Laggies

Oh, my God... Freedom.

I feel like my mascara's running, is my mascara running?

It looks good. Like the cover of Courtney Love's album.

You just need a crown.

There's a crown.

Hey, Noel, Noel, can we borrow your crown?

We just need it for like a second.

Wow.

We just got the royal finger.

I never liked her.

What did we just go through?

I mean, what was that, a prom or a Celine Dion listening party?

Don't shoot this part.

Okay, what is this place? Tell us...

You'll see when we get there.

Okay, we're doing 20 questions.

What is this place?

- Do they have food? - Not have 20 questions.

(LAUGHING) What, you can't just ask a question?

Aren't we just going to the hotel? I'm very confused.

I just want to say, "Hey, what's up?" to

all of the future versions of ourselves

watching this right now.

I hope that we all learn to be as

happy and beautiful as these two right here

'cause they are going to have the best prom night of any of us.

Hold on, let me get this.

Tonight could've bit ass.

Except it didn't because we were together.

Don't make me cry. My mascara is already fucked up enough as it is.

You look pretty!

Guys, I love our group.

Guys, what are we doing?

Chill out, just live a little.

We're not going to get caught.

This is not legal. This is not legal.

Danielle, you're going to love that you did this later on.

And Savannah's getting naked.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

No, Danielle.

If we get a rare disease from this water,

at least we'll all die together.

I'm not leaving my dress on the wet ground.

It's dry-clean-only and my mom will kill me.

On the count of Celine Dion.

One, two, Celine Dion!

No, no, no.

You can no longer work on your taxes from 1998.

Yeah, I cannot amend your '98 return. No.

Hi, Dad.

No, no, no, I'm not laughing at your situation.

Yeah. No, there's a strict statute of limitations.

So sorry, I'm so sorry.

I didn't realize my dad wanted me to work until 6:00.

I can't believe you're still filling in for your dad's old sign girl.

Yeah, you know, I'm just still trying to figure out

what kind of counseling I'm going to do.

Okay, AI, it's show time. Let's see it already.

The decorator just put the finishing touches on it yesterday.

After you!

Oh, my God.

- Sorry. - That's okay.

Whoa!

Oh, my God. - You have outdone yourself.

This is impressive. I thought you were gonna have, like, a fish tank.

Look at the nipples on this guy.

Oh, my God, we're going to be so popular, Savannah.

That is the VIP section.

We can come any night of the week and have our own special space.

It is so sexy. I love that we get to be VIP! Okay, girls, getting ready...

- Let's get this party started. - My God... No!

Last one, grab your penis. - Thank you.

Turn them on like this.

I love it.

Hey, no, look, my balls won't light up.

Oh, my God, that hat is too much.

I mean it truly is the tiniest hat I've ever seen.

It is, it's like suitable for a mouse.

- You need to wear it to your wedding. - I can't, I have a veil.

Okay, games, games, games, games. All right, the way this game works

is you write a caption for what you think

the woman in this scene is saying to her husband.

But here is the thing... Look, look, look.

Look, look. Yes, you have to make it dirty.

It'll be fun, it'll be fun, so, all right. Ready?

Set, go.

All right, stop.

Stop, stop, stop, pencils down. I will go first.

He said he had a package for me.

- (GROWLS) - (LAUGHTER)

All right, Danielle, you go.

I love getting mail. But I spelled it m-a-I-e.

- (LAUGHTER) - Oh, wow.

It's perfect. All right, Meg, Meg, Meg, you go.

All right. So, I wrote...

Hi, Matt, this is to certify that this is the big fat cock I ordered.

Wait, why would you put Matt's name in it?

Well, this is supposed to be about you, right?

No, they're about marriage, they're not about my marriage.

Right, but it's a joke, like everyone else's.

Well, it's not like everybody else's.

It was a joke. It wasn't a prediction. You know.

A joke.

How about we do another one?

And why would you tweak the nipples on the Buddha?

That seemed, like, disrespectful.

Disrespectful to who? To you? Did you convert to Buddhism?

No, that's disgusting. I'm not Buddhist.

It's... That's Buddha. That's Buddha!

Right, right. But you know that was a joke about nipples. Right?

And not Buddhism.

Yeah, Buddha is sacred to a lot of people, but that is...

This is a party, so let's just forget about it.

Okay, yeah, no, forgotten.

Um, I mean, we can do another one of these.

Yes.

So this lady has a plunger and there's a butt crack.

Hey.

Hey, sleepy head. Good morning.

Oh, wow.

I shot these on Tuesday.

They were such an amazing couple. They were so open to all of my ideas.

Great. Where is that?

Over in Seattle. We had to go near the shipyards though

so we could get something a little more edgy.

'Cause I mean, look at that wall.

Yeah.

Hey, weren't you supposed to go to that career counselor today?

Yeah.

Yeah? You should...

Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll go get ready.

Good.

Hello, is somebody there?

It's me, you don't have to come out.

What's this?

What's what? I'm just gonna watch some TV.

Megan, I don't think I like this new habit.

I spoke with Anthony,

and he said you were meeting with the career counselor today.

My God, I know exactly what she's going to say.

It's just a waste of time.

Megan, honey, I don't want to see you throw away your education.

You have an advanced degree.

- I know. - And your father should have

never given you that stupid job because now...

Is that my girl?

Hey, what are you doing home?

It's his home.

Taking the day off.

- Yeah, me too. Hmm. - Wanna stay for dinner?

- Yeah. - Ed.

Hey, is it "make your own pizza" night?

- Sure, great idea. Great idea. - Yeah.

I promise to love you, to cherish you and to hold you

and to be the rock in our relationship for the rest of our days.

I promise to be your baby's breath when we wake each morning.

And to be your evening rose

at day's end.

And I promise to be your safe harbor

when the boat is rocking and when it's not rocking.

I give you the bride and the groom, Mr. and Mrs. Wanamaker!

And here they are

dancing to the song Mrs. Wannamaker has picked for their first dance together

as man and wife.

My dad used to make yipping sounds

when I first started to take you out because he said it was puppy love.

I know. I remember.

Yeah, well, you know, but it wasn't puppy love.

No... I mean, unless we stayed puppies for a seriously long time.

- Listen... - What?

Look...

I know it's taken me a really long time to get here.

What are you talking about?

Okay, well, you know how I took that guy's seminar last month?

- Right. - Well, I took a personality test.

And the test came back and the type that I am...

- Is a procrastinator. - Anth, I mean...

Who makes up those tests? Come on.

- Experts. - Right.

Like really smart people...

But that's not important.

What's important is that I've been such a bonehead

in waiting to do this for so long.

No, no! Whoa, get up, get up!

- Okay. - Get up...

Okay, I'm up, and listen, I know we have had our trouble in the past

with recognizing our moments, but this is it.

This is our moment.

No, this isn't our moment,

this is Allison's moment, this is her wedding.

I know, and it's totally cool.

When I first had the idea, I ran it by her

and she was so happy for us.

And today, at lunch,

I got a fortune cookie that said, "Carpe diem."

- Carpe diem? - Yes.

Hey, hey, guys, hey. Megan, can you find my mom?

She has the next dance with Matt.

I think I saw her out in the garden.

Yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm gonna come... I'm...