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Mighty Moonlanders!

You who were betrayed

by our so-called "friend" Della Duck

from the foul and pathetic Earth!

I have distaste for the Earth!

Now we have captured a cunning Earth spy,

who has confirmed our greatest fears...

The Earthers' plan to invade!

Behold, the most dangerous threat we've ever faced...

The brother of the traitor Della Duck!

Della? Where?!

Hey! What's the big idea?!

What did he say?!

He said... "Death to the Moon!"

This, my fellow warriors...

...is why we must strike first!

For we are the mighty!

We are the Moon!

We are the Moon! We are the Moon!

We are the Moon! We are the Moon!

Please!

This victory belongs to the champion of the Moon,

Lieutenant Penumbra.

She discovered the Earthers' plan to invade us,

which is why I'm promoting her to captain.

But, sir, that's a lie.

They don't know that.

Listen.

Penumbra! Penumbra!

You're a hero again.

Isn't that what you wanted?

Penumbra! Penumbra! Penumbra!

*DUCKTALES (2017)* Season 02 Episode 17

Title: "What Ever Happened to Donald Duck?!"

I've uncovered a conspiracy!

Photographic evidence proves that there is a fourth triplet.

A "quatriplet," if you will.

We must find Phooey Duck!

By the way, I named him Phooey!

Uh, that fourth egg is a mustard stain.

But who was eating a sandwich while looking at a photo album?!

Phooey strikes again!

Who's ready for the greatest family secret of all time?!

I was going through the family tree

when I realized the branches correspond

to geographical points on a map.

This could lead to the Silver Sporran Clan McDuck!

Found it years ago, thank you!

Hold on. I can pull a mystery out of this.

Mustard stain. Mustard is in the fridge.

Family tree. What grows on trees?

Peppers, I assume.

But Beakley hasn't bought peppers in years!

Ghost peppers!

It's all connected!

Let's go!

Hang on.

An adventure has to call to you.

You cannae just go around making up mysteries.

We spent so much time

on the mystery of the Spear of Selene.

Now that Della's back,

we're hungry for a new, epically complex,

multi-part family mystery to solve!

Huh. My postcard to Uncle Donald was returned.

That's weird.

You hear that, Webby?

It's the call to adventure!

Oof!

Oh!

Aw!

Oof!

Oof!

Our fleet of ships is proceeding according to plan.

As predicted, the people's spirits

have been raised by the capture

of the traitor Della's brother.

The soldiers are training

twice as hard for our invasion.

Permission to speak freely, sir.

Do you really think our people are ready for war?

They've never seen combat.

We know next to nothing about Earth,

apart from Della's dumb stories.

Believe in the superior might of the Moon, Captain.

We are the mighty.

We are the Moon.

If this prison cell is so comfortable,

perhaps time in the gold mines

will break your devil-may-care spirit!

Captain Penumbra, take care of it.

Oof!

Stop! I'm Della's,

ooh, "friend."

It was really more of an unlikely roommate situation.

The point is, neither of us wants this invasion.

Your stupid family built the rocket.

If I give you access to the blueprints,

can you find a weakness and destroy our ships?

I'll take that neck spasm as an Earth "yes."

Let's go.

Uh, hello?

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

You asked me to come here.

We know what we asked!

Oh, I see. You guys are doing good cop, bad cop.

We're both the bad cop.

I prefer to be called Dew-tective.

Hey, bub! This look familiar?!

That's the postcard I sent to Uncle Donald.

It was returned.

Uncle Donald loves sending cheesy vacation postcards.

It's the only reason he goes anywhere.

Not only haven't we received any cards from him on his vacation,

but now the ones we sent him are returned.

Almost as if he's

- gone missing?! - Aah!

Why are you yelling at me?!

Chin up, kid.

We'll find out what happened to the postcard...

and your uncle.

He's your uncle, too. He's on a cruise.

It's hard to get mail to a boat. Mystery solved.

We'll be the judge of that.

We're on the case.

What case?!

Lunaris keeps the ships' blueprints under guard

in his private hanger.

We'll have to make sure we're not caught by...

Captain Penumbra!

Aah! Captain,

why is our most dangerous prisoner

out of his cell, without handcuffs?!

Nope. Nope.

Honey, remember you have to unclip the holster.

And I'm sure the captain has a good reason.

Yes. I'm... punching him.

What better way to train to fight Earthers

than to spar with one, huh?

Oh! Ohh!

Now you try.

- Unh! - He's quite soft.

Almost pleasurable to hit.

Oof!

I no longer fear him!

Ha ha!

Inflicting pain is fun!

Ha ha! Sorry.

Ohh!

Hold, Captain!

The base's perimeter has been breached.

Aah! It may be another spy!

This is your moment, Gibbous.

Take the tunnels, avoid the soldiers' barracks,

and find the hanger! I'll meet you there.

To find out where the returned postcard has been,

we must get inside the head of the postcard.

You mean like the head of the guy on the stamp?

Ha! My dear Webbigail, don't be naive.

We're gonna ship ourselves to the address the postcard was sent to,

find out what went wrong there, find Uncle Donald,

and solve the most epic mystery since the Spear of Selene!

- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

Shh shh shh!

She's right there.

She doesn't suspect a thing.

Did you forget to tape the bottom of the box?

Yet another mystery we must solve.

But first...

What did you do to Donald Duck?!

Um, nothing.

Wait, wait, Donald Duck lives here?

He never forwarded his address from the pier.

I got a ton of his mail.

Yes! Possible clues!

Bill, bill, another bill.

Man, being an adult is not fun.

These are all from the same address.

How mysterious.

Not for long!

"Your life is a non-stop deluge of pain.

If you want it to stop, pay up - Jones."

Is your Uncle Donald being blackmailed?!

He's not missing! He's on the run!

We've gotta save him

before he's stuck in a tight spot