Dream Corp LLC

Dr. Roberts will revisit the session

to evaluate the symbolic things of your waking life.

May I help you?

I'm here to see Dr. Roberts.

Are you with the police?

N-No. I.R.S., FBI?

I-I have a 2:00 p.m.

Um, It's kind of hard to find the place.

Do you have someone picking you up after your procedure?

Uh, no one knows I'm here. Perfect.

Reason for visit?

I saw the television commercial...

Um... Depression, anxiety, going vegan?

No. Childlike frame?

What? Self-conscious about your weird mouth?

Uh, I think I'd just rather discuss it with Dr. Roberts.

Okay. Sure. Yeah, great.

Okay, just let me see your wrist.

You are patient 88.

And go ahead and fill out this waiver and form

as quickly and honestly as possible,

and we'll call your number when we're ready.

Okay.

Patient 88. Yeah?

We're ready for you. Oh, I didn't get to...

That's okay.

Right this way.

This will help with your session.

All outpatients take it. Trust me.

Thank you, doctor. I'm not a doctor.

But that's the goal. Fingers crossed.

88?

This way.

Yeah.

"Dream Corp LLC."

Loser!

Go ahead, put the gown on, have a seat,

and Dr. Roberts will be right with you.

Uh, I think I made a mistake.

Aah!

Careful, Jumpy Jimperson.

You don't want to get out of that chair once you sit.

Trust me.

Wow.

You have the whitest teeth.

Jesus Christ!

You like hunting?

Uh, no. Okay.

So, what brings you in today, little guy?

Uh, I've been having some issues romantically.

You know, physically. Mm-hmm.

In your tender breasts, or...?

No, it's, um...

Is it, um... all right, it's here? No.

Is it down here?

Yeah. Yeah.

All right. So, do you think it's some...

Shh. I'm gonna take your pulse.

Well, I will let the doctor know you're here.

He's trying to play pool with a rope.

Huh? Ding-dong.

Seems like I'm not the only one with a 3 1/2-inch floppy.

Welcome, patient. I'm Dr. Roberts.

You've met our lovely intern,

my associates Randy Blink and T.E.R.R.Y.

Oh, this is Hammond, uh, um, something or other.

And he's our nurse.

He'll get you started.

I'll be right out there with you.

Cheeto? Uh, no, thank you.

Forgot one signature.

Oh, should I read that?

The terms of service state

you understand the risks involved with this procedure,

that you agree Dream Corp LLC

will record and own your dreams for eternity.

Just say you agree.

Just say I agree?

"I agree. I agree."

Brain map is clear.

All lobes, all day.

So, patient 88, impotence is...

So, the impotence is a common issue

we've helped many patients with in the past.

You're gonna want to put that gown on.

No, I think I'd rather keep my clothes on. Up to you.

Let's see what you're working with here.

Hmm?

You didn't want to take any pills for this?

Cialis? I did, but they stopped working,

and now my ankles have just swollen up.

Whoa! Wilford Brimley!

Okay, a little pinch.

Aah!

P.O.V. cameras are in and activated.

Like my anus beads.

Okay, looks like we're ready to put you under.

It's gonna get pretty weird now.

Say, "Ahh." Ahh.

Occupation? No.

Once you start dreaming,

we'll be able to guide you directly

to where your issue is hiding and re-wire it.

Re-wire it? It's amazing, right?

And they want to shut us down. Who does?

Let's calibrate you.

Uh, d-doctor...

I-I think I made a mistake.

I-I...

That's the third pant-piss this week.

"I think I'd rather keep my clothes on.

I think I'd rather keep my clothes on."

Patient 88, can you hear me?

Yeah.

Walk straight ahead for me.

Stay between the blue and the red lines.

Aah!

Look to your left.

Tell me what you see.