Robot Chicken

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It's alive!

Tyrion Lannister,

if you are found guilty of poisoning your nephew,

the king, you will die.

- I demand a trial... - by trivia!

Who will partner with the dwarf?

I, Oberyn Martell, five-time Trivia Tuesdays champion

at Buds 'n' Suds, shall volunteer.

You have two minutes to answer all the questions.

Tyrion, if you answer all of them correctly, you go free

with a Generael Elecktricke washer and dryer set.

Generael Elecktricke... imagination at work.

Your time starts now!

Sandor Clegane's nickname for his penis.

The Hound!

The finger most people like in their butt is...

- The little finger! - His real name.

Petyr Baelish!

What the Night King says during sex.

- Shrinkage... - I-It's cold!

- Looks like you're out of time. - What?

Ouchie! Ow!

Ha! Blade!

Ow! All right, Blade, you didn't kill me,

- so what do you want? - Glad you asked.

Blade's Blades are top-tier knives

made from 100% stainless steel.

I'm sorry, you killed my best friend to sell me knives?

No, these knives sell themselves.

I'm offering you the chance to get a set of Blade's Blades

at a price so low...

not even I can beat it.

Blade. Listen, I'm gonna be real with you.

Being a vampire-hunter isn't paying the bills, so...

- Prepare to die, Blade. - Put that gun down.

You brought a knife to a gun fight.

Block, block, block, block, block!

Ow.

Oh, it's not a knife, it's a Blade's Blade.

Not a single scratch on it.

- I'll buy two. Do you take Discover? - Discover?!

Yeah, I take Discover.

Put me in, Coach. I want to play football.

Rudy, no. You are too short!

Hey! Stop moving the plastic thing!

I'm not! This is scary.

I wish we never found that coupon

for a free "o-wee-gee" board.

H-E-L-L-O... W?

Did the ghost just spell "hello" with a "W" on the end?

Oh, snap! He doesn't know how to spell?!

Hey... hey, ghost, what do you want from us?

D-Y-E.

What? Did you just... what?!

Dye? Like you want us to dye our hair?

This ghost is dumb.

You dumb ghost!

"Hi. I'm not the ghost you were talking to,

but I tutor him.

The only way he'll grow is if he believes in himself,

and you guys aren't helping at all."

Ah, geez. And now I feel bad.

"Now I have to 'murdur' you both."

He spelled "murder" with two "U's"!

- Mur-dur! - Dur!

"I'm-a kill them. I'm a ghost, dur-dur!"

Mama says I'm smart! Whoo!

Ricola.

- Halls, mother s! - Ricola...

- Tank, is Neo ready? - Almost.

The martial arts upload is just about done.

I know kung fu.

Good. We have to get back into the Matrix at once.

Not yet. I want to learn how to whistle.

We don't have time for that.

I'll be quick. Plug me back in.

Neo?

Let's go. Humanity depends on us.

I want to learn how to scat.

- Why, Neo?! - Plug me back in, Tank.

I want to learn how to make my eyebrows dance.

Tank, plug me back in.

- Are you ready? - Once I learn to Hammer dance.

Please just kill me.

He is the One.

Gross. What's wrong with your body?

Well, one day, I swung over the swing set bars

and through an ill-defined chain of events,

became Inside-Out Boy!

Pssh! More like Geek-side-Out Boy.

Cheryl, you should write for "BoJack."

- Yeah, I should. - Oh!

Don't listen to them.

Your differences are what make you special.

Oh, God!

Don't worry about that.

When I get an erection, my penis goes inward!

But you're right, I'm awesome because I'm Inside-Out Boy.

You're welcome!

But don't lead with that innie-erection thing!