Miracle on 1st Street (1Beonga-ui gijeok) (1번가의 기적)

Present by CJ Entertainment Produced by Doosaboo Film

Associated with CJ Veritas Movie & Joy fund

CJ Venture Investment Centurion Technology venture

Investment by Kim Joo-seong

Associated with Joy fund Shin Kang-yeong, Heo Dae-yeong

Produced by Yoon Je-gyun Heo Tae-goo

This time will be gone.

Lim Chang-jeong, Ha Ji-won

Joo Hyun, Jeong Doo-hong

Lee Hoon, Kang Ye-won

One, two, one, two...

One, two, one, two...

Wow! My little girl's good!

All right!

Come here, darling.

Tired?

Myeongnan. What did I say I am?

Champion!

And what does that mean?

The strongest person in the world!

Right...

Did you write what I told you to?

Yeah!

Let's see.

Dates, chestnuts, pears, apples...

- Something's missing! - What?

Your mom's photo.

Go home and get the prettiest photo you can find.

I'll finish this one in three rounds. Okay?

Yeah.

Let's see your punching skills...

- Relax! - Yes, coach.

Just think of it as practice.

Assistants,

step out!

Fight!

Push him! Push him!

You should've out of his area! Hey!

Myeongho! 30 seconds to go!

How old is this guy?

Twelve years younger than you.

Was I that fast when I was his age?

You certainly got married fast!

He's not even taking a drink.

Do you have the strength to go on?

Today's the anniversary of my wife's death.

Don't make me lose face.

Do you want to die, too?

Oh yeah, and I asked you to tell me

When there's 30 seconds to go!

Son of a bitch! You mean you didn't hear me?

Move! Move!

Step out! Step out!

Four, five, six...

Seven, eight!

Miracle on 1st Street

How many families left here now?

Around 30 families, I believe.

I was hoping I could give up this stuff by now.

My family thinks I'm a construction official.

What a disgrace.

Well, you do kind of work in construction.

Goddammit Oksaeng, I hate traveling with you!

Didn't I tell you to fill it right up?

You give me 10,000 won a day.

That doesn't buy enough gas to get very far.

When I asked for 10,000 won's worth at the gas station,

the sons of bitches died laughing!

Son of bitches.

Don't lie to me.

Does 10,000 buy enough gas for one day?

Oil prices are sky high these days.

We should get a slightly smaller car.

I wouldn't be seen dead in a smaller car!

Sorry, boss.

This is driving me crazy.

- Go past him on the left. - I can't get through!

Damned granddad! Go left! Left!

Crazy old guy! This is driving me insane!

This insane old fart is just asking for it.

What a day! Just ignoring me like that...

Hey! Granddad! You deaf?

Hey!

Oh, my God.

Why would we be responsible for him?

Well, do you have contact details for someone responsible?

How the hell would we know? This is crazy.

You sort this out.

For chriss... I told you, I don't know him!

Deokgu, it's dinner time.

Dad, stop that and come eat.

Dad! You'll wear your belt out!

Hey! Get up!

Come on. Wedgy... wedgy...

Get up, now!

Stop! Hey!

Wait a minute!

Myeongnan! What are you doing?

- Going to work! - Get on the bus!

Running is faster!

How can running be faster?

My god.

Crazy bitch...

Where's Pine Tree Village?

Dirty damned son of a bitch...

I am the defender of planet earth!

- Shut up, girl! - What the hell?

Die!

That was too hard.

What the hell?

You brats going to let me through?

Don't move.

Oh no. he's getting out.

It's okay. Don't be scared.

What is this?

And who are you?

So you want to take me on? You two?

You're a bad man, aren't you?

Do I look like a bad man?

I'm a very good man.

This is a road, with cars on it. You can't play here.

It's dangerous. You're cute kids, don't argue with me.

Just stand aside. Got it?

The maniacs round here even send

their kids out to block the streets.

Draw!

Just stay right there!

Don't move! Got it?

I'm going to run you right over.

Don't move.

I'll sort these little brats out.

Why has this stopped?

Oksaeng, that son of a bitch.

Push harder you brats! What's wrong with you?

That's enough!

Now beat it. Go home!

What a place...

He's got a TV!

Hey! Cool...

Get away from there!

Beat it!

What a dump...

Little brats. Goddammit.

Ildong, Deokgu's flying! Quick, come and watch.

What the hell are you doing?

Come down!

What a moron!

Hey dumbass! Put 100 boxes on.

Dumbass! Think I'm paying you more for coming in early?

- Have you had breakfast? - I think I have...

What d'you mean, think you have?

There's a cream cake and a bean cake, which one are you having?

Half and half, please.

You think this is a pizza?

Son of a...

Why are you so hungry?

Hey!

But only when I understood the true essence of network marketing

did my life begin to be transformed!

Of course, some mindless people

misunderstand it.

They say it's multi'- level marketing. Pyramid schemes!

In the face of such ignorant, backward people

You must shout loud and clear:

My work is not a pyramid scheme!

It is network marketing!

People, this is NETWORK MARKETING!

- What are you doing? - What do you mean?

That's water from the bathroom.

It's tap water. It's clean.

But you got it from the bathroom!

Come on, it's not going to kill anyone.

It's not a question of dying.

You mean I've been drinking

three glasses of sewage water every day?

That's a bit harsh...

It gets boiled in here anyway.

Is that how you talk to a customer?

Come on! You? A customer?

What did you just say? Are you laughing?

What's worse, cola from there

or tap water from here?

What does cola have to do with this?

You want me to get you spring water?

Shouldn't you at least be putting in mineral water?

I'm reporting you for this!

Wait!

Hey!

Ildong! Are you out there?

I'm here.

Don't go.

Okay, just hurry up and shit.

I'm scared. Sing me a song.

Just take your shit!

Sing me a song!

Silly girl.

Now!

Goddammit.

~Mother, sister, let's go live by the river...

~Sparkling water...