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My little sister, Umaru, is renowned for her beauty.
Yeah, that's enough of that.
You're staying there?
Wait, today's Saturday, right?
Yeah. I'll be back tomorrow night.
But it's your day off!
This is why you're a corporate slave to a wicked company that steals your soul.
Our deadline's right around the corner.
Also, I'll get some time off in exchange.
Summer vacation's over, so even though I won't be around, you better not stay up too late.
Sure.
Big Brother...
is totally gone!
I'm free, FREE I say!
My night is just getting started!
Big Brother always goes to sleep before midnight, so...
Go to bed already, or I won't be able to wake up tomorrow!
But this is the time to burn through all my games!
I just never seem to have enough time!
This is a bulldozer. It will protect you.
Woo-hoo! That's super rare!
Oh, no. I'm going to wake up Big Brother!
He always gets mad, so I just acted out of reflex.
Do you know what time it is?!
Oh, yeah! Big Brother said...
I made you some breakfast.
It's stir-fried bell peppers...
Jeez...
Hey, dammit!
Now THIS is good food!
Stop eating cup noodles so late at night!
Don't drink all the soup!
Late-night potato chips and cola sure hit the spot!
It's late, so keep your voice down!
Quit eating those potato chips!
Stop chugging it!
But now, no one can get mad at me.
I have everything in the palm of my hand!
Today, Umaru shall be held down by NO ONE!
This is a world where nights are long and glorious!
But, I thought it was 1:00 AM!
Sure enough, time flies at this hour.
Time to check what late-night anime are on!
It's morning. Get up, Umaru!
Hng... what? It's morning already?
Huh?
I stayed up late, so I slept in more than usual!
What the heck?!
I've burned through 16 hours!
What are you doing outside?
Huh? I thought if I went out, I could get back some of what I'd burned through.
"Burned through"?
It's dangerous to be out at night. Hurry up and get back inside!
I'm not sure what's going on, but... I'm home.
Yup. Welcome back!
Well, let's go, Umaru!
What are you talking about, Big Brother?
It's "attendance optional," right? No one's gonna go!
Plus, it's still September! It'll be hot! You go by yourself.
Oh, really...?
Well, the landlord might find that a little strange.
Like, "Umaru is such a nice girl, so I thought for sure she'd come."
My, I'm glad to see some youngsters showing up.
As you can see, my back is giving me some problems...
Please, just rest a while.
Okay, Big Brother... let's go home.
Wait up!
Huh?
The heck? There aren't even that many of them.
Hya! Hya!
Hya!
Ebina?
Ah! T-Taihei and Umaru! Good morning.
So you're here too, huh?
I-I only just got started.
Great job, Ebina. You've already pulled all those?
Ah! Well, back home in Akita, reckon I... I mean, I'm used to this!
You're a world apart from Umaru...
Anyway, I'm glad you're both here. Honestly, I was a little lonely on my own.
Y-yeah. I bet.
Looks like it's hard for her to go running off now.
Say, why don't we do this together?
O-okay!
Um... so, should I cut these with a sickle?
Ah! I think it'd be best to pull them by hand.
You have to pull them by the roots or else they'll grow back.
Hya!
Okay, well, here goes...
The heck? This is... kind of fun!
Giant weed spotted dead ahead! That must be the middle boss!
One, two...
Hey, are you okay?
Big Brother! I quit! I'm going home!
You can if you want. Big Brother! I quit! I'm going home!
Sorry for dragging out here in this heat.
You're not hurt, are you?
Hya! Hya!
I can do this a little longer.
Ebina, let me help you.
O-okay!
We finished up pretty fast, huh?
Yes! It feels like we've really done something here.
Ebina, your face is all red. Are you having a heatstroke?
N-no, I'm not!
Are you really okay?
I-I super really am!
Oh?
Well, how about we all treat ourselves by getting something cold to eat?
Ooh! Great idea, Big Brother!
O-okay. Thank you very much.
A soccer match?
My school shall be holding it this month.
Huh?
I totally forgot...
This is why I must practice!
What was that move just now?!
Potato Catch!
Stop kicking your food!
It's just something I do at home sometimes, the Potato Catch...
You're quite good at ball games, yes? Please, teach me!
Sylphyn and I are always battling each other, but the soccer match will be class vs. class.
This might make it easier to talk to her at school.
You think you can keep up with my training regimen?
Note: Osu! Is commonly used in martial arts circles as a way of not only agreeing, but to also show determination. OSU! Yes, Ma'am!
TSF!
Don't watch the ball. Instead, see the trajectory of where the ball is GOING.
Understood!
Mentality is a big part of sports.
You have to visualize you've already won.
When you take your shot, the ball should spin like a bullet...
like you're blasting it with a laser!
The ball is your best friend...
The ball is your lover!
Save your stamina for when you'll need it.
Take some breaks during the game. Rest is important.
But if I rest, I will have points detracted.
Soccer is a team sport. Just take your break and trust in the others!
I...
I wanted to be at the same school, in the same class as you, UMR.
Th-the people in your class are good at soccer too. Now take what I've taught you and go WIN!
Yes! Indeed!
So, these are the uniforms we'll all be wearing...
Kirie!
I will protect Umaru... I will protect Umaru... I WILL protect Umaru!
I'm not feeling very confident.
Ebina!
You'll be fine.
I wish I was on the same team as you.
Huh? Speaking of...
Our uniforms are different.
All right, let's get this match underway!
Everyone, take your places.
Wait, who are these people? Most of them aren't even in our class!
Uh, well...
They split up our classes when they were making the teams.
The students were getting too fired up about it being class vs. class, so they scrapped the idea.
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