Hattrick

You're going to die, you have just two months.

Don't waste any more money, the family will need it... Take him away.

Doctor, you shouldn't say that.

So who should? The ward boy?

I'm the doctor, I know it all.

But sir, there must be some hope?

There's no hope.

It's the last stage.

No treatment will help

If you want to waste money

Try a private hospital

We're short on beds here.

Sir you could have said the same thing... with love

I'm here to treat them not to love them.

But Sir, one should be a little emotional?

Emotions make you weak

But your attitude isn't right either

It's not?

Come.

You see how long this line is?

They're all waiting for me

If I was busy being emotional, Even those with hope, would die

Instead of giving false hope to those who are dying

It's better to save those who can be saved.

It's Thursday, shouldn't we be eating okra?

It wasn't available.

Ok.

Where are you off to?

Study group - at a friend's place

Study groups-chatting and laughing all night!

Like we don't know anything.

This is not a group apple.

This one's for your friends

He even catches the apple like it's a cricket ball.

You can go. Go to sleep.

Thank you. Good night.

Where are you going?

Why?

What do you mean why? I have a job...

I've got to go.

For how long?

I'll be back in a week. I promise.

Will you miss me?

No.

What no!? Say yes...

Say yes, yes...

People say life's a game.

I say the game itself is life.

From the sadness of losing to the sheerjoy of winning

Life is what lies in between.

Well said. - Oops, I spouted something profound!

Never mind.

It means a lot to me to have you on my show today.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

There you are ladies and gentlemen,

The one and only, Chinaman.

He was awesome in his time, what an amazing bowler.

He was one of my favorites.

I have only one favorite Kapil Dev...

He just had to flick his collar up, and the wicket would fall

Do you know who my favorite is?

Who?

Tendulkar

I don't know what he keeps adjusting!

For me it's neither Shahrukh nor Salman...

Only lmran.

I've met him

No way! - Really?

What's the big deal?

You've met lmran and you're saying what's the big deal...

What are you saying dude?

While you guys spend hours in buses and tubes,

I, as an lmmigration officer, have to meet everyone!

Without my approval not a pin gets in... and not even lmran!

You must have pictures... show us some pictures...

Look, I meet him as a friend, not some photo-hungry fan

He may be lm-ran, but I'm lm-portant too.

Let's have another round.

Let's order.

Don't ask him, he's one of us.

Call the white guy-

I like ordering Brits around in London; it gives me a high

I'd love to order something every few minutes.

Ay-crikey

Sorry sir

Second round

I beg your pardon?

Don't look. Come here. Second round.

It really gets their goat when you call them crikey.

Mr. Hemendra Harshad Bhai Patel... your next question

In the UK if you are a witness to a crime

which number other than 999 can you call for the police?

Option A: 1000

Option B: 1100

Option C: 112

Option D: 111?

Option C

Right answer! And with that,

you are awarded citizenship to the United Kingdom

And he scores!

Who are you calling?

I'm "calling a friend" like on the quiz show...

No, I'm calling my older brother-

I should share the good news.

You just have my approval and you're calling people

If they approve you, you'll be shouting it from the rooftops.

Is that Jignesh? It's Hemu...

I'm his brother, from London

He's not home?

It's amazing, he's never home...

I wonder where his kids came from!

I tried his cell phone but there's no answer.

Yes. Ok, tell him I'm about to get my UK residence permit

And then I'm coming to India

What do you mean why? It's mom's 60th birthday

We'll all celebrate together

Yes, please let Jignesh know

May god be with you...

Hemu have you lost your mind? You're getting

your UK citizenship but making plans to live in India?

Don't mess up my game

It's taken me 14 years to get here...

Now we'll go to India whenever we want...

To our people

Whether they want us or not

What did she say?

It's ok

Your people! Who haven't come on the line in 2 years

They hang up when they see your number

Forget it dad, it's not gonna happen.

They are my people, my family...

how can they forget me?

You know them...

When you come with me you'll see

Nothing is going to happen.

You're living in a piped dream dad.

Fine... fine... I love to live in pipe.

Look, he's at it again.

If you're not white, they practically strip you.

It's like they're measuring you for your wedding suit

What can you do? Everyone pays for the misdeeds of a few.

Not at all. It's all about the colour of your skin.

Let have a bet. 5 pounds says that boy there, he's in for it.

Who? - The guy in the brown coat.

He looks like a geek but they'll search him

like he's the godfather

See... They stripped him didn't they. Gimme my 5 quid

Are you gujarati? From which city? Ahmedabad? Baroda?

Why did you lie?

If I'd spoken in Gujarati he would've come home for lunch

And tomorrow he'd tell everyone:

Hemu Patel is a janitor at the airport

Anyway, don't change the subject, Gimme my 5 quid.

Why have you brought me here? You know I don't like Chinese food.

Just eat it... one meal won't kill you.

Come...

Come, come and sit.

Namaste... I'm Sarabjeet.

This is my mom, my dad...

Mom, dad, this is Kashmira

Listen, we have decided that we're getting married.

The rituals and stuff are for the parents...

So you guys discuss it among yourselves

There's no need to get flustered...

The world is changing...

Mom dad mom dad

I think we should leave these guys alone.

We're off... we're going for a drive

Go ahead and discuss stuff in the meantime...

I guess it's no point inquiring about the "girl's"

Educational background or home-making capabilities...

Or, for that matter, about our son's income...

We've just got to decide the menu and the venue...

Absolutely if we knew your names,

We would've had the invitations ready...

The bowler prepares,

The batsman is ready... his forehead moist

And it's the first ball of the over

Forget this... the next match depends on Tendulkar

And yourjobs depend on me.

This is your first and last warning.

Sir... cricket... cricket...

What do you mean, "cricket cricket?"

The cricketer David Abraham has been admitted

There are no VIPs and no cricketers here...

They are all patients

This is India's tumour

Check for Creatinine, B.U.N.

and do a Urine culture

It's itching buddy

I see that

Who is that?

Dr. Satyajeet. He'll be treating you.

Is he a good doctor

One of the best

A good person?

No comment.

If he's a good doctor he must be a good person

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