Hawaii Five-0

What is that?

That's the smoke alarm.

What?

Come on, come on!

We gotta get out of here. Come on.

Come on!

Let's go.

We gotta get out of here!

What's wrong?! I don't know.

It won't open!

Come on!

It won't open!

Come on!

Open the door! Help us!

Help us! Help us!

Come on! Help us!

(Hawaii Five-O theme song plays)

== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Excuse me, um...

I know that this sounds like a lame pickup line,

but I know you from somewhere, don't I?

Uh, actually, it is lame

and yeah, I think...

I think we used to date.

You and I?

Yeah. It's crazy, I mean, I-I...

I juggle so many women on a regular basis that I...

I can't keep track. Oh, right.

Well, maybe this'll jog your memory.

Hi. Hi.

I've really missed you.

I missed you, too.

And I'm sorry that I've, uh, I've been distant, you know.

I apologize.

Oh, hey, I-I get it.

I want you to know, I'm not going anywhere.

Uh-huh. Well, I-I say that you are

going somewhere, um, with me.

I'll show you.

What do you think?

Wow. Nice, right?

That's beautiful.

Where is it?

That is, uh, out near Waimanalo.

Um, a friend of a friend's place.

We got it for the weekend, so...

This weekend? This weekend.

Oh, Danny, I've got work.

No, no, no, you don't got work.

I called your boss early this morning,

and, um, I got you covered.

So, no work and that, that is it for these phones.

No more phones, no distractions.

Just you and me.

All right.

Um...

Should I pack a bag or did you do that for me?

I didn't do that. I didn't do that.

But I was thinking maybe that clothes could be optional

for this weekend, if that's okay with you.

Huh. Huh?

Yeah, I think, uh, I think that might work.

Yeah? Yeah.

It's good to see you. You, too.

Brother, you're playing what we like to call military golf.

Left, right, left, right...

What am I doing wrong?

Well, for starters, you're swinging like a gorilla.

Don't you remember what I said in the parking lot?

This is a game of finesse.

The easier you swing,

the further that little white ball goes.

Okay, that doesn't make any sense to me.

See if this makes sense.

You see that little white thing

way out there in the middle of the fairway?

Yes, Lou. That's my ball.

That's swinging easy.

Now, where's your ball?

I'll tell you where your ball is--

all the way at the bottom of that little pond.

Partner, partner, listen.

I'm just trying to help you, okay?

Half the HPD is gonna be out here

for that charity event next week,

watching you tee off.

Is that how you want to represent Five-O?

All right, all right.

All right, let's try it again. Hey, guys.

Hey... Hi. Hi. How are you?

Good. How are you? Good.

Uh, Miss Wie, I know we're playing a little slow. We-We'll pick it up.

No, no, that's not the reason why I came over.

You guys are fine. You guys know each other?

Please ignore my ignorant friend.

He just crawled out from under a rock

this morning, with a driver in his hand.

What's the matter with you?

I'm, um, uh...

Lou! Lou Grover. Hi. Nice to meet you.

I'm Michelle. Yeah. This non-golfer here,

that's Steve McGarrett.

Hi. How are you?

I'm Steve. How you doing? Nice to meet you.

- What's the matter with you? - If you don't mind,

I just want to give you a tip.

I just saw something from back there.

Oh, I would... yes, please.

By all means, yeah, especially if it's free.

His motto is, "If it's for free, then it's for me."

Please, go ahead. I'd-I'd appreciate it.

Thank you very much. Yeah, of course.

I just saw from back there... Okay.

maybe just want to go a little bit more behind,

widen your stance a little bit.

Like, further away from the ball?

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.

Perfect. Just bend your knees.

How's that, yeah? Yep, great. Looks great.

And then, now, just keep your head down, Okay.

keep your eyes on the ball and just swing through.

Okay, and swing through. Mm-hmm.

What the hell...?

Wow, see? You're a natural.

Thank you.

Of course. Thank you very much.

Thank you. You're a, you're a great teacher.

Have you ever thought about teaching golf?

Uh, you know what, if my current job

doesn't work out, then I'll think about it.

Yeah, you should think about it. Yeah.

You're really good at it.

Thank you. Thank you.

Have a good round, guys. All right. Bye, Michelle. See you later.

Bye. Nice to meet you, too. Nice to meet you.

What do you mean, a teacher? Huh?

You know who that is?

That happens to be Michelle Wie.

The LPGA 2014 U.S. Open champion.

Seriously?

Yeah. Seriously.

Well, no wonder you were drooling, huh?

I wasn't drooling.

I was just admiring how...

a professional golfer like that

would take the time with a charity case like yourself.

I'm sorry, are you done?

Because you see that little white ball

out there on the fairway, that's much closer to the hole

than your little white ball.

It looks like it's getting lonely...

Do me a favor, answer that

so I don't have to hear any more of this.

McGarrett.

Thanks again. See you around.

Hey, what do we got? So, we have a confirmed arson.

Two fatalities.

Young couple, Sabina and Hagan Mahoe.

They didn't stand a chance.

What do you mean?

Well, all the windows have security bars on them,

but the front and back doors

were secured from the outside

with a wood plank screwed to them.

Huh.

So it's premeditated, then.

Yeah, looks that way.

Why is there nobody inside processing?

Yeah... about that.

Excuse me...

Excuse me!

I thought I made myself very clear.

Nobody comes in until I give the order.

Now, back the hell up, don't touch anything,

and have a nice day.

I will have a nice day

as soon as you get your ass out of my crime scene.

Ah, you must be McGarrett.

I heard you didn't play well with others.

I am Special Agent

Kathy Millwood, ATF, Orange County Office.

Okay, so you've come

a long way to trespass at my crime scene.

Mm, that's where you're wrong, Commander.

This isn't some random arson.

This is the work of a serial torch.

It's the third,

all in Pearl City within the last week.

The same UnSub is responsible

for over two dozen in Southern California

in the last five years.

What is that, a nanny cam?

No.

This camera was his eyes and ears.

It wasn't hardwired.

There's no memory card.

It was a live feed.

Son of a bitch

was watching his victims burn to death.

Here you go.