it.

Help me, Gabrielle.

Are you yourself faithful to your partner?

No.

Thank you, Jeanne.

So, Jérémie, what brings you here?

Yes, I'm jealous.

But...

Maybe that's not the whole story.

My father died on January 14.

The police found his body and called my mother,

but they were separated so...

My father had started over with another woman, Mireille.

But they separated too. Some said his suicide was over her.

Whatever. He was alone in his bungalow,

he sawed off the barrel of his shotgun...

And...

I didn't go to the funeral.

I don't get any applause?

Why did you come?

MY BEST PART

Jérémie?

I re-read it. Obviously.

Really I...

I loved it.

All the revisions in the new draft.

All the additions to Paul, the character.

But above all, honestly...

The real skill is that it's super precise

without losing the mystery of the earlier drafts so...

We totally get his relationship with Françoise.

The double bond that they forge.

The past...

Then, all of a sudden, there's a...

But you know that.

Better than me, sorry.

And...

I'm quite moved because...

It's the kind of part I'm rarely given in movies.

And you're giving it to me.

Thank you.

I wanted us to talk before the summer vacation madness.

Summer vacation madness?

Yes.

To say it turns out we won't work together on the film.

I've changed my mind.

I'm casting Ramzy instead.

Losing you is like hacking off an arm.

Enjoy.

Please, let me explain.

Last Sunday was my birthday.

I turned 51.

Thanks for your message.

The night before, I broke up with a girl I met maybe 6 months ago.

For no real reason.

In fact, I think she was probably my ideal woman.

Added to that, I have no kids.

Paul, likewise, in the story.

You get my spiral?

It's not the producers saying you're a gamble or doubting you.

Not at all! It really is me.

And you can't play tennis.

That comes into it.

And for Paul, the racket is second nature.

It's his way out, too.

Sure, it's a tricky situation

but I couldn't delay telling you.

Quite frankly, the person who suffers most, as usual,

is me.

Babe, it's me.

Look, I'm beat tonight.

Don't be mad if I stay put

and have a quiet night in.

Love you.

Shit!

What do I do now?

- You take out the uterus? - Yes.

Let's clamp it.

Like that.

In ferrets also, penetration induces ovulation?

Yes. And penetration has to hurt.

It's the pain that triggers ovulation.

- You can handle it? - Yes.

Sir, we're closed.

Who's the hunk?

What are you doing here?

Who are you?

His husband, sir.

We're not married. Out!

Not married!

What's that?

A baby ferret.

Get out, Jérémie!

Congratulations.

Audition for Spring Awakening. Playing Moritz. Interested?

If the wheel won't turn, give it a nudge. Jean-François.

Spring Awakening

Why didn't you come to the film?

A broken paw.

On a Saint Bernard.

Was it good?

Yes.

The suffering, the tears, it cleanses me.

You're not sick of suffering?

You don't understand me, Albert.

Your passion touches and overwhelms me.

My passion?

Why aren't you passionate, baby?

Why didn't you just say you were working that night?

You don't plan for emergencies.

Delivery was complicated. Giancarlo felt out of his depth.

And you rock up

during surgery to confront Giancarlo, my intern. Awkward!

Giancarlo this, Giancarlo that!

You sound like you're licking a smoothie!

Jérémie!

Come on.

Albert...

Baby?

What's wrong now?

Nothing, I'm hungry.

Baby?

You jerked off today?

It's private. You don't ask that.

I'm asking if you jerked off, that's all.

Yes.

This morning.

So what?

So what's the damp sperm on the blue t-shirt in the basket.

I'm not crazy.

11 at night and this morning's sperm isn't dry?

Stop.

Who'd you jerk off with? This is a lot of sperm.

Answer me or I jump.

You're not getting better.

So, the damp sperm that smells unlike yours?

You know my sperm's smell? Quit calling it sperm.

Sperm, sperm, sperm...

Accept I know that smell, yes!

Chill. You're not on stage.