Amagi Brilliant Park (甘城ブリリアントパーク)

I know it's sudden, Seiya Kanie, but...

Are you free next Sunday?

I want to go to a theme park together with you.

Is this your way of asking me on a date or something?

Sure.

And why are you packing heat?

To keep you from running.

You'll shoot if I say no?

Correct. Your answer?

Look, you can't expect me to...

Kanie...

Answer me.

Mm‐hm!

How's it going today, handsome?

Lookin' good as usual.

Since I am a total stud.

And I'm one of the smartest students in the school.

The fact that I was asked out on a date by some transfer student I've never spoken to before,

just doesn't surprise me.

Let's go.

O‐okay...

Isuzu Sento...

That's my name.

Where exactly are we going?

Amabri.

Amabri?

Amagi brilliant park.

There's a bus that goes straight to it from here.

See ya.

Mommy!

That pretty lady's got blue stripes on her panties.

Look over there!

Just be like everybody else and pretend like you don't see it.

So if I don't come with you, I'm dead?

That's the idea.

What's so great about this amusement park anyway?

To put it more clearly, it's a theme park.

What's the difference?

And besides, don't you think you owe me an explanation for all of this?

It hasn't been that long since you transferred to our school,

and you're trying this hard to get a date?

I mean I know I'm devilishly good‐looking,

but there's gotta be some other reason!

What are you trying to accomplish here?

Why does it have to be that specific park of all places?

Did you pull that out of your...

Amagi brilliant park, huh?

Have you ever been there before, Kanie?

I think I might've been to it one time when I was really little,

but I'm not sure if I...

Doesn't look that bad.

Next stop, Amagi Brilliant Park.

I repeat, Amagi Brilliant Park.

Wait.

Please take all your belongings...

it's the next one.

Then what's that big, fancy castle thing?

A love hotel.

Oh... what?!

A love hotel.

Yeah, I get it!

It's a common mistake.

The main park entrance used to be at that stop,

until the park was renovated ten years ago.

The love hotel was built on that land shortly after that.

That's misleading!

Why don't they just change the name of the bus stop then?

That request was made a while ago,

but it keeps getting put off for some reason.

Despite how many guests get off the bus back there.

Wait, "guests"?

You know, customers.

That's what they're called at most theme parks.

The customers are guests, and the staff are called cast members.

Try to remember that.

Isuzu Sento,

you're kind of a strange girl, you know that?

Here we are, Kanie.

It's this dead on a Sunday?

Typical count on weekend days is 2,110.

That's precise.

Let's go to sorcerer's hill first.

"Sorcerer's hill"?

It's one of the areas of Amabri.

Since it's home to the lovable mascot characters of the magical kingdom of maple land,

it's bursting with dreams and happiness.

The way you said that just now makes me think it's bursting with boredom.

This is Tiramy's flower adventure.

Tiramy's a flower fairy.

I'd like to recommend climbing aboard the fancy train.

It'll whisk you away to a delightful world full of love and cheer.

Like I told you the first time,

you're not making it sound very delightful at all.

Welcome...

Two, please.

Sure.

Seems the rails are misaligned.

That's dangerous!

I quite agree.

Weeelcome to Tiiiiramy's floooweerrrr adventuuuure!

Weeelcome to Tiiiiramy's floooweerrrr adventuuuure!

What the...

This is the part where Tiramy's supposed to come out

and wave at everyone.

But he's missing again.

Again? Wait a minute,

how many times have you been to this place?

So, how was that?

Oh, god...

Next we have Macaron's music theater.

He's a music fairy.

Macaron's performances feature sweet melodies and uplifting rhythms.

It's guaranteed to make your heart sing with delight.

We need to have a talk about this.

He only works when he feels like it.

That's an artist for you.

Seriously?!

This is Moffle's sweets house.

Moffle is a sweets fairy as well as the most popular mascot.

Just one bite of these treats,

and you'll be floating through a world of bliss.

Oh, come on!

Welcome to Moffle's sweets house!

Uh‐oh, the shop is full of mischievous mice!

Use the magic water guns to teach them a lesson!

So it's some kind of shooting game?

All I have to do is shoot the mice with this gun?

Correct.

I'm a pro at these kinds of games.

Get ready to marvel at the work of a true master.

Let the slaughter begin!

Did she say "slaughter"?!

They're fast!

I got one!

We're headed for the pantry.

Don't let your guard down.

This game is freaking impossible!

Just try harder.

Okay, that was... way too hard...

Aww, darn! You didn't kill very many!

Wait! I was killing them?!

But you said I was just teaching them a lesson!

Right, the more mice you kill,

the bigger the reward you can get for their corpses.

Do you even realize how violent you sound right now?

Family‐friendly places like this aren't supposed to use words like "kill" or "corpses."

But Moffle appreciates all your help!

Be sure to take a photo with him in the next room before you go!

This is the room where you get your picture taken with Moffle.

I don't really care to take pictures with a guy in a rat suit or whatever.

Just say hello. It'll be fun, I promise.

Are you telling me there are people who find this crazy death game fun?

Of course.

Those are photos of all the guests who have gotten high scores in the past.

Looks like it appeals to a specific kind of person.

Moff!

Moffle, the sweets fairy.

He's the most popular mascot here.

Huh...

Something wrong?

No...

He just irks me for some reason.

We'd like to take a photo with you, all right?

Moff.

Wait, what's the point if you're not in it?!

Why are you copping an attitude?!

I'm a customer, buddy!

Try to calm down, Kanie.

Right...

Don't worry, I can be calm.

I promise I won't lose my cool.

Whatever, I'm out. I'm not gonna sit here and take this crap from a knockoff like...

There's nothing Moffle despises more than being called a knockoff.

So that makes it okay to throw a camera at a customer's head?!

Why's he standing there like he's ready to punch me out?!

Wahhhhahah!

All right, that's it.

Now I'm angry!

That's better.

That crazy woman just shot me!

She actually shot me!

Am I really gonna die because of some stupid guy in a mascot suit?!

I lived...

You two were about to engage in a fight to the death.

And I won't allow you to sully the sweets house of happiness with your blood.

I don't see any happiness in here!

And besides, you've got no right to talk, little miss sharpshooter!

Right. Well, Kanie,

did you have a good time bonding with Moffle through friendly competition?

Is that what you're calling it?!

You'll get along, right?

No way!

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Wait a second, he talks too?

Well, that's enough for now.

We got our souvenir photo, so let's get moving.

We got what?

That sucked! He's a total jerk!

You really think so?

Why does this park need an angry mouse character wearing a goofy hat?