Below Deck

- PREVIOUSLY, ON BELOW DECK...

DON'T LIE TO ME.

I KNOW THAT YOU WERE DRINKING.

I'M GIVING YOU THE OPTION TO GO TO LEE YOURSELF AND TELL HIM.

THIS SITUATION WITH KAT

PROBABLY TOUCHES CLOSER TO HOME BECAUSE

HER AND I LIVE IN THE SAME ROOM,

AND SO THE TENSION IS JUST PALPABLE.

WELL, I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU

- WELL, I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU IF YOU WOULD CONSIDER SWITCHING ROOMS WITH ME.

IF YOU WOULD CONSIDER SWITCHING ROOMS WITH ME.

- I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN A CAPTAIN BEFORE.

I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO SET THAT ASIDE,

BECAUSE THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CAPTAIN ON A BOAT.

I'M IT.

- CHECK THE--THE WORK ONE MORE TIME?

- KNOWING THAT SAM ISN'T RELIABLE, I NEED KAT RIGHT NOW.

KAT, COME WITH ME.

THERE'S SOMETHING ON THAT MIRROR.

SHE'S HAVING ME DO EVERYTHING,

- SHE'S HAVING ME DO EVERYTHING, AND I'M TIRED.

AND I'M TIRED.

HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO CARRY THIS FOR?

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T REALLY CONCERN YOU.

WELL, THEN TALK TO HER! "THE FINER POINTS."

YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY ROOM?

SPEND A NIGHT IN IT!

- SO HOW LATE DID YOU GUYS STAY UP LAST NIGHT?

- UM, KIND OF LATE. - REALLY?

MAYBE, LIKE, 2:00 OR SO.

- MAYBE, LIKE, 2:00 OR SO. - ARE YOU GUYS READY TO GO?

ARE YOU GUYS READY TO GO?

- UH, WAITING FOR BEN. HE'S NOT UP YET.

I MEAN, I JUST WENT DOWN AND WOKE HIM UP,

BUT HE'S NOT UP HERE YET.

I'M ALREADY STRESSED OUT BECAUSE

THE CHARTER GUESTS ARE ARRIVING THIS AFTERNOON.

WE HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING READY.

WE'RE ALREADY RUNNING BEHIND.

WHEN YOU GUYS COME BACK

- WHEN YOU GUYS COME BACK FROM SHOPPING, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE HERE.

FROM SHOPPING, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE HERE.

WE'RE GONNA BE OVER AT MARIGOT.

- WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE PROVISIONS ON BOARD,

AND I AM NOT HAPPY.

IT'S ROTTEN.

IT'S ROTTEN, ISN'T IT?

OKAY, LET'S GO TO LIQUOR,

'CAUSE YOU NEED TO GET COOKING WINE.

- AND COOKING WHISKEY AND COOKING TEQUILA

AND COOKING RUM.

- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ROOM CHANGE IDEA?

- KAT WANTS TO DO THIS CABIN SWAP.

I'M HAPPY WITH ALEKS RIGHT NOW,

AND I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.

I'LL DO IT. I'LL DO IT.

I'LL DO IT. I DON'T MIND.

IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO KAT, I'M WILLING TO DO IT.

WE'RE GONNA GET A BETTER PRODUCT IF KAT HAS HER WAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL JUST APPEASE THE OLD GIRL AND CHANGE ROOMS.

LET'S JUST MAKE THIS A CLEAN TRANSITION, ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

- 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED MORE DRAMA CHANGING ROOMS.

THERE'S ALREADY ENOUGH DRAMA, YOU KNOW, TO BEGIN WITH.

- I AGREE, YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY.

- ADRIENNE AND I HAVE ACTUALLY COME A LONG WAY.

IN THE BEGINNING, I FOUND HER ULTRA-AGGRESSIVE,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

ON A YACHT, YOU CANNOT HOLD GRUDGES, ALL RIGHT?

IF YOU'RE GONNA HOLD GRUDGES, YOU MAY AS WELL LEAVE.

- UM, QUESTION-- WHO DO YOU WANT ON ANCHOR WATCH?

I DON'T KNOW YET.

MARINA, HONOR.

- - YES.

- - DID I JUST HEAR RIGHT ON THAT?

DID I JUST HEAR THAT?

AND THAT'S DEFINITE?

THANKS FOR THE CALL.

DID I JUST HEAR RIGHT ON THAT?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT I HEARD?

- I HEARD THE CHARTER'S CANCELLED.

- YEP. -

- NO MONEY. - NO MONEY?

- NO MONEY. - NO MONEY? - WELL, NOT ENOUGH MONEY. INSUFFICIENT FUNDS.

- WELL, NOT ENOUGH MONEY. INSUFFICIENT FUNDS.

- OKAY. THIS IS--THIS IS A BUMMER.

IT'S A REALLY BIG BUMMER,

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GONNA BE GETTING TIP MONEY.

WOW. - ALEKS, ALEKS, LEE.

GO AHEAD, LEE.

- THE CHARTER HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

WHAT?

- YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

- THE CHARTER HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

both: WHAT?

WAIT, THE CHARTER'S OFF?

- CAPTAIN'S STANDING BY. CAPTAIN'S STANDING BY.

- LET'S DRINK! - WE'RE JUST WAITING.

WE'RE STANDING BY.

THAT'S OUR DEAL. both: LET'S DRINK!

- HEY, GUYS? GUYS, GUYS! WE'RE STANDING BY.

SO WE HAVE THREE DAYS OFF.

- SO WE HAVE THREE DAYS OFF. NO LATE NIGHT GUESTS,

NO LATE NIGHT GUESTS,

NO ADRIENNE CHASING US AROUND WITH A LIST, UM...

JUST NO BULL .

- CALM IT DOWN DOWNSTAIRS, PLEASE.

I CAN HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY UP ON THE BRIDGE DECK.

AS YOU ARE PROBABLY ALREADY AWARE,

THE CHARTER HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

- - SHH!

- I REPEAT, THE CHARTER HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE OR SOMETHING.

- THIS IS AWESOME! I'M SO EXCITED.

I'M GOING SCUBA DIVING TOMORROW,

I'M GOING SCUBA DIVING TOMORROW, I'M GETTING WASTED THE NEXT DAY,

I'M GETTING WASTED THE NEXT DAY,

AND THE DAY AFTER THAT, I'M GOING SHOPPING.

I NEED A VACATION.

EVERYONE NEEDS A VACATION.

LET'S MAKE PLANS.

THESE GO IN THE GALLEY.

- ALL RIGHT! LET'S GET THIS STUFF UNLOADED.

HEY, THE CHOCOLATE.

TAKE THIS.

ALEKS, LEE.

CAN I GET YOU IN THE WHEELHOUSE, PLEASE?

- HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO DO THIS AFTERNOON.

WE'RE GONNA MOVE. I THINK WE'LL MOVE OVER

TO GRAND CASE, TRY AND SUCK IN CLOSE,

BUT ON THE WAY OVER THERE

I WANT TO DO A FIRE DRILL UNDERWAY.

AND YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME TO TELL YOU.

I DON'T WANT THE CREW TO KNOW ANYTHING.

SOUNDS GOOD.

I'M NOT NERVOUS AT ALL

IN MY CREW OR IN MY DRILL SKILLS.

I KNOW HOW TO PUT OUT A FIRE. IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.

IT'S ABOUT TRAINING YOUR CREW ON THE PROPER

PROCEDURES TO GET HER DONE RIGHT.

- ANY QUESTIONS? - NEGATIVE.

I THINK WITH ALEKS,

WE NEED TO FIND OUT EXACTLY HOW MUCH KNOWLEDGE HE'S ABSORBING,

BECAUSE IF HE THINKS I'M JUST GONNA HAND HIM THE CONTROL

OF A $20 MILLION YACHT, HE'S MISTAKEN.

DID HE SAY THAT?

- YEP. HE'S REALLY FINE WITH IT.

SO JUST GO AHEAD AND DO IT.

- WOW, GUESS WE'RE IN COED ROOMS NOW.

SHOULD MAKE FOR A LOT OF SEXY ACTION.

- WELL, HE DIDN'T TELL ME THAT. WHAT, DID HE TELL YOU THAT?

- YEAH. WE TALKED ABOUT IT TODAY.

HE'S TOTALLY FINE WITH IT.

YOU GUYS CAN SWITCH, THEN IT'LL BE HAPPY HAPPY LAND AGAIN.

HOW DID SHE FIND OUT ABOUT IT

AND TELL ME THAT I'M SWITCHING ROOMS,

AND BEN DIDN'T TALK WITH ME ABOUT IT?

AND BEN DIDN'T TALK WITH ME ABOUT IT? I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST TO KNOW.

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST TO KNOW.

WHY IS ADRIENNE CONFRONTING ME?

I'M NOT SWITCHING ROOMS.

I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD.

- I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD. - WELL, IT WAS ORIGINALLY YOUR IDEA.

- WELL, IT WAS ORIGINALLY YOUR IDEA.

- SO SHE CONVINCED BEN TO DO IT...SOMEHOW.

MAYBE SHE GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB.

- WE'RE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE ON THE BOAT.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS THE LUCKIEST?

'CAUSE YOU GET ALONG SO WELL? - YEAH.

- 'CAUSE WE GET ALONG SO WELL, AND--AMONG OTHER THINGS.

READY BELOW DECK?

READY WHEN YOU ARE, CAPTAIN.

LET'S GO.

DO YOU LIKE IT UP THERE?

- IT'S A BETTER VIEW, AND THE TV IS BETTER.

YOU GOT A BETTER VIEW OF THE TV.

I'M PRETTY HAPPY.

- I LIKE IT THAT YOU GUYS GO BEHIND MY BACK

AND TRY AND FINAGLE SOMETHING.

- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THAT YOU'D SWITCH ROOMS WITH ME?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO ADRIENNE AND--

DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB

EVERY NIGHT OR SOMETHING BEFORE YOU SAID "YES"?

- THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL, ACTUALLY.

- THEN WHAT IS PART OF THE DEAL? -

UNBELIEVABLE.

THIS IS JUST CRAZY, YOU KNOW?

SHE'S NOW UPSET BECAUSE ADRIENNE AND I

KIND OF SORTED IT OUT BETWEEN OURSELVES.

KAT'S A WRECK.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO SWITCH ROOMS,

AND NOW YOU'RE PISSED OFF THAT YOU'RE SWITCHING ROOMS.

- I'M PISSED OFF THAT YOU WENT AHEAD AND,

INSTEAD OF TELLING ME YOU'D SWITCH ROOMS, YOU TOLD HER!

- BUT YOU WANTED TO SWITCH ROOMS...

- YEAH, BUT... - SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

WHY DID YOU TELL HER?

BECAUSE IT WAS A CONVERSATION