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SHE GROANS

SHE SCREAMS

SHE SCREAMS

Subtitles by explosiveskull

HE GROANS

It's not that I want to be alone, necessarily.

It's just that I rarely get to BE alone.

Home is a madhouse. Here is a madhouse.

So sometimes, I just like to take myself off

and have a little quiet time, you know? Peace.

Half an hour that's just for me.

Lunchtimes, I can just about cope with.

But if it's going to be all the time...

Not another tea cosy?

Blanket?

Hey, are you listening to me?

Nope.

Look, Joyce, I know you need to keep your mind busy,

but maybe you could find another hobby?

There's more wool in here than one of your Welsh frigging sheep farms.

I'm sure she's fine.

Idara.

The governor seems decent enough.

She wouldn't have let her go anywhere awful.

It's been a month... Joyce, babe.

You've got to let go.

For Idara's sake.

LIQUID SLOSHES

SHE SIGHS This'll never be ready for tomorrow.

If it's not ready for tomorrow, it ain't never going to be ready.

You get that delivery today?

Er...

Oh! Yeah, I forgot. Hang on.

Not in here, you skank!

Jesus! All right.

Hey, do you want to try some?

Oh, hey.

It's good, that. Mmm.

Easier to get an audience with the Pope than it is to

get an audience with you.

HE SIGHS Little Miss Popular.

HE CHUCKLES

It must feel nice.

Well...

HE SIGHS

It would feel nice if... you were awake to see them all.

Guv... need you back.

What happened to you?

Oh, are you on a late?

I thought officer Trent left already?

I'm on with Dolan, Governor.

I've done my probationary month, so you're allowed to let me loose

with the standard officer for night work.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

On a double. Might even be a triple, at this rate with...

..two down at the moment.

Oh.

I don't mind. I can deal with the overtime.

That's not really the point, is it?

Oh, it's OK. There's not much I can do, anyway.

Just don't overdo it.

Us newbies have got to stick together, eh?

I don't want to go in there, Chad.

Listen to her, Chad.

If he goes in there, then he's thicker than he looks.

Of course he's going to go in there!

If he didn't, the frigging film would've finished an hour ago.

Let me just climb inside.

You can climb inside me, Chad.

I can't watch this.

Boo! SHE WINCES

The ghosts in here are well more scary than this crap.

No way is there ghosts in here.

The number of people who've died in this place?

Of course there are.

We've all seen them, haven't we?

Ask your girlfriend.

Or is she still hiding under the bed?

Hey, leave her alone.

If I can just get my hand inside, I might be able to...

You can get your hand inside me, Chad. Shireen!

LAUGHTER Can we all just be quiet, yeah?

All right, Joyce! Chad, I'm scared.

Here, take my hand!

I'm going to bed.

I wish YOU would go to bed.

Sweet dreams, Bambi!

MICROPHONE FEEDBACK

ALARM STARTS

ALARM STOPS

Laura?

Laura, please!

SHE YELPS

What's up with you, you wuss?

You know they say this place is haunted?

Er... yeah, the only person haunting this place is Brian,

clanking his chains about and moaning.

"Ooh, I'll take away your privileges!"

"Ooh, who ate all my cake?"

THEY CHUCKLE

So, why did you lock the door?

I wanted some peace.

Were you...

..you know?

Erm, just give it a rest, Chloe, yeah?

I hate horror films.

Well, you're a wuss, so...

Come here.

Promise me you'll stop.

SHE SIGHS

I promise I'll try.

Always you and me - first ones in, Brian.

Well, you live round the corner, I live even closer, so obviously...

Is that a permanent thing?

For Shelley. Well, Governor Hayes didn't want it left empty.</fo

I was looking for somewhere.

She's very generous.

If you mean she looks after her staff, then yes, she is.

Laura. Yeah? All in the same direction.

Well done. Thanks.

Give us a go.

I don't think Laura's finished yet.

Yeah, she is. No, I'm not.

Oh... Julie, come back!

Chop chop.

You enjoying it?

What? Working in here? Yeah.

Got you off the lemon?

I need to concentrate, Shelley.

Carrot and stick, isn't it?

Sorry?

They're using this like a carrot and stick.

You pack in the gear, they'll teach you to be a nail...

..thingy.

They use carrot and sticks on donkeys.

Oh.

I prefer just using sticks... on my donkeys.

Am I going to have to use a stick on you?

Or maybe on Bombay? Lay off her.

Sherri, I'm sorry that me mum and Luke let you down,

but it's really got nothing to do with me.

I've waited a month.

I think I've been very generous considering.

But I want me gear... or I want me money back.

So you'd better sort it, and quick.

Because you're the one my sticks can reach.

SHE WINCES

Cuts on cuts?

Oh, Laura.

Blood red.

BOTTLE SCRAPES

The polish.

Everything OK with the baby?

Yeah.

Dr Wendell says my weight's up.

That's good isn't it? That's very good.

When I was pregnant with my son, you'd think I was having triplets.

SHE CHUCKLES How many have you got?

Just the one. He's 15 now.

I bet you were a great mum.

Oh, I don't know about that.

But it is wonderful being a mum.

Well, I should... probably be getting back.

Me, too.

Take care.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Is Caleb around?

Who?

Mr Williams?

Better - why?

The new governor told me that if I had a problem, anything at all,

I just had to speak to one of the officers and let them know.

What am I, then?

Do you really want me to tell you, Mr Trent?

HE CHORTLES

HE WINCES Your girlfriend wants you.

Hey. Yeah?

You know that manicure you were asking about.

I reckon I can fit you in later.

I've just had a cancellation - clashed with her release.

Do I get the full hand soak, too?

All part of the service.

And you know that eucalyptus oil I was telling you about? Just arrived.

HE CHUCKLES

Thanks... Gilani.

It's Sami.

OK, Sami.

I'll see you later. HE GIGGLES

SHE GIGGLES

Joyce?

Joyce.

Joyce.

Are you awake?

No.

I need to speak to someone.

Great.

SHE SNIFFLES

You go and do that, then.

I need some advice.

What?