The Wallflower (ヤマトナデシコ七変化♥)

Hiroshi here.

On those cold night when you have to sleep alone, you can stay toasty

if you use a hot-water bottle in place of internaI organs.

So, what defines a lady?

You have to be beautifuI, feminine and smart...

Then she has no chance!

But if we faiI to turn Sunako into a lady...

If that happens...

I'm gonna triple your rent and make you pay for it all at once!

That's too harsh!

Ah, kimi wo omou yoru wa

Amaku kaoru kaze no naka ni

Nagusameru you na

Yasashisa ga boku wo toori sugiru yo

The Wallflower

Itai hodo shitteru yo

Kaiwa ga togirete shimattara kanashii tte

Ima no goku wa kodoku to iu jiyuusa kara

Hazurete shimatta ato

Ah, kimi wo omou yoru wa

Amaku kaoru kaze no naka ni

Nagusameru you na

Yasashisa ga kokoro toori sugiru yo

Morning

I am Ranmaru Morii, 15 years old.

I see myself, and am seen, as a philanthropist,

and here I am being awoken on yet another morning by my little kitten's wakeup call.

Incoming Call

Keep it down, Ranmaru!

Your cell phone is ringing! Come on, answer it!

I can't eat anymore...

Now they're calling the land line because you didn't answer your cell!

Just wake your butt up and answer the phone!

Damn it, wake up!

Why you...

Shut up! It's taking too damn long! Here comes a finger flick on the forehead!

B AM! Shut up! It's taking too damn long! Here comes a finger flick on the forehead!

B AM!

There's been no excitement in my life lately.

That's because the goddess who's gonna knock me off my feet hasn't shown up yet.

Where are you going?

For a walk.

Then pick me up a CD while you're out!

Go get a book for me!

Bring me back some snacks, will you?

Forget it.

Talk about low blood pressure...

He sure was out of it. I wonder if everything's okay?

Ranmaru!

Ranmaru!

Check out his expression.

He's so hot!

Hey, wait!

Ranmaru, if you don't mind, I want you to eat this!

Ranmaru! This music is totally hot! You have to check it out!

Ranmaru, have this outfit!

Ranmaru-nne!

Please accept our fragrant and pleasingly mellow virginity!

Just like the approaching light!

Whoosh!

Ranmaru!

Danger Outside of Defensive Range Ranmaru!

Gothlo!

Hello, my little kitty!

What?! Dad?!

I'm home! I've got some souvenirs for you!

Yay! That's my Ranmaru!

The donuts are all mine!

I get the CD!

Hey, guys, I need to talk to you.

Huh?

What do you think about me being in a relationship with only one woman exclusively?

Huh?

It would be totally unacceptable, wouldn't it?

Oh, no! If that ever happened, the girls in the world would cry a river!

They'd suffer tremendous heartache and eventually be unable to cope!

Then they'd end their lives, cursing their crueI fates!

No! I could never do such a thing!

What's the matter, Ranmaru?

I thought you needed to talk to us.

Well, actually...

Arranged meeting with a prospective marriage partner?!

My old man set it up without even asking me.

The time for you to pay your dues is finally here, eh?

You getting married and settling down

is a positive thing for the world and all the women out there.

No, I don't want to! I wanna keep on partying!

Actually, I'm telling you this because I want you to ruin the meeting.

So, what kind of girI is she?

Supposedly, she's a super well-bred girI from a wealthy family.

Beginning with kindergarten, she's always attended prestigious private all-girls schools.

Not to mention she gets dropped off and picked up at schooI by a stretch limo!

It sounds like she's a hardcore pampered girI who's never even talked to boys before!

You know, I like girls who are a little slutty though.

Let's go wreck this meeting!

What?

A girI like that should never become a victim of Ranmaru's venomous fangs!

It'd be just too much for her to have a man like you as her first!

She'd end up thinking all men are eviI jerks!

Whatever the reason, you guys are going to help me though, right?

But what can we do?

What about just make this girI hate him?

No... No!

A girI is going to hate me?!

No, that's never gonna happen! It must never happen!

Hahahaha!

Hahahaha! Just kidding! Sorry, guys!

You just can't talk about men that well-bred girls hate without mentioning Kyohei!

Hey now!

He's violent, has a bad mouth and he's way too quick to fight!

No one likes scary guys, right?

I see!

Don't let him convince you!

How about you, Yuki?! Don't girls tell you, " I don't like a spineless guy"?

You're so mean!

You know what, Takenaga? Girls think you seem insensitive and cold!

W.. Why are you dragging me into this?

That's right! You heard me! They do, they do!

Hello?

Hey, honey. Right now?

Really? Then I guess I'II go!

I thought we were supposed to be talking about your problem!

In any case, the quickest way to take care of it is for you to act just like Kyohei!

You think so?

How so?! You think so?

How so?! Should we do the usuaI?

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom!

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom!

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom!

In order to be a super bad dude that girls will hate...

You must have an eviI look in your eyes and an arrogant attitude!

Get your parents to hate you too!

Like this?

Correct! Keep it up!

Lesson 2! " Don't fuck with me, paI!"

Don't you mess with me, baby.

Wrong!

That's not even close to bad! Stop fuckin' around here!

Stop fucking around!

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! To Be Continued

I can't do that!

Why are you doing such a stupid thing?

Huh? Huh?

Huh?

If you've got time to be messing around like that, why don't you memorize a formula or two?

What are you talking about?

Impersonate Takenaga! I know girls would hate that even more.

Why would you say that, you son of a...

It's how you act!

H.. Hey, you two...

Stop fighting!

Ooh! That sounds just like Yuki!

This is all because I'm too beautifuI.

Oh, please forgive me, my beautifuI maidens!

I've never said anything like that!

Oh, yes, you have!

If you want to be hated, imitating any of you would work.

Potato Chps

Ugh... Potato Chps Ugh...

Ugh... Potato Chps

Potato Chps

I wonder where Ranmaru is?

Hey, don't push me!

What's that, Sunako?

I figured it'd be a while, so...

I'm terribly sorry our fooI of a son is late like this.

I honestly don't know where he could be.

That is quite all right.

I apologize for my own parents being unable to attend.

Please, don't worry about it!

Whoa, check it out!

Ranmaru's dad looks just like him!

You were looking at him?!

She's a picture-perfect well-bred girI, huh?

She's gorgeous!

Sorry to keep you waiting!

You're late!

Oh, dear... What the?! R.. Ran?!

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom!

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom!

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom!

The key to being super bad is to have awfuI manners!

Now you're terrifically detestable!

Correct!

Hey, you don't want her to hate you!

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! To Be Continued Hey, you don't want her to hate you!

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! To Be Continued

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! To Be Continued This segment is totally meaningless!

The Road to Super-Bad-Dudedom! To Be Continued Sorry!

It's very nice to meet you.

My name is Tamao Kikunoi.

This is bullshit! I'm starving here!

That's perfect! He's being Kyohei!

Hey, am I really like that?

Nod!

Ranmaru, what's with this attitude?!

Shut up!

My Ran has become a different person!

Honey, calm down! My Ran has become a different person!

Honey, calm down!