Marvel's Ultimate Spider-Man

1x07 - Exclusive

The exclusive interview

is conducted for Daily Bugle Communications

by rookie reporter Mary Jane Watson...

Mary Jane.

By Mary Watson.

By Jane Watson.

By MJ Wat... hmm...

I think I'll just stick with Mary Jane Watson.

So, Peter Parker,

what does the man on the street think?

What's to think? Heh, you're interviewing Spider-Man?

Spidey would have to be a bigger fan of yours than I am.

I believe you, MJ. That's awesome.

But how did you get Spider-Man to agree to an interview?

I can't reveal my sources, Harry.

Yeah, Parker. How did she get it?

So how long have you wanted to be a reporter?

Uh, forever. But I don't know why I'm answering your questions.

You're the one who agreed to be interviewed.

My audience wants to know. Why now? Why me?

It's important for your friendly neighborhood superhero

to know the top media movers and shakers.

Speaking of which...

That was amazing.

- It was like... - Flying?

Your voice sounds familiar, but I can't quite place it.

Are you a public figure in real life?

This is my real life.

You know it's not much of a story if you won't answer my questions.

Any chance you'll give me the ultimate scoop and unmask?

Sure.

Ta-da!

Cute. But winning The Bugle's

"You are the News" contest could be a huge break for me, so thanks.

Hey, there's something in it for me, too...

...finally getting an unbiased source to prove

I'm not the menace some people claim I am.

...and that's why I'm turning my airwaves over to you, Manhattan! You find the proof.

You bring me the video that will lock this spider-threat up once and for all!

You are the news!

Three words: nose hair trimmer.

You don't think I'm a menace, do you?

Uh, Spider-Man?

What? Am I lit badly?

Because my spidey-sense is really pinging now.

Spider-Man. This is Mary Jane Watson

with the exclusive breaking news for The Bugle.

Manhattan has just been attacked by...

...the Hulk?

Hold on! Keep me in focus, would you?

This is good stuff here.

It's the Hulk. The Hulk is a massive man monster of mayhem.

Hulk? Here? In Manhattan? Un-good.

This is the scoop of the century. And it's mine.

Uh, first of all,

I'm pretty sure I'm your scoop of the century.

Second of all, you want a story?

Stay up here, stay safe and stay alive to report it.

The Hulk is attacking midtown, viewers.

So that's where I'm taking you now.

Miss, you dropped this when you ducked for cover.

By the by, you should clear out.

They're saying there's a monster on the loose.

Although what passes for a monster these days, is sad...

Look out, mister. Look out! Look out!

...the auto show of '65. Now that was a monster.

Humph!

It's way too early for lunch.

And hot dogs? You wanna spoil your Hulkish figure?

Some call Spider-Man a menace,

but what we're seeing here today is a hero that just saved

innocent people from a real monster!

How do you find the courage to do your job?

Me? A wiseman once told me,

with great power comes great... uh-oh.

Uh, hold that thought.

I'll hold that car. Then again, why bother

if greeny can just catch it with his teeth?

Can I borrow this for a cutaway? Cool.

Now that might have looked like mayhem,

but keeping Newton's third law in mind,

- Spider-Man? - I planned for the equal

and opposite reaction.

Whoa, dude! Breath!

Lucky this camera doesn't have smell-o-vision.

Hulk not fighting bug man.

Bug man better get out of Hulk's way.

Bug man?

Now that's just insulting. Spiders are not bugs.

Hulk no like paparazzi!

Ah!

This is the scene in midtown. The Hulk is on a rampage.

Spider-Man is taking a beating. Spider-Man, are you okay?

Uh!

Never better.

Gotta let them think they beat you.

Then when their guard is down,

you go back in. Make sure you get plenty of footage

showing how non-menacing I am.

Gotcha!

Uh...

Oof!

You can edit that out, right?

Ugh!

Bug man turn on light or Hulk will smash!

Hulk start to hate bug man as much as energy man.

Energy man? Who's energy man?

I think I just saw something weird.

Giant green man in purple pants trashing the city?

Yeah, I saw that too.

No, I mean really weird.

Play that back for me in slo-mo.

That car broke apart before it hit the building.

Hulk is right. Crazy, but right.

The Hulk said "energy man". He meant invisible energy man.

So assuming Hulk is fighting someone or something,

I can't see, how do I see it?

I have an idea.

- Night vision mode. - Night vision? I got that.

It's picking up something.

I can't tell what, but it looks big.

Oh, that energy man.

Uh-oh.

Duck!

This is Mary Jane Watson reporting.

A massive energy creature is attacking New York.

Our only hope is the Hulk and Spider-Man.

Looks to bug man like invisible energy man is the baddie,

and "green man" is the misunderstood menace.

Happens a lot around here.

It probably wouldn't work to tell you to stay here.

Probably not.

Then stay low.

Tell your men to pull back. You're not safe.

We're trying to protect New York from threats

like the big green guy and you.

We're not the problem here.

Sure, yeah.

I can tell by the way you're wrecking the place.

Hulk is trying to protect us all from a giant invisible energy monster.

Sounds really ridiculous out loud, doesn't it?

Sorry, spider. I'm a Jameson fan.

I could save the city. But no one will listen to a menace.

Thanks, Jameson.

- Lock and load, boys! - Leave Hulk alone!

You've got it wrong. He's not aiming at you.

Fire!

Mary Jane! Fall back!

As you can plainly see, the streets of midtown are in chaos.

And while I'm not exactly cool with that, we're staying live.

The police are firing at Hulk, even as Spider-Man tries to convince them

that the real menace here is an unseen energy creature.

I appear to be the only reporter on the scene.

Maybe the only one dumb enough to be here,

mere inches from a confrontation that can only be described as...

...incredible.

Officer? Officer? Spider-Man is right! Look.

Why energy man here?

Hulk hate getting zzaxxed!

Stop or Hulk make you stop forever!

Did I hear someone say Spider-Man is right?

Thank you.

Owww!

"Watts" gotten into you Hulk?

Come on, get it? Watts? As in electricity?

Forget it. We better get to a safe place.

Hang on tight and hold on to your lunch.

How are you not scared out of your mind?

I didn't say I wasn't. This is completely scary.

But that doesn't change what needs to be done.

MJ, move!

- We need help. - Help? Me?

I'm Spider-Man. Just a minute.

Director Fury, it's Spider-Man.