Fly Girls

Like you have no head on your shoulders.

Good night. I just wanted to say thank you.

You really saved my ass out there.

- I'm jon. I'm nik's boyfriend.

- Oh. - You're sneaky.

- I came here for you. - I didn't even invite you!

- You're mingling with a bunch of fake people.

- You know what? You're rude.

Bye.

- Oh, my god, it's so good to be home.

- I forgot to tell you. - What?

- I put in a call to doreen

To possibly move into a corporate position.

- Seriously? - Yes.

- I had no idea that you even wanted to work

Rate.

- I've been flying for, jeez, really, ten years.

Wow.

- When you add it all up together...

- Yeah. - I'd be going into work

At 9:00.

I would be done by 4:00 or 5:00.

I could have a dog.

I could have a boyfriend

And then possibly late have a family.

That's so exciting.

Corporate--farrah.

- I hven't even heard back from her yet,

'cause, of course,

I'm obsessing about the phone call.

She'll call. Don't wo.

Don't worry.

- Are they kind of hot? - oh, my god.

I love that there's really cute guys at this bar,

But my own boyfriend won't even talk to me.

Have you tried calling him?

I text him a few times.

He didn't answer.

Then I tried to call, but...

He didn't answer?

- Because he doesn't want to talk right now.

Jon and I got into a huge fight,

And I'm realizing that long-distance is difficult.

And I don't know where we stand.

Anyway, let's talk about something happy.

- Someone's birthday's coming up.

No.

What do you normally do on your birthdays?

- Oh, nothing. I never celebrate my birthday like that.

Never have, like, a party or anything, so...

Really?

I have a ten-year-old son,

And at this point, he's my main focus.

It's a sacrifice sometimes, but it's my choice.

- Honey, I have a month-long party

For my birthday.

It's not a big deal.

Yeah.

Good morning, birthday girl.

- Happy birthday, birthday girl!

Pack your bags! - For wha?

- We have a flight booked in, like, two hours.

- A flight? - A birthday flight.

Where are we going?

Surprise.

What am I packing?

- Anything you can find in your closet.

- Flip-flops, boots,

Bikinis, parka,

Basketball.

Come on, snow boots?

- Tennis racket. - So where are we going?

- We're going to the library, tasha.

- Come on, party girl. - All right, listen.

You guys, I'm not taking another step

Till you guys tell me where we're going.

It is my birthday. Can I get some info here?

All: We're going t vegas!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

All: Yeah, baby.

- I made a few calls, worked my magic,

And got us hooked up with a suite at the palazzo.

Yeah, vegas.

- And as for getting a flight, we're flight attendants.

It's not a problem for us.

- All of us together. - All five of us.

I'm so excited to go.

When I think of birthday parties,

I just think of taevon and cake and kid things.

But vegas for me anst me in vegas,

Let's do this.

All: Cheers. - Whoo!

- Welcome to las vegas. - Ooh!

A limo.

- Hi. - Wow.

Wow. Hi.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on. It's jon.

Hello? - Hey, it's me.

- What are you doing? - Hey.

I was thinking, since you're off tonight,

You should fly down to san francisco so we can talk.

- I'm actually in vegas with the girls.

It's tasha's birthday.

- Why didn't you tell me that you were going to vegas?

Uh, we haven't talked.

I haven't had a chance to tell you.

- We need to deal with this.

Right now I'm in vegas.

I'm just here to have some fun.

So we're gonna have to talk later, I guess.

- Are you serious? This is ridiculous.

Nikole, we need to talk about where we're at.

So I was think--

- Now's not really the best time.

- You know what? I'm gonna let you go.

You have fun in vegas.

Nikole, let's go.

- How'd it go? Everything okay?

Jon just hung up on me.

Screw jon.

It's time to party.

- Jon can wait. We're in vegas.

- Going to vegas! Whoo-hoo!

It's vegas, baby!

- This room is beautiful.

It's huge.

There's bedrooms over here and bedrooms over there.

Everything is perfect.

Are you guys jumpng--

Thank you.

- Cheers to vegas. - Birthdays.

I mean, have I ever let you guys down?

- Can you rephrase that question?

- Have I let you down so far on this trip?

All: No.

- Cheers. - Thank you so much.

That was a good one.

Just thank you, guys, for, like, going out of your way,

'cause you truly didn't have to do that.

You guys mean a lot to me,

Although you may not think so, but you guys really do.

I do have a mushy part in my heart. It's there.

Happy birthday, tasha.

- Thank you. - Happy birthday, honey.

- Thank you. - We have to get ready, though,

'cause I am feeling a little airplane-y.

What are you guys wearing?

- Ooh. That's a good question.

- Hopefully nothing by the end of the evening.

- Ooh. - Oh!

- What? - Let's do it.

To your birthday.

- Cheers. - Yeah, right.

- The one time I spent new year's in vegas,

The guy I was dating brought viagra with him.

That's not good.

So we're in the bed

For, like, 12 hours.

- No. Shut up.

- From, like, 2:00 a.M. Till about 2:00 p.M. The next day.

- What? - I woke up facedown like this.

All: Oh!

Blech.

I'm gonna get me some of that.

That's the kind of party I'm looking for.

- My craziest story was, I was here in vegas,

Approached by a beautiful couple.

You were.

If I swung that way, maybe.

- I get that all the time, honey, in grocery stores.

- Grocery stores? - In the grocery store.

- I should go grocery shopping more often.

- Vegas has never really ben a jackpot for m

For, like, finding dudes. - Yeah.

- I might meet a guy, and he might be really nice,

But all it's gonna do is make me thankful that I have jon.

- You're in vegas, and I'm just down to have fun.

Yeah, I know.

Atever appens happens.

- No thinking about jon tonight.

- I'm feeling like I'm ready to par-tay.