Inside Amy Schumer

Roy had the kids, so me and Trev--

Oh, great.

We hit the road. Fun.

Antiquing. Fun.

Heaven.

Oh! Welcome back, home shoppers.

Over the break, we sold 600 Steve Irwin commemorative coins.

600.

Now, this is the perfect gift for someone

who does not have a Steve Irwin coin.

God, I miss Steve, you know?

Yeah, oh yeah.

You know what's great about him?

He, he-- Everything.

Everything and... Yeah?

He had the kind of body where he didn't work out,

but it looked like he worked out.

Sure!

Got one of these for my wife.

Your what!?

Okay.

Oh, next up, what do we have?

Oh! Oh, boy.

Okay, okay. Stop.

Now, speaking of perfect gifts,

now, this is a no brainer, all right?

Now, this is a gun.

Just your regular, run of the mill,

meat and potatoes handgun.

Now, how cute is that?

I love that.

How cute-- we can pick it up? Look at this.

Oh, heavy, oh... Ooh, can I see this?

You can hold it, sure. Oh, wow!

Look at that. Wow, look at that.

Wow! Bam-bam, bam-bam!

It's like a toy, but it's extremely real.

Yeah, and now here is what's great about this.

Now, pretty much anyone can purchase this.

Mm-hmm. Okay?

Oh, my God, this is so fun, I love this. It's fun.

Hey, lady, give me all your money and your makeup!

Oh, my God, so fun,

and it's on sale now.

Call in.

Oh, we got a caller. Oh, caller!

Hey, did I miss the Steve Irwin coins?

Uh, yeah, you did. You sure did, honey.

I'm sorry. But that's okay.

You want a gun?

Oh, no, I could never get a gun.

I have several violent felonies.

Oh, no.

Caller, you bite your tongue, you silly goose.

You can absolutely get a gun

if you have several felonies,

as long as you buy it on the Internet...

Right. ...or at a gun show,

and caller, guess where you are right now?

Bam! You're at a gun show!

You're at a gun show.

Yes, if you go to a gun show you can get an unlicensed seller

to sell you a gun, no questione asked.

That's right, not one question for you, caller.

Great, I'll get one for me and my mouthy (bleep) wife.

Ooh, one's for your wife.

In a way.

Great.

You know the guns my wife can't get enough of?

These.

You are really committing to the whole wife thing.

She's real.

What's her name?

Ben...

...ita, Benita.

From Espana.

That's fantastic,

and just a reminder to all the parents at home,

these make perfect stocking stuffers.

Oh, yeah. Right?

For-- for as young as-- Beautiful.

It doesn't matter, okay?

These are great for any age group.

It's like the bottom of the stocking.

It is, it's shaped... It's like the foot.

...very stocking-like.

It's like a metal foot.

Very stocking-like shape, okay? Fantastic.

My wife's in the states, by the way.

I said she's Spanish, but she is from the states.

Let's keep these calls coming.

We only have 65 million left.

And here's some good news.

Even a blind person can see what a great deal this is

and take advantage of this deal by buying a gun.

Totally legal!

So, if you're Stevie Wonder, you don't have to wonder

if you can get a gun.

Uh, caller, I, I hope you just called to say

you want a gun.

Stevie Wonder reference.

My wife's favorite band.

Hi, I wanted to buy

a lot of these

but I am suspected terrorist on the no-fly list.

Oh. Oh.

Ooh-ooh.

You're fine, sweet potato fries. You're fine.

The no-fly list.

No one can tell you that you don't have a right

to buy a gun in this country you're trying to destroy.

You're funny today. Uh-oh, uh-oh!

Whoa! What is that? You know what that means.

Mass shooting.

We've had a mass shooting.

Which means the government could be coming

for your guns soon,

like they never have, but always might.

Scary.

Now, we're gonna go to commercial.

When we come back-- ooh, you're gonna like this--

we'll be selling United States Congressmen and Senators

whose influence can be purchased

for much cheaper than you think.

Yes, and they're selling out fast,

ranging from $1,000 to--

Shh...

Shit!

Ah, ah, !

Oh! Shit!

It was his foot's time.

There was a shooting at a screening

of the movie I made last summer

and, um, these two girls,

Jillian Johnson and Mayci Breaux,

were shot and killed and, uh, I just like, was so angry

and I wanted to help.

You know, people are like, "Ew, like, we don't like

when celebrities get involved in politics."

And I hear you and I feel the same way.

I remember when Scarlett Johansson endorsed Obama.

I was like, "Who gives a (bleep)?"

Like, why do we care?

Your superpower and your hero movie is just like

you have a hot ass.

But, I met with people, the victims' families

and they have, like, buttons with the pictures

of their children or their par--

and so, and they're like, "Will you help us

"'cause no one listens to politicians,

they listen to you idiots."

And what are you gonna be like,

"No, I don't want to annoy people on Reddit."

Welcome to "Chip Chat," here on Geekview,"

YouTube Channel of the tech blog Dorkist--

a division of Gawker media.

Recently, Twitter made waves

when they replaced their "fave" button with a heart.

Here to discuss yet another addition to their interface

is Twitter's VP of Communications, Cathy O'Doherty.

Thank you for having me.

So, Cathy, tell me about this new feature.

Well, Jared, whether it's "thumbs up" or "LOL,"

people appreciate having a shortcut

for something they frequently communicate,

and there is one sentiment that is constantly expressed online

but has never had its own button.

Hmm. That is why we are proud to present this...

Our new "I'm going to rape and kill you" button.

Interesting, I love this.

Did you know that over 120% of tweets directed at women

refer to raping and/or killing them?

Well, I never really thought about it,

but it's what I would guess.

Our new button will allow you to express that notion,

but still free up 30 precious characters

for other comments about that woman.

Like what ugly sluts they are?

Bingo.

Let me show you how it works.

Okay, so right now we're looking at basic cable

and clickbait sensation Amy Schumer.

Yes. Now, before our "I'm gonna rape and kill you button,"

if you wanted to tell Amy Schumer that you were

going to rape and kill her,

you would have to hit "reply" and then fully type out

"I'm gonna rape and kill you."

But now, you can simply click

the "I'm gonna rape and kill you" button,

and Amy Schumer will much more instantly know

of your threat to rape and kill her.

Very cool.

Very cool, but who is the target user?

Uh, it's typically a guy whose profile pic

is him in a sports jersey with his child on his shoulders

and a bio that reads, "proud Christian..."

Mm-hmm. But also, everyone.

Oh, everyone.

It's been years in the making.

The beta version was simply, "You're fat."