The Cosby Show

Hey, Ha Ha.

Oh, Cliff...

Tulips.

Denise's Favorite Flowers.

My Daughter's Coming Home To Spend A Little Time With Us.

Bought Her Some Flowers.

My College Daughter.

Heh Heh Heh.

That's Very Sweet Of You.

And Guess What Else?

Check It Out.

Up In The Attic, Her Old Teddy Bear, Remember?

I Found It

And Had It Professionally Cleaned And Groomed.

She Is Going To Love This

And I'm Going To Qualify For Parent Of The Year.

You'll Have To Get Past Me.

I Am Not Going To Be Outdone.

For Homecoming Dinner

Denise Is Having Spaghetti With Meatballs

With Beans And Franks On The Side.

Three Different Kinds Of Garlic Bread.

Thank You.

Pizza Appetizers

And For Dessert, Sushi And French Fries.

I See.

I Am Ready For The Mother Of The Century Award.

Yes, You Are.

May I Taste It?

No, Because This Is For Denise.

This Is For You.

No Sign Of Denise Yet?

Nope.

She's Caught In Traffic.

I Wish She Would Hurry, Because I Want To Eat

And Then Take Her To See Clark Terry.

I Thought We Should Go Skating At Rockefeller Center.

We Can Do That And Then We Can Catch The Midnight Show.

We Won't Be Home Before 2:00 In The Morning.

If You're Going To Be Parent Of The Century

You Better Learn Tohang Out, Par-Tay!

Vanessa: All Right!

Denise Is Home!

All Right.

Hello.

Hi. Hi.

We're Friends Of Denise.

Oh, Yes, You Went To High School Together.

That's Right.

Come In.

Thanks.

She Said To Meet Her At 6:30.

When Denise Gets Here, We're Going To Have Dinner.

Don't Worry About Us, We've Already Eaten.

Ahhh.

Close The Door, Cliff.

Oh.

I Remember You Guys From High School.

I Was A Sophomore When You Were Seniors.

Yeah.

I Look Different, Don't I?

Not Really.

Come On, Dad, Open The Door.

Who Are You?

Denise.

I Picked These In Holland For You.

They're So Beautiful.

Lisa: I Can't Believe You're Here!

Ollie, Didi, Denise, Cheryl:

You Guys, Hold It!

It Is Going To Take Us Forever To Catch Up

While Denise Is Home.

Collette And Gracie Will Be At The Su Chow Gardens.

I Haven't Been There For Years.

I Love That Place.

Let's Go Now.

Denise, I've Made A Big Dinner For Us To Have Here.

Spaghetti, Meatballs, Beans And Franks.

Oh, You Did.

I Didn't Know, Mom.

You'll Have To Count Me Out.

It Would Have Been So Much Fun.

I Can Save You Some Spaghetti Sauce.

Go On Out With Your Friends.

Clair: Is That Okay, Cliff?

Yeah, It's More Sauce For Me.

Well, Not For Me.

I'm Having A Big Salad Myself.

But Tomorrow Night Is Family Night.

You're Going To Spend Time With Us.

Absolutely.

Let's Pig Out.

How Did Everybody Do On Their Mid-Terms?

No, Denise Is Not Up Yet.

All Right, Rick, You're Number 18.

There You Go.

And Your Number?

Thank You Very Much, Rick.

Take Care Of Yourself.

What?!

This Is Denise's Answering Service, Okay?

I'm Her Father, Okay?

So Don't Wait For The Beep.

Now You Got Something To Say?

Huh?

All Right, Hit It!

Oh, Steve!

Steve, My Man Steve.

Well, Goodness Gracious.

Let's See, Steve, You Were The Fourth Person To Call.

Then You Were The Fifth Person To Call.

Then You Were The 11th Person To Call.

Then You Were The 14th Person To Call.

Now You Are Number 19.

But I Like You A Lot, Steve.

You Know Why?

Because You Are Polite.

You Say, "Yes, Sir, No, Sir"

And You Seem To Be Smiling On The Phone.

You're Calling From Florida?

All Of These Times You Called--

Were You In Florida Every Time?

Really?

What School Are You In?

Medical School?

Ohh, Podiatrist.

Ooh.

Just Stay Right There, Steve.

I'm Going Up To Wake Her Up For You, All Right?

Now If I Hurt Myself, You'll Take Care Of My Feet For Free?

Bless You, Steve.

I'm Going Now.

Oh, My Man Steve.

Say...

Denise. Denise?

I Don't Want To Get Up Now, Sam.

"Sam"?

Who Is "Sam"?

Uggh, Come On.

No, This Is Not Hillman.

It Is 3:00 In The Afternoon.

It Is?

Wake Me Up At 3:30.

No, Because There Is A Nice, Young Fellow On The Phone

Calling From Florida.

It's Not Steve, Is It?

The One And Only.

I'm Not Here.

I Told Him You Were.

Dad, Say Anything.

Just Get Rid Of Him.

No, This Is My Friend Steve.

You Don't Understand What Steve Is Like.

No Woman At Hillman Is Safe With Him.

The Guy's A Motor-Mouth.

A Motor-Mouth?

If He Goes Out With You

He Tells Everyone He Scored.

Then My Man Steve Has Moved From Number 19 To Zero.

Hi, Honey.

Get Up.

We've Been Waiting For You All Day.

You Have?

We're Going Shopping.

You're Going To Help Me Pick Out A Party Dress.

Sounds Like Fun.

Give Me A Few Minutes To Get Ready.

I Can't Go!

I Have Plans.

What Plans?

My Friends Rented A Pizza Parlor For A Welcome-Home Party.

Ooh, Outrageous.

Yeah.

Have Fun With Your Friends.

We Can Shop Together.

Sure?

It's No Problem.

I'll Be Back In Time To Help You Get Ready, Okay?

Okay, I'd Love That.

Okay.

See You Later, Sweetheart.

You, Too.

Hello?

No, I Don't Know Where Denise Is.

No, I'm Not Going To Check For You

And I'm Not Taking Any Messages.

I Don't Know...

Wait A Minute, Larry.

No, I'm Not Here.

No, She Just...

Some Of My Children Look So Much Alike, I Thought It Was Denise.

It Really Isn't Denise.

Okay, I'll Take A Message.

I Don't Know When She'll Be Back.

She's Not Coming Back Anymore, I Just Remembered.

She May Have Gone To Get Married In Iceland.

A Fellow Came By...

Okay, Where Are You?

You're With David

At The Melrose Restaurant.