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Hey, No buddy! Please listen to me
How much time it took?
Super boy! You've bettered all your previous trials by over 50 seconds
Buddy! In a month, you're sure to become an S.I.
Then, me?
You'll definitely become a Gurkha
Give me 50 paise
Who's that?
Son! Is it good on your part?
Oh! Saree is very good! Where did you buy it?
Don't touch me, silly boy - Aunty, didn't ask about that
She's asking about trouble you're creating everyday
Are you allowing us to dry in Sun peacefully home made goodies?
You boast about yourselves as if you're going to achieve something great
Aunty, don't get angry Don't touch me, boy
Aunty, today, you'll talk like this only
But, once we achieve something
You'll say, I knew it earlier itself they'll become Police Officers
...Do you know a thing...
They practiced their running on our home made goodies
...Like that, you'll boast with your neighbours
You'll have a repartee for every word There's nothing short in that
Aunty, stand like that only I'll take your photograph
Come on take it! - Photograph me
...Not a shirt is found here
If anyone wants to go out early, nothing happens properly in this house
...l'm coming
Have my clothes come?
It'll come from the laundry only in the evening
First, I must wash this laundry man clean
What'll I do if there's not a single shirt to go out in the morning?
Without listening to me, you put all your shirts to laundry
If you lament now what am I to do?
If I don't lament with you, can I go & lament with neighbour's wife?
What's this father? You're wearing Brother's shirt
There's no other shirt to wear
No problem, you look like Hrithik Roshan in this shirt
Is Hrithik Roshan going everyday like me to office to collect arrears?
Where's your brother? - He's filling water
...I said he's filling water from the pump
That's it, what
Hey Armstrong... - What? Armstrong!
His Arms are strong isn't it! That's why I called him as Armstrong
Using this bore pump to draw water has made women of this area also Armstrong
Will you pump a pot of water for me?
Ask me that, I'll draw & fill up a big drum for you
Get lost mad boy!
What?
Keep it here
Father, definitely you'll get your arrears today
Let your words turn my luck today
What's it son?
Nothing... father!
What?
Cigarette is in the shirt father's wearing
...What's it? - Nothing father
Damn it! - Father, I want Rs.10
Why? - For Bus!
Morning, I gave you, isn't it? Why do you need it again
What's that on the shirt? - What?
Hey! Are you smoking cigarettes? Did you ask money for that?
It's not me... he only...
Oh! Is it that Lord's cigarette?
Father, why're you staring?
Today's youth lean up on it
Don't they have tension Just for relaxation only
Tell him, it's enough if he gets tensed 2-3 times, not pocketfuls
Tomorrow he's having a physical fitness test - What?
What's that noise? Why to hide it when the cat's out of the bag?
You must have it... it's good for you - I needed it
Anyhow, you'll come back to home in the evening isn't it?
What did your father say?
What do you mean by why to hide when the cat's out of the bag?
Really want to know it?
Hey! Who's that man? - I think he's the Selection Officer
Call them!
What's your name? - My name is K. Natraj
Andipatti Constituency! We both belong to same caste sir
Association President has given me a recommendation letter also
How's the Leader?
He's fine sir, I met him before coming here
Sir, file... - Go & stand there
My name's Saravana, Trichy District I've been trying for 3 years
Do you've recommendation! - No sir!
Go there!
Go man... go & stand there
Hey! Stand properly man!
Greetings sir!
Sir, my name's llavarasu, I'm coming from Coimbatore
My father's District Secretary
Sir, this's letter given by Coimbatore MLA
Keep it there
He had written it personally
Sir, phone from the Minister
...l'll take care of him sir!
What did you say, was his name?
Move!
Hey! Move man!
Who's Muruganandham here? - It's me sir!
He's here sir... yes
...You're... - I'm Minister's Relative
I'll take of care him
Go & stand there
What's your name?
What's all this?
Sir, they're certificates of my achievements in School, College & NCC
Do you've recommendation? - No, sir
Did you pay money to anyone?
Then, on which hope you've come to the selection?
I've confidence in myself
Why do I need a recommendation?
I've talent and I'm qualified
Go there! Go and stand there man
Stand steadily man!
Though, we've all the requirements like Height, Weight...
We don't have the "qualification" which they're expecting from us
...Sir, candidates with recommendation letters...
...Ask them to go out!
Then, what about them...
Ask them to take to the ground
What to do with these?
Throw everything into dustbin
We're very grateful to you
A policeman should never use that word
The moment you get this thought it's starting point of decay
If I had be grateful to caste Leaders & Ministers, MLA's
...You would've been out by this time
If a Policeman is grateful to a wine shop owner
...Then, he must turn a blind eye to spurious liquor sale
If he's grateful to a Rowdy! He must turn a blind eye to his Rowdyism
A Police should be duty bound grateful to the Department only
You answered me bravely without even getting afraid of me being an officer
The courage is very important
Still there's Written Test Examinations
Do it well...
One needs a courage to play with fire in his heart
Speed to win again and again is known as courage
In Hitler's period Charlie Chaplin was courage...
In British period, wearing Home spun cotton was courage
There's nothing in the lines of your hands, your hand needs Courage
Fly a flight with an 'L' Board That's what you call it as Courage
Swing at the tip of Eiffel Tower That's what courage is
You need a Courageous heart to see a make up less beauty...
It's courage to go alone into a women's college
It's courage to make a kite & fly the degrees earned by you
It's courage to open a door on Pakistan Border
You need courage in heart to consider this world as a small ball
A Deaf Beethoven creating a symphony is Courage
We need Courage to face any consequences
Courage is a blessing which we get from our mother's womb
Fear not to tread, the untreaded so said Bharathi, that's courage
Is it thread that's woven in our National Flag
No, it's C O U R A G E
Shall we reverse that English film?
They'll spit on your face
Greetings sir
Why has this Northern Indian Businessman come here?
Have these guys taken any loan without my knowledge?
Please come in
Greetings sir! - Greetings
I'm a T.V. Serial producer - Sit down... sit down
Is it? Please, sit down sir!
Greetings, I'm Amitabh Bachchan speaking from "How to become a Millionaire"
Yes sir!
Prashanth & Meena are sitting infront of me - Yes sir!
And I've asked them a question - Oh! God, sir
Oh! God! Sir... unable to bear your trouble sir...
Take it
...Wrong number please
You have this Tea... Special Tea
Amitabh Bachchan wanted me to write a serial for him
I said, I don't have time ...Yes, come on tell me sir
...You must make a serial - I'll do it
But, no one should know what'll happen next week?
As a writter when I myself don't know it Will I allow them to know it?
How many Episodes?
A girl is born, attains puberty, she'll marry and becomes old, dies... till then
Why're you beating around the bush?
You could've asked me straight to write a Mega Serial
Wouldn't I write?
Oh! Time has come for us to write for a Mega Serial
Pick up Pen & paper and start writing dialogues
Oh! You too! The title itself is ready
Did you see! The eloped women Room No:9,Woman born to live
...Slipped woman, Are these titles okay for you?
You must write & give 1000 episodes for me
1000 Episodes?
If we take Rs.5000 for each Episode we'll get Rs.50,000 for 1000 Episodes
Let your maths go to hell we'll get Rs.50 lakhs boy
You carry on sir
But one condition
This must be a serial that must fully mesmerise women
Only 1000 Episodes isn't it? I'll write & give it to you in a week
No... No... First write & give me 4 Episodes
...lf I like them, let's continue - Yes sir!
But, you must write by understanding Woman's heart - Yes sir!
I must understand woman's heart
Where are you going?
I'm going out to understand woman's heart
Rs.5000 for each Episode! Rs.50 lakhs I'll arrange to earn it now itself
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