Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Another mystery bites the dust.

Way to go, gang!

Let's celebrate!

Yeah. Celebrate.

Better idea.

Aw, come on, sheriff.

Just cork it. You see this badge?

Know why it's here?

It came with the shirt?

It's here because if there's a crime, I solve it.

Oh, and by the way,

I've called all your parents,

who, by now, I have on speed dial.

Oh, are you in trouble.

Especially you, Fred. Say hi to dad, the mayor.

Just once, it would be nice

if someone thanked us for solving a mystery.

Good thing we're not in this to be liked.

Maybe that didn't come out quite right.

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Scooby-dooby-doo!

Welcome to the crystal cove haunted tour.

I'm your ghoulish guide velma.

The first documented case of the curse of crystal cove

is from 1630,

when a Garrison of Spanish conquistadors

mysteriously vanished from the harbor.

Oh, that is so scary! Where did they go?

What part of the word "mystery" didn't you understand?

The curse struck again in 1765

when an entire town of missionaries likewise disappeared.

Anyway, things were pretty quiet until 100 years later,

when cletus darrow found gold here

and renamed the town crystal cove.

Most people thought the curse had been lifted,

until the entire darrow family disappeared one Halloween

and was never seen again.

Moving on.

Since the disappearance of the darrow family,

crystal cove has been a hub of paranormal activity.

You might recognize some of our more famous visitors...

Ghostly deep sea diver captain cutler,

miner '49er,

Charlie the haunted robot,

and who could forget the terrifying stylings of space kook? Not me.

Oh! How frightening!

Oh! Absolutely blood-curdling.

Not really. They all turned out to be fakes.

Yep. Captain cutler was just some guy who was hijacking boats.

Miner '49er's real name was Hank.

Charlie belonged to Mr. Jenkins,

who thought it would be easier to run an amusement park

with a crazy robot.

And space kook?

Oh, don't get me started!

Ooh! Thank you, velma.

Well, that concludes the terror-ific tour.

Don't forget to stop in at the haunted snack shop for souvenirs

and your complimentary undead sipper cup.

What do you think you were doing?

Are you trying to destroy our business?

Reboot, parentals. I was just being honest.

Those were isolated incidents

in crystal cove's otherwise-unblemished supernatural past

of hauntings and paranormal happenings.

Your generation's belief, not mine.

My generation, we only got one thing on our minds.

Solving mysteries and building traps.

That's 2 things, Fred.

You know what I mean, dad.

We just want answers. Is that wrong?

Tickling chin whiskers, Fred.

The mayor's son is supposed to set an example.

I'm trying, dad. In fact, just yesterday,

I entered one of my traps in the district science fair.

It was rejected for not actually having

anything to do with science, but...

I just don't want you to make a mistake you'll regret.

You mean like making a bad trap?

No!

Life is not all about traps. It's also about...

pancakes. And bacon.

And sausages, and orange juice.

Don't forget to chew.

And breathe.

Mmm.

Like, thanks, mom and dad.

Yeah. Thanks, mom and dad.

Your mother and I are worried about

this mystery phase you're going through.

We're not saying find new friends. We're...

yes, we are. Find new friends.

Oh, you guys have got nothing to worry about, man.

Me and scoob always play it safe.

If there's danger...

We run, fast. Really fast.

And as for our friends,

if you guys just gave them a chance, you'd see...

The gang is misunderstood.

We're just solving mysteries.

All the kids are doing it.

No, they're not.

And what about this Fred Jones?

Certainly, there must be other boys.

Not like Fred.

He's, like, one of those geniuses

that no one understands until they're dead.

He sees things different,

and he wants to catch those different things in his traps.

Honey, we just want you to go on to have a rich career,

like your sisters.

Oh, that's Fred and the gang. Got to go.

Don't want to be late for school.

Bye, mom. Bye, dad.

Bye, Daisy. Bye, dawn. Bye, Dorothy. Bye, Delilah.

Hey, you sure you guys don't want any

of this fruitmeier's smoothie?

Oh, it's delic... aah!

What the whoosit?

Which one of you broke that wall?

We barely touched it.

Is that another sewer?

Impossible. There's only one sewer, and we're in it.

Unless...

We've broken into another dimension.

No, idiot, we busted through to

one of the old crystal cove caves.

Huh?

I think there's something in there.

What should we do?

Well, it's pretty clear, isn't it?

Those are radioactive symbols,

meaning what's ever inside is dangerous,

meaning we need to open it right away.

Don't want what's ever in there to mess up our schedule.

Hey, I think I see something.

Why didn't you text me last night?

I waited up for you.

Um, like, me and scoob ordered a pizza,

and then we just fell asleep

watching a Vincent Van ghoul movie.

Ok. Apology accepted.

But I still missed you.

Not here.

Velma, not in public.

Why? Daphne and Fred are going to find out sooner or later.

I'm not worried about them. It's Scooby-doo.

He's my best friend.

I want to break it to him, like, gently.

I'm just waiting for the right time.

How about now? Hey, Scooby!

Zoiks! Like, what was that?

It looks like a mystery to me.

And I think that's just a little more important than school.

These are military...

From the oxidation, probably 30, 40 years old.

Hey.

Fred, I found something.

Mmm. Could be a clue.

Good work, Daphne.

Thanks, Fred.

You're so sweet.

It's ok. We can talk later. Heh.

Hmm.

All right, you see what happens

when you kids stick your noses where they don't belong?

People get cocooned!

Like, man, we found them like that.

Sheriff, there was a monster...

quiet. From this point forward,

this is a crime scene

and future tourist attraction.

Stay out of it.

I got his stay out of it right here.

Let me talk to him.

Don't worry. Fred will make him understand.

Shaggy, start the car.

Wait. I thought you were going to talk to him.

He wasn't in a listening mood.

So you stole a body?

Rockin'.

Don't worry. I know just who can help us.

All right.

Who can tell me what photosynthesis is?

And please, don't say "plant farts."

Huh? Professor raffalo?

We need your help.

Couldn't you kids have waited for break?

Is he...

No. He's alive.

But he appears to be in some sort of dehydrated stasis.

I don't quite know what that means,

but I'm guessing it's temporary.

Mmm. Scooby snacks.

Do you know what could have done this?

The cocoon material looks organic,

but I'll need to do further tests.

The sheriff okayed this?

Uh, of course he did.

What, do you think we stole a body?