Lucky Kabootar

"Creative His personality."

"Immortal His form."

"He is without fear without enmity, unborn and self-illumined."

"By the Guru's grace He is obtained. Embrace His meditation."

"True in the prime, true in the beginning of ages."

'This is Luckypur, a small village in Punjab.'

'The people who live here have become modern.'

'This is Luckypur's Lucky Singh.'

'What could be more lucky for Lucky Singh that he is getting married..'

'..to the most modern girl..'

'..who is comparable to Katrina, Kareena, Priyanka..'

'..and is known as Miss Luckypur.'

'This is Miss Kamna, the most modern girl in Luckypur.'

'She is the talk of the town.'

'Guys in Luckypur are crazy about her. Her pet name is Kammo or Gulabo.'

Son, we have handed over our honor to you.

Doesn't matter. He will deal with it once he gets home.

Quiet! You idiot!

'Lord, bless me with strength and experience tonight.'

'Dear, ask for strength. I have the experience.'

That hurt!

'This is Laxmi, Lucky's simple and real life ideal wife.'

You can laugh at me.

I fell down due to my dream.

I hold you tight when we sleep, but you still fall down.

What do you see in your dream?

You sing romantic songs in your sleep.

"You have been created for me."

As soon as you open your eyes, you look away as if I'm a witch.

What do you think all the time?

'How could Lucky tell Laxmi who he dreams of..'

'..not only in his sleep, but even while he's awake.'

'Luckypur's Lucky Singh is lucky for the heck of it.'

'He dreams of a girl, but has someone else for a wife.'

'Lucky had done BSc in Agriculture. He planned to work in the city.'

'He would enjoy life and marry Kammo.'

'But his father fell ill and his plans were foiled.'

Lucky, I might not live too long.

Son, your mother had left us long back.

If you get a job in the city, who will look after me?

Find a job right here and stay with me.

'Lucky had to do as his father suggested.'

'He found a salesman's job in a tractor agency in Luckypur.'

'But he is not focused on his job.'

'His father's demands kept mounting. He once told him..'

I will live for few more days.

I had only one wish.

I would like you to get married.

Okay, father. As you wish.

'His father married Lucky to Laxmi instead of Kammo.'

'Then he left this world.'

'Lucky doesn't love Laxmi and dreams of marrying Kammo.'

Just look at Kammo.

My Kammo.

She is so delicate.

"Break it down into the club. Break it down."

"I see you girl."

"Break it down. Break it down here. - Keep shaking up."

"4..3..2..1."

"Guys go crazy about me.."

"..when Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"Guys go crazy about me.."

"..when Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"My eyes are mesmerizing. I am fragrant as a flower."

"I steal people's heart. Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"Guys go crazy about me.."

"..when Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"Guys go crazy about me.."

"..when Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"DJ, yeah."

"Play my song."

"Let's go."

"My lips are intoxicating."

"Listen, darling. Accept it."

"Don't touch my body. Don't complain."

"I'm not that easy. Can't you see, baby?"

"Love makes my heart beat faster."

"Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"Guys go crazy about me.."

"..when Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"Guys go crazy about me.."

"..when Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"When I get all decked up, guys go crazy about me."

"This red cheeks, this black hair."

"This beautiful face. My beauty is amazing."

"I'm not that easy. Can't you see, baby?"

"I am hard to get. Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"Guys go crazy about me.."

"..when Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"Guys go crazy about me.."

"..when Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

"Guys go crazy about me.."

"..when Gulabo dances to the rhythm."

Kammo. - Yes? - Just agree to marry me.

I would take you to McDonald's. - Go away!

Kammo! Hi, Kammo!

Kammo, marry me. I will take you to England.

Kammo? - Hi, Kammo.

Marry me and I'll take you to the movies at the multiplex.

I swear. That's a promise.

Kammo, marry me. I will take you to disco every night.

She is in big trouble.

I will tell Sunny about this. He will take care of them.

'This is Luckypur's strongman, Sunny.'

'He's the son of the landlord Mr. Lele.'

'He is also Kammo's brother.'

'People are scared of him.'

Well done, Sunny! Just do it!

Well done, guys. Fantastic!

'This is Billo. The coach's daughter.'

'She has been crazy about Sunny for a long time.'

'She dreams of getting married to him.'

Sunny! Sunny! - What is it?

Some guys are flirting with your sister.

They are proposing to her.

You should have said that before. You messed things up.

He was about to look at me. Our eyes were about to meet.

We were about to fall in love. But you got him angry.

Billo, you may try hard..

..but Sunny will never fall for you.

Because he's a wrestler.

I will make him fall for me.

Else, I will die out of shame.

Tell me something. Why do you complain about the guys?

Kammo is safe because I do that.

The way the guys flirt with her, she won't be able to resist too long.

She would give.. - What?

Her permission to marry.

Then who would I.. - What?

Propose to marry. - But you consider her sister.

I call her sister, but in fact I plan to be Sunny's brother-in-law.

I would get you thrashed pretty badly.

Oh, really?

Idiots, don't you know Sunny?

Who the hell is he? We're not scared of him.

Call him over.

Turn around. - Who is there?

Come on! - Let's get out of here! - Move!

If anyone flirts with my sister, I will beat him black and blue.

Everyone, keep that in mind! Let's go, Kammo.

Why do you wear skimpy clothes while shopping?

Listen to this joke.

A teacher was teaching grammar. She asked a student..

'Ramu doesn't have my milk.' What is Ramu in this sentence?

The student replied, 'He's such a fool.'

Give me a chance. I will have all of it.

There he comes.

Lucky! - Yes. - Go to his cabin.

Why? - Mr. Rana is waiting since morning.

Be careful. He is very angry.

Good morning, sir. - Come in, Lucky.

Tell me something. Who is our greatest enemy?

Pakistan. - No.

China. - No!

Then America! - Not at all!

Our greatest enemy is laziness.

Your laziness. Your slackness.

You have sold goods worth Rs. 40,000 in the past two months.

Yes. - I don't pay you monthly salary.

I pay you commission.

How much commission will you get for Rs. 40,000. I don't understand..

..how you meet your household expenses.

Sir, give me half a kg curd. - What?

Half a kg curd? - Yes.

Don't try your luck here.

Don't come here if you don't have money.

I won't give you a spoonful of curd, let alone half a kg. Please leave.

What strange people!

Bittu! - Yes? - Are the fritters ready? - Yes.

Lucky, this is all about bad luck.

It's a personal experience. I was 32.

I didn't have work, job or money.

And nobody was willing to marry me.

So, I sought help from Baba Sexydas.

Baba Sexydas? - Yes. He helps you fulfill your wishes.

I sought his help and my problem was solved.

Now, I have a wife who belongs to a rich family.

Listen! - Hello, ma'am. - Hello.

What are you doing here?

Give me Rs. 2000. - What for?

I need to get my glasses. I can't see distant objects.

You want to get glasses. You can't see distant objects.

Come with me.

I will get you the glasses.

My dear wife, what's that in the sky?

That's the sun. Are you blind?

You can see that distant sun.

What else do you want to see?

She says her eyesight is weak.

Rs. 2000 are not so easy to earn. Go home.

Okay, I'm going.

I will visit your Baba..

..get some magic powder and apply it to your body to cure you.

That's okay. - Goodbye, ma'am.

Lucky, there is a garden near the shrine. - Yes.

You'll find Baba under a big tree in the garden.

Seek his help. Your life will change.

Really? - Yes.

Friends, you can tell your private problems to the Baba today.

He is in a good mood.