Pocong Rumah Angker

This place is so eerie. But it's good for news coverage.

Got any guts?

What about you, Dit?

You?

A bit afraid actually... But we're here already. Let's go!.

Hey, Caucasian! Frizzy!. Come here!

What is it, Zack?

- What is it? - Here! I saw it! I saw it!

- What did you see? - I saw it!

You serious?

Hurry, Caucasian! Hurry!.

SHROUD GHOST OF HAUNTED HOUSE

What did you see actually, pal? Huh?

What was that, Zack?

I didn't see anything.

Shit!

Zack, what did you actually see back there?

Turns out what Johana said about the haunted house is real indeed.

I saw a Jaipong dancer. She was dancing.

But she has a pretty face, you know?

How come there's a Jaipong dancer in a haunted house like that?

Yeah. How come?

Believe it or not. But there was!

I have a bad feeling. Let's pull out, shall we?

What's wrong with you?

I don't know. I have a headache.

Easy, bro. I have the medicine, inside.

- Will you give me some? - Yeah, yeah.

What's wrong with you?

I have a very strange dream, pal.

Stranger than your face?

I'm serious.

I dreamed that I got acquainted with that very sexy Jaipong dancer.

Then she asked me to make love to her.

But when I was about to do it...

Suddenly she turned into a shroud ghost.

So you don't make love to her then?

Is that a serious question?

Do I need to answer that?

Do you think I like to have a romantic time with a shroud ghost?

But what puzzled me is how can I get that kind of dream?

In my opinion,

The image of yesterday's Jaipong dancer is still on your mind.

It could be. It makes sense.

I can't help it. That Jaipong dancer is...

... so damn beautiful, you know?

Damn, man. What a babe!

I'm sure if you two have seen her....

...you'll get down on your knees!.

She gets 4 1/2 out of 5 stars from me!.

You're enjoying putting your hand inside your pants like that?

Let me borrow your dream for tonight, okay?

I want to make out with Jaipong dancer.

But without shroud ghost involved.

I'm not kidding, Pung!

This is a supernatural thing, Pung! Not to be taken lightly!.

If something happens don't expect me to help you!

It's shroud ghost. Not some Ancol clown.

How can I take a pee if this little Dicky here keeps on waking up?

Shit, I've gotta pee real bad.

Perhaps I should snap my fingers at it.

Sorry, little Dicky.

You fight back?

Still fight back?

Another way.

Perhaps I should dive.

Pung, what's the brand name of the aspirin you gave me last night?

That's like the best qualified aspirin in the world, man.

Hey, I'm not asking about the quality.

I know all of aspirin brand names.

My relative has a medicine shop. Come on, let me see the wrapper.

Let him see it, Pung. So completed genitals problem.

You can't speak clearly yet anyway.

What's wrong?

Get over here. Pung, this is not an aspirin!

This is a Viagra, Pung!

No wonder my little Dicky keeps waking up and can't sleep!.

Really? Is that the truth?

Of course it's the truth, dumb ass.

Don't scratch your head like that!

You've got to make my Dicky normal again no matter what, I don't care!

I have to go to campus!

I don't want everybody thinks...

...I'm a terrorist because I keep pointing a gun, Pung!

Sorry, pal. My bad. I better take a bath now. Sorry, Zack.

Zuck, zack, zuck, zack. What will you call me next? Shrek?

Hey, Pung! How can I turn off my little Dicky now, Pung?

Zack? Zacky?

Come in, come in.

What's wrong with him?

Don't come near me.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I've come here to see you, and you turn your back on me instead?

Friends, I'm sorry.

Let's just talk like this for now, okay?

Face to back.

Still early in the morning but your brain is out of its place already.

Something is out of its place indeed.

Zacky.

Don't touch.

Zacky.

Or I'll be way out of place!

What the hell is wrong with you?

We have a news coverage today, okay?

Bring your camera.

Here! Where?

Haunted house. Details later. We'll go there.

Don't touch! Or I'll be crazy!

You two go first. Go first.

Make it quick.

I said don't touch, but she still touch me.

What if I do crazy thing on her? It could ruin our friendship.

Zack, what is wrong with you?

I remember when I was in High School, I was a break dancer.

What's wrong?

Break dance. Come on, let's go! Or we'll be late!

You'll walk like that?

No. Come on.

I'll follow the lecture first.

After that, we're going to the haunted house, okay?

I thought we go directly to the haunted house.

But never mind, it's okay.

What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you so restless?

Is it because you're near Johana so you're excited?

Indeed! I'm excited above and below.

You nuts!

I am nuts. My below is nuts.

My nuts.

What's wrong with you?

Stop. My nuts.

Your nuts?

Hey, it's bowing down.

Good.

Frizzy, this is the first time you are useful in my life.

Let's action.

Hi, Deb.

Debby...

Let's go out tonight, shall we?

I'm busy.

What about this afternoon?

Follow lecture.

Tomorrow then?

Not wake up yet.

So when can I take you out?

Whenever you can. Up to you.

Then what about tomorrow afternoon?

Busy.

At the evening then.

Have to study.

Deb, I like you.

Me too.

You serious?

I like to throw up when I see you.

Can you change your destination not to go to that haunted house?

You are a reporter. You have to be ready to get assigned anywhere.

Yes, I know, but our news coverage is for online news only, right?

I don't care if it is for online or not. Why are you so spoiled?

I'm not spoiled, but you are girls.

If anything happens, who will be responsible?

You're actually scared, aren't you?

I'm not scared at all.

What's the matter?

I hate Ipung.

I told him I didn't have a crush on him!

But he's still after me! Zack, tell your friend, will you?

Deb, for your information, everyday before we go to sleep,

I always tell him.

But that Caucasian always answers the same thing,

"Debby is the most beautiful girl in the world."

I'm getting tired of hearing that, you know?

You jerk!

Why don't you just be his girlfriend? For charity.

No way! Not in million years!

If Debby is the most beautiful girl in the world,

You seem to be the blackest boy in the world. Come on, Deb.

Like it.

Come on, Deb.

I just remember.

I have an assignment that needs to be collected tomorrow.

You're having amnesia all of a sudden?

What a rare occasion! You're a diligent student now?

Watch what you're saying!

You've already known me not for just one or two days, haven't you?

You both know that I'm a model student, don't you?

Yeah, right, a model student whose attendance roll...

Is often signed by others, always copies others student's notebook.

Tell others to do assignments.

You prick!

Well, a model student of his version.

Indeed.

Oh, so you two are mocking me, huh?

Listen to me.

You said that I've already known you not for just one or two days,

So I know that you're not about to do some assignment,

But you're actually scared, aren't you?

Yeah, right. I heard that chicken boys have small penis!

Oh, really? It's so small that you need a star telescope to see it.

Yeah.

Okay, okay. Now you're bringing up penis.

I'm gonna prove it to you that I have big guts!