Aftermath

Bumper-to-bumper traffic

tonight on the Tobin Bridge

as work crews continue the bridge's face lift.

Expect alternating traffic on the upper deck

while the lower deck is closed.

What are you doing all that for?

You gonna troll for boyfriends or something?

You obviously don't know.

And who says it's a boyfriend I'm hunting for?

Oh, don't even.

I didn't need all that before I left.

-Okay, there's a big difference between 14 and 16.

I mean, I just got these boobs.

Jesus, Maddie, stop.

They do a lot more than makeup.

Maddie, please. Don't.

It's the truth.

Mr. Wisdom, take this one.

Prisoner, mind your step.

Step.

Easy, Doc.

Remove the hood.

Copy that.

You sure know how to treat a lady.

Doc, if you're a lady,

I'm a kangaroo.

Shut up, both of you.

You don't talk to this prisoner, Mr. Galotti.

She's just meat we're movin' from A to goddamn B.

Yes sir, Mr. Stauffer.

Prisoner secure.

Prisoner secure.

Alone at last?

Don't, Doc.

They catch me being nice to you, they'll kick my ass.

Take your seat, Mr. Galotti.

Yes, sir, Mr. Wisdom.

Mr. Wisdom.

How'd you get a name like that when you're such a dumbass?

-Next time, it'll be your face, Ms. Brown.

See how you testify against patriots

spittin' your teeth out.

Ready to depart, Mr. Stauffer.

We're moving out! Over.

That them?

Yep, we got 40 minutes.

B team ready?

On the line, ready for go/no go.

All right.

Here we are,

Devil's Car, at the point of no return.

I am proud as fuck of each and every one of you.

Stuck together by my side when the world told you not to.

If that ain't love, what is?

Tell B team we are a go!

You got your learner's on you?

-Always. Passed my written the first time.

How many times did it take you?

What are you doing?

We're gonna be late for the movies.

Not if you drive.

-Really? I can drive your truck?

I don't know, can you?

Fuck, yeah.

-Don't I always tell you to go potty

before we hit the road, Mr. Wisdom?

What'd you say to me?

Your leg.

It's pumping like you had ten cups of coffee.

Shut up.

Oh, Galotti.

Keep swiping left and you'll end up all alone.

Seatbelt up.

Now, fix your mirrors.

Make sure no one's coming.

I know, I know.

-Okay. Take it easy, you got this.

Okay.

Foxtrot, back on MC reporting.

ETA on target. Copy.

B team standing by.

-Did Mom make you take me so she could ask some guy over?

What?

Ew, no.

Just wanted to spend a little time with you

after I got back.

Well... a couple months ago,

she brought over a guy.

- Oh, Maddie, please. - I could hear everything.

Please, stop.

It's Madeleine, by the way.

Seriously?-Seriously.

Nobody's called me Maddie in years.

-Yeah. I really don't wanna call you Madeleine.

But I will. -Okay.

-Because I love you. -See?

Douchebag! Come on.

He just sped past us.

-Look at you. You really are an adult.

But you're not gonna find a boyfriend

with that language. - Right,

'cause you don't know like

20 versions of that word or worse.

Probably closer to 50.

-Exactly! Come on, what are they?

-Just keep your eyes on the road, Maddie.

Madeleine.

- Madeleine. Yes. - Yes, yes. Okay.

So, here's what I know...

douche king,

douchemeister, double douche.

There's also douchewad. - That's a classic.

-Yeah. Mm-hmm. -Okay. but these are all still

pretty much entry-level douches.

Okay, and?

Expand your vocabulary.

So, you have douche wipe.

- Mm-hmm. - You have doucher.

- Yes. - Douche-knuckle.

As in knucklehead and douche.

The douchenator, Dumble-douche.

Steve Douchemy. It's weird.

But it does work. - Yes. That is weird.

But would it be douche-cano like a volcano

or douche canoe like a boat?

Douche-cano,

for the fluid that explodes out of them like a douche.

That's so gross.

Van 2 in position.

Breakout MC in position.

Van 1 in position.

What the-- are you kidding me?

Come on.

Whoa, whoa, leadfoot.

Easy.

Oh, come on. What--?

Hey, slow down.

We're at a standstill.

It's just a little roadwork.

We miss previews, it's no big deal.

-"Coming soon" is the best part.

That's cheating, isn't it?

If we could, we would.

- Asshole! - Hey, hey!

Where you going, man? Where you going?

You can't get by me today, buddy.

I gotta get through here.

-We got some work going on. -Get the fuck out of my way.

-I don't need-- turn around right now.

-You fucking state workers are all the same.

You guys don't do shit.

Get the fuck out of my way. -I don't get paid enough

for this shit. You better shut up and back up, a'ight?

What gives, Mr. Stauffer?

This way into town was supposed to be clear.

- Typical bullshit, Mr. Wisdom.

Yo. What's the dealio?

Don't worry, Doc.

You'll have plenty of time to enjoy holding's menu selection

before court tomorrow.

-Get the fuck out of my way, man.

Maddie...

Maddie, stop. Stop.

-Sorry. I was looking down the road to see what's what.

-It's okay, but sometimes it's better

to just keep your eyes dead ahead.

Got it. Thanks.

- You're welcome. - For not yelling.

Of course.

Madeleine.

-Mm-hmm. -I was gonna say Mads.

Van 1, armed and ready.

Copy. This is it.

Greatest rebellion since 1776.

The Pentagon used us to unleash hell

and then disowned us.

Denied us. Outlawed us.

Now we are the ricochet of rage

back to teach them the cost of their denial.

Just a little traffic.

Remember who we are.

We are the truth and all who oppose us are the lie.

Van 2, armed and ready.

Take cover.

-That's it, I'm getting-- what are you taking, a call now?

Here we go.

Hit it.

Maddie, get down!

We under siege?

Affirmative, Mr. Wisdom.

Remember, this bulletproof beast

is the most goddamn defensible thing out here.

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Nine-one-one, what's your emergency?

Don't move!

These people know explosives.

They're very well organized.

You need to get S.W.A.T. here right now

before people start jumping.

I'm sorry, sir, I don't have the authority--