The first 200 lines.
Um, good horsey.
Oi, oi! It's me, Beckett the cat at your service.
Okay, then. I hear you ask,
isn't this a movie about a cat?
Oh, me-ow!
Yep. That's right.
And that is what we're gonna sort out.
How is it I ended up looking like a horse, when in actual fact,
I'm supposed to look like this?
Mmm, there I am.
That's right, that's me, many, many lives ago.
Cute, cuddly and, er...
Starving.
I can't believe it. They've left me in the outside again.
It's okay.
Because I've got it all worked out.
Find a lap. Purr when stroked.
Easy peasy, just as long as your human doesn't get too needy.
That's right, I like to live the life of luxury, is what I say.
Oh, and don't get run over, 'cause that hurts.
That, that really hurts.
Whoa!
- Hello? -Rose Shukla!
My favorite student! How are you, my dear?
Professor Craven. Nice to hear from you.
- Is everything okay? - Yes.
In fact, it's good news!
The board of governors have asked me for a video presentation of your latest work
on, um, the bee problem.
Gosh. Okay. When do they want it?
Well, don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to prepare.
Oh, thank goodness for that.
As long as you're ready by the end of the summer...
- ...that should do it. -Professor!
I'm not sure I can put something together by then.
My lab partner left town unexpectedly and I'm completely on my own.
Well, I'm sure you'll think of something, you always do.
Anyway, gotta go now.
- Lovely chatting. -Uh, no, no, no! No, no! Wha...
Professor Craven? Hello?
Professor?
Ugh! August?
That's impossible.
Oh, Larry, I hope you fall off your surfboard.
Phew! Oh, that was close.
Hang on, bruv.
Don't judge me.
Oh! Ah! Ouch!
Oh! Oh, my gosh!
Oh, please be okay, little kitten, please be okay.
Mama!
Is that you, Mama?
It's gonna be okay.
I promise.
Help!
Somebody help!
Animal shelter!
Hello?
Hello, sorry, can someone please help me? Hi.
Hello, hi. Is anyone...
Hello, lovely. What can I do for you?
He just came out of nowhere, and...
You just calm down, sweetheart, I'll check him.
Is he dead?
Well, he's not breathing much.
Stephen, he's not a nest! Move your bum!
Ooh, well, look at that!
He still has a few left, after all.
- What? - Oh, uh, nine lives, of course.
Every cat has 'em.
Oh!
Aw.
All this fella really needs is a warm fire and some of mum's tuna fish casserole.
Excuse me? Me?
No, I'm not...
He's not...
I've got all this work to do, and then by August, and I just... No!
I can't.
Oh, I'm sorry, love.
My tongue's ahead of my brain, as usual.
Like my old mum used to say,
you can lead a horse to water,
but don't you dare bring it into the bathroom again,
especially when your dad's taking a bath.
Don't worry, dear.
He's probably just trying to find his way home, or something.
He'll be fine.
What are you thinking, Rose?
Oh, knickers!
Is he still here?
The little fella you dropped off 30 seconds ago?
Let me check.
Okay.
Don't worry.
I'm a really good driver.
Aw, you must be hungry.
How did you pass your test?
Watch the corners! Watch the corners!
Watch the corners! Watch the corners!
Hold on.
Is this my new home?
Wow, I must be dreaming!
Whoa! Oh.
Oh, no. I'm awake now. Oh!
Ta-da! Home sweet home!
Okay. Uh, tidy up,
then food, then work.
Yes!
Ooh, no other pets.
Okay, that's cool.
Ouch!
An indoor bathroom!
Bruv!
Oof!
Oh, boy!
Oh!
Oh, this is a mistake.
What have I done? I've got a kitten.
Mum would go crazy!
But boy, you're so cute!
Look at this pollen.
It's absolutely covered in the stuff.
Oh, well. That's what you get for working with bees.
Now then. Food.
Puss?
Puss?
Puss?
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh!
Oh, no! How did you get in there?
Oh, dear. I'm so sorry, little...
Wait a minute.
A name.
You need a name, puss.
Now let's see.
Beckett! Yes!
It means beehive in Old English. -
What do you say to that, Beckett?
Okay.
Well, how about some milk to celebrate?
* I'm beside you till morning
* All I need is my body
* To love you
* To love you
It's working! Yes!
* It's easy
* To love you
Oh.
* To love you
* To love you
* It's easy to love you
* I'm beside you till morning
* All I need is my body
Oh!
It's electric.
Badgers. Gotta keep them out of the garden.
Aw!
* I must admit You're my hobby
* Doing things I do For nobody
* For you
Voila!
* To love you To love you
- * It's easy - * To love you
- * It's easy - * To love you
* To love you
* To love you
* It's easy
* Not like the rest
* This is the best
* This is the best
Oh!
* Not like the rest
* This is the best
* This is the best part of life
* This is the best part of life
- * To love you - * It's easy
- * To love you - * It's easy
* To love you
Professor Craven.
I've managed to upload the samples.
No! Beckett!
* To love you*
Okay, little guy, this might pinch a little.
Ready?
Here we go.
Aw, I'm sorry, puss.
I know, I know.
Ouch.
Bees try very hard not to sting.
That's really the last resort.
Because once they lose their stinger, they...
So give them space and...
And they'll respect you.
You know, you and I, we're like our own little hive now.
You found your forever home. -
And I'm gonna keep you safe and warm.
What do you say to that, Beckett?
Oh!
Mmm.
Goodnight, Beckett.
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