The first 200 lines.
I hate humans.
They're selfish and don't care about others.
Good people are taken advantage of, and honesty gets you nowhere.
Mr. Hitoma? Hey!
What are you spacing out for?
Ah...
Oh, sorry.
It's nothing.
It's his first day, so I'm sure he must be tired.
You think?
I bet he was thinking about something stupid.
I agree.
His dumb face says it all.
G-Girls, don't say that about our teacher...
Well, I can't say they're too far off.
This just might be the perfect job for a misanthrope like me.
What's with the grin?
I know what it is.
You can't stop thinking about how cute we are.
Oh, I feel the same way!
Tobari's blue eyes.
Usami's long ears.
Isaki's voluminous tail.
They're all quite wonderful!
Are you all done?
Let's get back to our lesson.
Okay.
I'll be teaching you about human society.
Study hard so you don't get caught off-guard when you become human.
That's right.
These girls aren't human.
Despite that fact...
Human
they admire humans more than anyone.
Episode 1
Episode 1
The Misanthrope and the Fateful Classroom
The Misanthrope and the Fateful Classroom
Let's go! Eighteen kills!
Yes, yes, yes!
Am I about to set a new personal record?
Hey!
Stop making a ruckus in the middle of the night!
You're going to upset the neighbors!
I almost had it...
All you do is play your games.
What happened to finding a new job?
Ah... Eventually.
Eventually?
It's been two years since you quit your job.
Are you not interested in teaching anymore?
Teaching, you say...
I know how hard you had it back then.
Rei-Rei, I say these things out of concern for you.
I know.
So it's been two years?
Being a teacher's in the past now.
A job where I don't have to interact with anyone would be nice.
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Want to work in a peaceful
Shiranui Private High School?
Teaching at an all-girls' school?!
They're looking for a teacher?
That's all behind me now...
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"We welcome candidates with human qualities..."
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Seriously?
In these remote mountains?
Shiranui Shrine Stop
Is this the right place?
I believe on the map...
Huh?
Was this in here the whole time?
Let's see...
It says there's a path by the bus stop with a large cherry tree,
but I don't see any path like that...
Huh?
Found it.
And the cherry tree.
I could have sworn this wasn't here before.
So this is it.
Good morning.
Mr. Hitoma, I presume.
Y-Yes! Nice to meet you!
I'll be working here starting today!
Rei Hitoma, at your service!
Welcome to Shiranui Private High.
I'm Satoru Hoshino.
I teach math.
I hear you're our new social studies teacher.
That's right.
I taught social studies for four years at my old school.
What's with these bottles?
You could say they're unique to our school.
Unique?
Teachers' Office
This is the teachers' office.
Excuse me.
Ah! Mr. Hoshino!
Is that Mr. Hitoma with you?
Sh-She's adorable!
Pleased to meet you.
I'm Yuki Saotome, the science teacher here.
My students call me Ms. Yuki.
Please feel free to do the same, Mr. Hitoma!
Ms. Yuki...
There!
You had an eyelash on your face!
Ah!
Um, thanks a lot...
Ms. Yuki.
Is that any way to behave with someone you've just met?
Ah! I'm sorry!
It just caught my attention!
Sorry about that, Mr. Hitoma.
The principal's waiting for you, so do go and say hi once you've put your bag away.
W-Will do.
Principal's Office
Ugh, I'm so nervous.
I've only seen him through our remote interviews,
but he came off as polite, yet stern.
The very image of a respected educator!
I'm surprised he picked me for the job.
He's given me this chance, so I need to live up to his expectations!
You may enter.
Pardon me!
We've met previously during our interviews.
Once again, my name is Rei Hitoma.
It's a pleasure to be here!
Huh?!
Hello!
Welcome to Shiranui Private High!
Who the hell are you?!
I'm Karasuma, the principal at this school.
Like I'd believe that!
You're totally different from the principal I know!
That was nothing more than a disguise.
What?
To see which humans are a good fit for this school,
we cast an enchantment that makes me look like a handsome and debonair old man.
That illusion has just been lifted.
Illusion?
This school is protected by a similar enchantment that prevents perception.
The ring on your finger has a gem that undoes the illusion.
That's why I was able to see the path as soon as I put the ring on?
This school is home to all manner of unusual students,
which is why all this camouflage is necessary.
Unusual students?
In short, our students are not human.
Dogs, cats, dragons, elves, and mermaids...
This school is designed to teach non-human students of that nature to become human.
A school to teach non-humans to become human?
This school is looking for teachers dedicated to their students.
Our students all have their reasons for wanting to become human.
However, becoming human is no easy feat.
This means that the teachers tasked with guiding them
naturally face a greater burden than they would at a regular school.
Rei Hitoma.
Knowing all this, will you still teach at our school?
"Shiranui Private High School.
General Education
The curriculum covers general education, for one.
If we say that 1 bag of candy costs x yen,
= (Sister's leftover change) x 2
The price of of 1 candy bag is
This is pretty much the same as what you'd find a human school.
Human Nature & Humanness
Next, there's human nature and humanness.
Here, you learn to feel, think, and act like a human.
Unhuman-like behavior and rule violations result in point deductions.
In other words, it ends up on your report card.
Social Skills & Relationships
Finally, there's social skills and relationships.
How to communicate, cooperate, and show sympathy for others.
The foundations of human relationships.
Students are evaluated by their peers.
Each student has her own bottle located at the school entrance,
and other students can place votes at any time to award points.
Classes are divided into beginner, intermediate, and advanced levels.
Only the students who meet requirements at the end of the school year move up,
or are allowed to graduate and become humans."
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