Raven's Home

Yes! Still got it!

Hey, Ivy, where were you this morning?

Oh, I was gonna walk with you guys,

but my new friend suggested a more efficient route.

What new friend?

Oh, I don't know.

Bam!

-The galactic 14?! -Yup.

It took six months of chores, all my birthday money,

and a gig playing trombone

at barry lieberman's bar mitzvah,

but I finally got it.

-It's the best. 6g, seven cameras-- -ooh, ooh.

And 850 kids at this school that don't have it.

-Well, let me see. -no way.

I'm not letting you touch my baby.

I've seen how you treat your phone.

Your screen is jacked.

Mine isn't.

Okay, now it is.

The only person that is touching this phone is me.

Because unlike you two,

I am responsible with my things.

I wouldn't wave that thing around if I were you.

We've had a string of thefts

in the school lately.

That's why I

keep the new school laptops locked up tight.

Got the key right here.

Can't find it, can you?

Get to class.

Hey, Ivy.

Maybe I should hold your phone.

You know, for, like, safekeeping.

You heard what principal rivera said,

things have been going missing.

Hm, you touch my phone and you'll go missing.

yep! That's us.

Remember, your self-portraits need to be turned in

by the end of the day.

Hm.

-Um, neil. -Mm?

The portrait's supposed to be of you.

-Mm-hm. -That's of ms. Linda.

Aw, man!

My heart overpowered my brain again.

I'll just stick a mustache on it.

You don't have a mustache.

But I have until the end of the day to grow one.

Hey, Ivy, I need to use your phone.

I'm tryin' to take a selfie-portrait.

-Use your own phone. -I did.

How'd you get that cracked effect?

Yeah, well, you know how my screen is cracked?

-Mm-hm. -Turns out my lens is cracked, too.

Please, Ivy, you gotta help me.

Ah, I-I can't. I'm sorry.

Come on. I promise I won't break it.

I-I don't have it with me.

Okay, fine.

I didn't wanna tell anyone...

But--

I can't believe it! We caught the thief!

-your phone was stolen! -What?!

That's why you won't let me use it!

Because it was stolen!

Why would you think that?

I don't know. Maybe Booker's psychic.

What?!

Why would you-- what?

I'm not psychic.

It's just that Ivy is way too responsible

to let anything happen to her phone.

Don't have to be psychic to know that, right?

Ah, that's true.

Ivy's, like, the most responsible

person in the whole school,

so if she doesn't have her phone,

it can only be because it was stolen.

Is that what happened?

Yeah, that, that's exactly what happened.

I didn't wanna say it, but I'm glad you guys did.

Don't worry, Ivy.

I know how hard you worked to save up for that phone.

-We're gonna help you get it back. -You really don't have to.

No. We are going to catch that thief.

All right, we'll start by compiling a list of suspects.

Who couldn't wait to get their hands on it?

-You two. -And we know it wasn't us.

-Or do we? -Yes, we do!

What a wonderful walk. Right, dad?

Ooh, we saw a hummingbird,

and a, a dog with a hat on its head,

and then, ooh, that woman

that had a carriage with a chicken in it.

Man, this neighborhood's gotten weird.

I'm sorry, rae, I didn't hear a word you said.

I was too distracted by the smell of bacon.

Oh, well, you're gonna have a delicious bowl of oatmeal.

-How does that sound? -Sounds like I should've been

nicer to you when you were a kid.

Well, I'm gonna make sure lazlo puts flaxseed in your oatmeal

instead of cookie crumbles.

-You knew about that? -'course I did.

Nobody asks for a second helping of flaxseed.

Is this a test?

Is she watchin' me?

You know what?

I'mma show her... I am not gonna eat it.

Who am I kiddin'?

Ah, ah! Sorry, partner.

This swine is mine.

Also have a triple espresso with a hot sauce chaser.

Burns goin' in, burns goin' out.

Lets you know you're alive.

-Stone. -Victor.

Ooh, victor, my friend,

that's a heapin' bowl of sadness right there.

Sometimes she lets me put raisins in it.

No.

Eating what somebody else wants you to eat?

That's no way to live.

Well, I really don't have a choice.

I recently had a heart attack.

Oh, well, shouldn't you be celebratin' the fact

you didn't die instead of livin' like you did?

I never really thought about it that way.

My daughter says I need to take better care of my heart.

Yeah, but you also gotta take care of your soul.

My daughter says that's what walks are for.

Today we saw a hummingbird.

Hey, yeah, and that hummingbird saw you, too.

You know what the hummingbird thought?

Pff. What a bummer.

I didn't mean to bum out a hummingbird.

-But my daughter said-- -ah, ah, ah.

"my daughter says, my daughter says, my daughter says."

I don't wanna hear what your daughter says.

I wanna know what big vic want.

Big vic want bacon.

Alllrrrighty then, big vic!

That right there was the first bite of the rest of your life.

Now, what're you gonna do with that life, huh?

Huh? Climb mount everest?

Free dive in shark-infested waters?

I've always wanted

to rent one of those scooters

they leave on the sidewalk.

Those look like fun!

You darn right it's fun!

-But my daughter-- -ah! Is not invited.

-Let's roll. Let's roll. -Let's roll.

Rollin'.

Dad?

Dad?

Oh, must be in the bathroom.

Flaxseed's workin' already.

Neil: Ow!

Neil, be quiet. All right, we're undercover.

The thief could be anyone at the school.

All right, I'll be quiet...

If I "can." ha. Get it?

Because of the cans and the--

Can't believe I forgot my lunch.

Ooh, can drive!

Gotta be some clam chowder in here.

Manhattan?

Neil: Ow.

So, what was in the box?

Mixtapes.

Turns out the janitor has a side hustle as dj plunger.

So, you guys didn't find anything.

Pff... Only the underground hit of the summer.

Yeah, maybe it's time to stop this investigation.

No, not until we catch the thief.

What's this I hear about a thief?

Oh, somebody stole Ivy's new galactic 14.

-Are you sure it's stolen? -Well--

Of course, she is. That's not something she'd lie about.

Do you have any suspects, motives, clues?

Wow, she's good.

We didn't think of any of those things before we started investigating.

Maybe there's nothing to find.

Okay, look, guys. There is no thief.

Principal rivera: Attention students.

The school's new laptops h ave been reported missing.

If you have any information, come to my office immediately.

And just a reminder, the can food drive is still going on

and there is a high demand for clam chowder...

New England clam chowder.

-Somebody stole the school's laptops?! -I--

Dun, dun, duuun!

Sorry, I've always wanted to do that.

Okay, first your phone, and now, the laptops.

-There really is a thief. -Of course, there is!