Herbert

Sometimes I wonder why people do such things.

If you think calculatively, you might make a mistake.

A Casanova called himself

an occultist to impress women.

Though you can explain the matter to most of these people.

Rasputin impressed even Goethe.

In comparison, what would you call this man?

A clown.

He is a rascal.

Action!

Death surrounds you. The cops will catch you!

Swines! Sons of bitches! Bastards! Assholes!

Hey, Herbert! What is happening?

What is happening?

What a mess! What a mess!

My heart is pounding!

Let me go! Let me go! Oh, they are humping me!

Hey, calm down! You grab him!

Oh! They are tearing me apart!

Leave me alone.

What nonsense is going on?

Leave me! Leave me!

Beating me!

They are beating me!

What are you doing?

What is happening?

What are you trying to do?

Son of a bitch!

You wanted to earn money by finding the ghost?

-Herbert. -Just leave me!

You didn't bother when the person was alive.

You had to screw around with the dead?

Now, how does it feel to get humped like a dog?

Herbert! Herbert! You bastard!

SPEAKING WITH THE DEAD HERBERT SARKAR

What is going on, boss?

Why did you get up?

I feel a little unwell. I have a stomach ache.

Want to shit?

Seemed like a hawk.

Get away from him! Get away!

You little bastards!

Go, take a dump. I’ll come in the evening.

He will be fine once he takes a dump.

People shit before having heart attacks.

People also shit when they hang themselves.

Idiot! We are talking about heart attacks.

How did hanging come in?

Herbert!

Don’t bathe at this hour!

You will fall sick again.

Boss, did you bathe?

The water... was cold!

I felt like taking a bath.

How do you feel now?

Great! I feel like going on a spree.

I feel like flying!

Oh then?

Boss! No boozing today?

What do you mean?

Today...

we will have liquor.

Liquor...

We will fly!

Booze fest.

So, your mood has lifted!

No screwing up with my mood.

Only fun!

Get a whiskey.

-Get a rum too. -Okay.

Three kilos of ice.

Three kilos.

Get some spicy snacks.

Prawn cutlets.

Peanuts.

Get cigarette.

Get whatever you want to.

Just go.

We are going to have a lot of fun.

White woman...

It's going to be fun.

Sobha, our son is behaving in a strange manner.

I am worried. This might ruin the story.

Like in a flop film.

Do not speak in such a manner.

No one can stop the cosmic brawl.

Cat, bat...

water, dog, fish...

If talking in English could stop the brawl,

then there would be no problems.

White people screwed us day and night.

They couldn't stop it.

Now that they left, others are here.

So many doctors and lawyers were convinced.

Yet these bastards...

think it's a big fraud!

But, I will speak no more.

I will be seen no more.

Lay a wide net for me...

but I will slip by.

I created no trouble.

Didn't mess up with anybody.

I just ran a business after having that dream.

Yet they had to screw me up.

What a country!

Go shoot yourselves, assholes!

I will speak no more!

I will speak no more!

Cat, bat, water, dog, fish.

Come! Come!

Who is it? Herbert?

Where is the birdy? Where is the birdy?

Those bastards were staring at me like hyenas.

Those bastards were staring at me like hyenas.

And speaking in English.

The more they talked

the more I got confused.

You should have kicked their asses.

Can you really talk to the dead? Or is it bullshit?

What do you think?

So many clients come to him.

He earns quite a lot.

Is this bullshit?

Anyway, I am closing this business.

After this scandal...

Herbert won't be in this mess.

What will you do then?

Thinking about it.

Thinking about it.

Something will definitely come up.

I am a Vagabond

I do not have a home to stay

I have to walk throughout this journey

Shut up! Wait, I have to pee.

Are you in pain?

Herbert is finished!

Bring some water.

The small fish of the bathtub...

goes to the...

Want to see the fishy goblin?

Want to see the fishy goblin?

Cat, bat...

water, dog.

Fish.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear Herbert

Happy birthday to you

Long live, Lalit Sarkar.

Did you read "The Statesman" yesterday?

Are you talking about Lalit Kumar and Ruby's case?

It's a scandal.

-Does Sobha know? -How will Sobha know?

She does not read English.

Yet she wants to be like the British.

She has given an English name to her son.

Happy birthday, Herbert Sarkar.

Happy birthday.

So, why did you name him Herbert?

You had Douglas Fairbanks,

Clark Gable, Charlie Chaplin, or even Humphrey Bogart.

Herbert is a strange important.

Reminds me of Herbert Spencer.

Sir, you have got a call.

Just a minute.

Hello.

No! How can I come now?

St. Emilio, Scotch, and Miss Ruby...

all by selling iron.

That's how I got it.

Oh well...

Sorry. There are problems with my new film.

I need to leave. You can carry on.

he has an appointment.

Miss Ruby...

Oh beloved, I wait for you

Tonight

Lalit!

Lalit! Lend me fifty rupees.

-But, Brother... -I'll return it soon.

Give it to me...

You're getting late.

Do you really have to go?

Let's go.

Give it to me.

Where did you go?

To the distant lands

How did the explosion happen?

Is it the underworld? Anybody arrested?

What's the reason behind the explosion?

More than twenty people were

wounded in the explosion.

No clues found, sir.

I have issued a red alert in the state.

Any news?

Sir, the man's name is Herbert Sarkar.

We have arrested his friends.

Gather all details.

We need definite leads within 24 hours.

The Home Minister has called twice.