The Office

...But the Lord of the Rings trilogy,

if you see it back to back...

Dunder Mifflin this is Pam.

Pam, it's Michael. Help me, I need help right now !

- Michael, what's wrong ? - I'm hurt, I have hurt myself.

- Oh my God ! - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait !

This is not looking good Pam !

Michael, do you need me to call you an ambulance ?

No, I want you to pick me up.

- Okay. - What's going on ?

I thought you said that you were hurt.

- I am hurt. I hurt my foot. - I'm sorry ? Pam, what's going on ?

I want to come to work... ...but I need you to come pick me up.

- Ohh, God ! - Hey, whoa ! Michael !

- Oh, God ! - It's okay. It's Jim.

Just say again, really loudly, uh, what happened.

Okay, Buhh ! I burned my foot.

Very badly on my Foreman grill

and I now need someone to come and bring me into work.

You burned YOUR foot on a Foreman grill ?

I enjoy having breakfast in bed.

I like waking up with the smell of bacon. Sue me.

And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself.

So, most nights before I go to bed,

I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill.

Then I go to sleep.

When I wake up, I plug in the grill.

I go back to sleep again.

Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.

It is delicious, it's good for me.

It's a perfect way to start the day.

Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill

and it clamped down on my foot, that's it.

I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

Pam, could you come get me ?

Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone.

Okay, could someone come and get me, please ? Ryan ?

Michael, you should stay home and rest.

There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan...

Tell Ryan to bring toilet paper !

Could you tell him that ?

Can you hop ?

I tried hopping Kevin,

and I bumped my elbow against the wall,

and now my elbow has a "protruberence".

No one wants to pick me up ?!

What is going on ?

What is going on ?

Michael is, um, sick.

And he wants one of us to rescue him.

- I'm not sick, I'm... - I'm coming, Michael !

- I'm going to save you ! - Don't ! Is that Dwight ?

- I do not want Dwight. - Hold on Michael, I am coming !

- Wait there ! - I do not want Dwight !

Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend ?

I don't have a girlfriend.

But you said you went out with her this weekend.

It was all made up. Just, someone come, okay ?

Anyone. Anyone but Dwight.

- What was that ? - What WAS that ?

He hit the pole.

- It's broken, right ? He can't... - Oh my gosh.

- Oh my God. - Oh my Gosh.

Is he okay ?

He's still driving.

Dwight... you forgot your bumper !

Hello ?

Please don't send Dwight.

Saison 2 - Episode 12 The Injury

Morning everyone.

Don't freak out.

I forbid anybody to freak out.

Clearly I have had a very serious accident.

But I will recover.

God willing.

I just wanna be treated normally today.

Normal would actually be good.

Considering the trauma that I've been through.

You missed two big conference calls today. One with corporate.

Did you explain why ?

No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot.

Burned my foot, Pam.

Please stop popping my cast.

Thank you.

So where are you shipping your foot ?

So where are you shipping...

Your foot.

Thank you.

Pam, messages please.

- You didn't have any. - Really ?

Well, seemed, uh, very important to you earlier,

that you needed to stay and..

- Do my job ? - No.

Your job is being my friend, Pam...

and...

- God ! - It slipped.

- What did... - Sorry.

It's just that before,

you said you didn't want any special treatment.

I don't want any special treatment, Pam.

just want you to treat me like you would

a family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma.

I don't think that's too much to ask.

Do you want some aspirin ? Because you seem a little fussy.

No, I don't want some aspirin. Yeah, I am fussy.

Asiprin's not gonna do a damn thing.

I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.

Pam, I am Assistant Regional Manager.

And I can take care of him.

Part of my duties are to...

What ?

- Part of your duties are to what ? - What ?

You just said part of your duties are to something.

- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did.

- What is wrong with you ? - What is wrong with you ?

- Where is my cornbread ? - Here you go.

Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like ?

Yes, I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat.

Where are the yams ?

They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach.

Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg ?

- And they had no yams ? - They had no yams.

How strange. Because they always have yams.

Oh, man, is that a Prism Duro Sport ?

You've seen one of these ?

Yeah, they're like an iPod, only they're better.

'Cause they're chunkier and more solid.

Roy gave it to me for Christmas.

I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't go there.

I know this Russian website,

where you can download songs for two cents a piece.

- Really ? - Yeah,

I'll write down the address for you.

Only, the only thing is...

is that all the songs,

are in Russian.

Kidding !

Why would they all be...

Okay, see you later, Pan.

Pam ?

Pam ? Pam !

Oh, God.

What ?

Come here, please.

Tell me before I come there.

I want you to rub butter on my foot.

- No. - Pam, please.

- I have Country Crock. - No.

Ryan !

Ryan !

Ryan !

These covers...

are totally indestructable.

- Really ? - Yeah.

Throw it. I promise it won't break.

Chuck it.

- Oh, no, it's broken. - What ?

No, it's fine.

I told you it wouldn't break. You could throw it all day long.

That is so cool.

- Thanks Dwight. - You're welcome.

So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now.

Oh, God, no. Dwight isn't my friend.

Oh my God... Dwight's kind of my friend.

No, no, no one is helping me out at all, Mom.

No, I'm not gonna call Jan.

She'd just worry.

Drive down here and make a big thing.

Who told you that ?

No, it was mutual.

What is Pam doing chatting with you ?

Do you like candy ?

It's alright.

'Cause you're sweeter than candy.

What is wrong with you ?

Hey, cut...

Wow, you just dive right in.

You know, around age 12,

I just started going for it, you know ?

Oh, help !

Help me !

What happened ?

I fell of the toilet.

I'm caught between the toilet and the wall.

- What do you need ? - Not you.

Someone else. Get Pam.

I don't think Pam's gonna want to come into the men's room.

Get Ryan. He needs to lift me.

And he needs to clean me up a little bit.

Bring a wet towel.

Ryan is, uh...

- dead. - No he's not.

- Dead. - I just saw him.

He's... can you just get up yourself ?

I... you only grilled your foot.

Oh, forget it.

I'll just get up myself.

Ow, God !

Do you think Dwight's being a little weird today ?