Gag Concert (개그콘서트)

Girls these days like

sexy guys that can cook.

They find guys that can cook

to be sexy.

The chief's hobby is cooking.

He cooks my goose every day.

You call this a project proposal?

Yet you still get paid every month?

Today's dish is...

Minced meat, minced meat...

He makes me drink every night.

Wine pork belly.

This is nuts...

I think I'm at my limit.

I can't think straight.

I can't think of any good ideas.

Is my brain fried?

So why were you late?

What excuse can I give?

Out of material, out of material...

The subway got a flat tire...

I've run out of patience.

Come here. / - I'm sorry!

I'm on my way to see the director.

I'm very nervous.

My future at this company

is on the line.

I straighten out my clothes

and take a deep breath.

I have to win the director's approval.

Hello, sir!

Thanks for being at my daughter's wedding.

Mr. Song, right? / - Yes.

I'll remember you. / - Yes!

Showing up, showing up...

If he didn't see me come,

I'd be in big trouble.

I saw a movie recently.

They say manners maketh man.

I'm going to be well-mannered from now.

Chief, the project proposal. / - Okay.

You call this a project...

Eunyoung.

Have you lost your mind?

Would you like me to yell at you?

So well-mannered, so well-mannered...

That's why I didn't write one.

I'll hit you with both hands.

Mannered hands.

What?

My dad collapsed...

You said that last week.

Out of material, out of material...

My grandma... / - 3 weeks ago.

My uncle... / - A month ago.

Out of family members...

Everyone, hang in there.

Everyone, smile.

Even if you're tired and down, smile.

These brats...

Cutting class and going to a LAN center?

Their mothers should be here soon.

Teacher, are you there?

Hello, Sangeun's mom.

Hello.

Have a seat.

Sorry to call you in like this.

It's okay.

She has a drama shoot... / - Manager Yu.

Why did you call me in?

Sangeun cut class and went to

a LAN center. This isn't the first time either.

I bet you're very worried about Sangeun.

I bought this on my way here.

Try some.

You didn't have to...

This is good.

Is it good? / - Yes.

Well, it's supposed to paralyze you.

What?

You know too much about Sangeun.

I need you to disappear.

What are you doing?

This was acting like a psychopath.

Why would you do that here?

Method!

Forget that! Go sit over there.

Kiyul.

I'm here.

Your first love.

People will misunderstand. You were just

my tutor as a kid, Yungi's mom.

I saw your messenger app profile message.

You still haven't forgotten me.

What did I write?

"I'm so sad that I can't cry."

Anna, Anna.

Why'd you write my name?

Are you sad because of me?

It's not like that!

This isn't your name!

I wrote that I couldn't cry!

Fine. Let's just say it's tears.

Geez...

Stop doing this to me.

I have a girlfriend.

A good girl that can't even drink.

She can't drink? / - That's right.

You're being deceived. / - What?

I'll tell you. / - Tell me what?

When you're done with your date

your girlfriend calls her friend.

"Chicken feet and soju? Agreed!"

She meets her friend and takes a shot.

The soju is sweet.

She'll be able to drink.

She keeps drinking.

Then her friend says something.

"Hey, you're drunk."

She gets angry at that and...

"I am not drunk."

But her elbow slips off the table.

Then she feels sick.

She runs to the bathroom.

For girls, the friend always follows.

The friend is going nuts in the bathroom.

"Anna. Open the door, Anna. Open up!"

The friend must be wasted. Why?

The door is already open.

She goes in...

She's one with the toilet.

The friend stands behind her

and kindly holds her hair.

"Go ahead and throw up. You'll feel better."

"I've never thrown up.

I never throw up from drinking."

But her fingers are already wet.

She's already tried doing this...

"Just throw up."

"It won't come out?"

"That hurts!"

"My back hurts more!"

Please just sit still.

Next is Hyeoncheol's mom. / - Teacher!

Geez...

It's nice to be out thanks to my son.

Have a seat.

Hyeoncheol cut class and

went to a LAN center.

If he keeps doing this in 12th grade,

he'll definitely fail his entrance exam.

No!

My son can't become a prisoner too!

I didn't say prisoner.

Teacher.

Did my son leave you something?

He said to give you this.

What's with the cake?

It's the guard's birthday.

You're working hard on your birthday

following me around. Let's congratulate him.

Happy birthday to you!

I missed.

What did you do to my manager?

I'm sorry.

Have a seat, ladies.

Don't get all worked up over a cake.

Listen to me.

The boys used to listen when

they got suspended but ever since

it became point deductions

they stopped listening.

I'm going to change the system back

and suspend them if they're bad.

Look here! You can't change it back!

Even if it's the same law, the recent one

takes higher priority over the older one.

Don't you know to prioritize the new law?

Know what happens if you don't follow this?

You'll be put in jail with me.

Stop being scary talking about your world.

This isn't the time for this.

Teacher, tell us what will happen.

You're dragging it out and it's frustrating.

So frustrating!

What a frustrating person!

How frustrating!

Manager Yu.

Let's not waste time and go.

Yes.

What are you doing?

This is airport fashion.

It's so hard to counsel!

They're back in 2015.

Nami and Bungbung!

When it's night again...

I don't want to be alone.

Hey, Bungbung. / - Yeah.

I went to my hometown this weekend.

Where is your hometown? / - Gongju.