Below Deck Mediterranean

Croatia is the Med's

hidden gem.

Three, two, one!

It's a beautiful coast.

It has, like, hundreds

of islands.

Everything about this place

is just gorgeous.

I mean, how can you not

like Croatia?

They filmed "Game of Thrones"

here.

I put you in

the naughty corner.

I'm actually back

to do this again.

Surprise, bitches.

This year, I'm gonna try

a bit of a softer approach,

'cause apparently I can be

a little bit scary sometimes.

Don't tell me to take a walk

from my own pantry,

'cause that's just annoying.

But sweet don't pay

the paychecks.

Last charter season,

I was super green.

I still am green.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

I asked you to put it

on the track--you said track.

Go home, Bobby.

When it comes to looking

for a perfect woman...

If we weren't here, if it was

a different situation,

you'd be interested.

Um...

I will find mine.

When I'm on charter,

it is go time.

Don't even look at me wrong.

I'm gonna wear whatever

the f--- I want to wear,

'cause this is my galley.

I always go after what I want.

Are you single?

I'm a chef.

I can't help myself.

Think of me as

one of the deck boys.

I grew up with

five older brothers

who are super adventurous.

And I think I can take most

things that they throw at me.

And I whooped your ass!

26, and I'm not looking

to be "wifed up."

That's how you cause problems,

hesitating like that.

Being a bosun,

you got to please the captain.

You got to please the guests.

Oh, my goodness!

It's amazing.

I don't want to fail,

and that's my biggest fear,

other than snakes, is failing.

What about when

they're in a hot tub?

No, no, no.

I'm just one of them guys

that someone ask me

to do something, I'm like,

"Yeah, yeah, I'll do that."

And then I'll get there,

and I'm like,

"Oh, how do I do this thing?"

Am I tucking you in?

I'm a very positive person.

Tomorrow's a new day.

Always a new day.

Seriously, somehow people

always drag me

into their issues.

You've been a bad boy,

haven't you, Wes?

I've been very conflicted.

Dr. Bugsy's job is done.

I said a-boom,

Team Sirocco.

Team Sirocco,

chick-a-boom.

When I tell people I was

an NFL cheerleader,

they, like, assume that

I'm, like, some floozy.

But I'm not.

People have a hard time

thinking that a female

could actually drive a boat,

which I find funny.

Always keep your eyes on me.

You have to use

your common sense.

I know you're used

to running the boat.

That's not gonna happen here.

Professionalism is everything.

Stop, stop!

Sh--.

That can never happen.

Stop! Stop! Sh--.

I'm not here to make friends.

I'm here to work.

I f---ing dare you!

Being at sea makes

everyone nuts.

Goddamn!

There's just so much blood!

F--- you, bro.

No, no, no, no!

Anyone?

Anyone?

I should just leave.

I feel like such a weak link.

You can't become a leader

by being a dick.

The only time I've been

to Croatia

was for a music festival,

and from what I can remember,

I think it was a great time.

How are you going?

Good, welcome aboard.

Good, thank you.

How was your trip?

Good.

I came from France.

I'm Hannah.

Sandy.

both:

Nice to meet you.

I've been a yacht captain

for 27 years.

Boated from Bahamas,

New England,

Western Med, Eastern Med,

Red Sea, Persian Gulf.

Chartering has a lot of rules.

Being a charter captain,

I have a lot of rules.

It's really important

that the chief stew and I

have a good relationship,

because I ask a lot of you.

And I'm not a micromanager,

but I do observe.

Yeah.

And in this industry,

I have an image.

Yeah.

And I don't want

to ruin the image.

No, that's perfect.

My one and only time that

I've had a female captain,

it really didn't go very well.

She was basically just

a micro-manager

with no self-awareness.

And if she's like that,

it probably

won't end well this time.

Here we have

your two stewardesses.

Ah.

This one looks familiar--

Lauren.

I'm gonna let you go ahead

and sort out the uniforms.

This boat needs to be

turned around,

and we don't have

a lot of time.

So we're gonna do

a walk-through.

Okay, excellent.

Okay, awesome.

Every cabinet I open...

Needs organized.

By the sounds of it, yeah.

On many super-yachts,

what you see on the outside

is absolute perfection.

Then when you start

diving a little deeper,