The Cosby Show

Hi, Everybody.

Hi, Vanessa.

Hi, Elvin.

I Didn't Know You Were Coming.

It Was Beautiful Out.

I Thought I'd Take A Walk.

You Live Seven Miles Away.

A Married Man Can Take A Long Walk If He Likes.

Sondra Didn't Want To Come Along.

Sondra Likes To Walk.

Okay, We Had A Fight.

You Found Out.

When People Are Married, They're Going To Fight.

You And Dad Fight?

Oh, Yes, We Do.

And Over The Silliest Things.

Like When My Friend's Wife Died

And He Dated A Younger Woman.

I Want You To Know That If I Die

You Have My Permission To Marry Again.

I... I Have Your Permission?

Yes.

But You're Dead.

Find Someone Who Can Make You Happy

And Help Take Care

Of The Kids.

Thank You.

Would You?

Would I What?

If I Die, Would You Remarry?

We'll Talk About It When It Happens.

We Can't Talk About It Then.

Okay.

No. The Answer Is No.

I Wouldn't.

Under No Circumstances, If I Die

Would You Marry Again?

You Would Be Single Forever.

Yes.

Would You Date Somebody?

No, I Wouldn't.

Okay, Cliff, I'm Dead.

I'm Gone.

And You're Still In The Bed With Me?

What If You Met A Gorgeous, International-Type Beauty?

Not Interested.

What If You Met A Woman

Who Could Sing Jazz?

Like Lena Horne?

And Can Scat.

Like Ella Fitzgerald?

You Say It.

Not My Type.

Well, What Is Your Type?

You.

Okay, Say You Met Me.

You're Dead.

There's Somebody Out There Just Like Me.

You're Dead?

Gone.

Okay, Now, You're Not Coming Back, Are You?

Cliff, I'm Serious.

You're Not Coming Back, Right?

I'm Not Coming Back.

Then I Meet This Woman Who Looks Exactly Like You.

Exactly.

And You're Dead?

Yes.

Oh, Boy.

Okay, Then What I Would Do Is

I Would Call Her Up

And Ask Her If She Would Go Out On A Date.

Then I'd Court Her And Send Her Flowers And Call Her

And Introduce Her To The Children

And Then I Would Marry Her

And Bring Her In Here.

Would You Keep My Picture Up?

Dear, I Don't Have To Keep Your Picture Up

Because She Looks Exactly Like You.

Good Night, Cliff.

You Need Some Sleep.

That's What I Love About Our Discussions.

They're So Intellectual.

The Part I Like

Is Making Up Afterwards.

It's Amazing You're Still So Romantic

After 23 Years Of Marriage.

It Isn't The 23 Years That Makes It Amazing.

It's The Five Children.

If You're Going To Have Five Children

You Better Have A Whole Lot Of Stamina.

Let Go Of My Hair, Vanessa!

Let Go!

What's Going On?

Fight! Fight!

Let Go!

Stop, Stop, Stop.

Hey!

Stop, No, Come On.

Stop, Look, The Two Of You...

Daddy, I'm Getting Hot.

I Know You're Getting Hot.

Dad's Taking Off The Clothes

As Fast As He Can.

Okay, Here We Go.

Dad, Can I Get Down?

Dad.

Daddy!

Cliff.

I Didn't Know They Were Hooked To Her, Dear.

Okay, Got The Bucking Horse.

We Have The Championship.

We're In The Last Round.

Here Comes Our Challenger:

Rudy Huxtable

Didn't Do Well The First Two Times Up

But I Know This Time She Will.

You Know The Rules.

Arms Sideways.

All Right, We're Riding.

Arms To The Side.

You're Just Falling Off.

There She Goes.

She's Doing It

And The Horse...

Stay On!

That Was 12 Seconds.

...Going To Ride Good.

And The Bucking--

Oh, Look At Maria Go!

It's Always Interesting.

And She's Doing A--

She's Got The Prize!

Ladies And Gentlemen, There You Go!

There We Go.

You Go Man The Door.

Cliff: All Right.

Hit It!

Ahh!

We Need That Record To Study.

They Won't Throw Them At Dad.

Cockroach: Please, Dr. Huxtable.

Step Out Of The Way.

This Is Dr. Huxtable!

I Delivered Some Of You!

I'm A Parent

And A Taxpayer

And I'm Probably The Only Adult Who Will Sue Little Children!

All Right!

Thanks, Dad.

We Were Laughing With You

Not At You.

Yeah, Liar.

Cliff: Elvin

If You're Going To Become A Parent

It Takes More Than Physical Stamina.

You Need Mental Stamina.

What Kind Of Germs Do I Have?

Oh, Yeah, Well, See, You Have The...

You Have The Triptopenna Permasites.

Tripto Permasats?

See The Trips, As They Like To Call Themselves

They Hang Around Water Fountains And Glasses

And They Just Keep Saying

"Where's The Party?

"I Love To Party.

"I Just Love To Just Get Inside Of A Young Body And Just...

Hmm-Mmm-Mmm, Party."

Why Me?

Well, They Chose You

Because You're Young And You're Cute.

And They Go Inside Your Body And They Say

"Hmm, It's A Lovely Place To Party."

And They Start Moving Around All Fast--

"Mmm, This Is A Hot Party."

And They Bump Into The Corpuscles

And Boogie Down With Them.

"Party, Party, Party.

Party, Party, Party."

Mommy Does An Airplane.

You Want A Single-Engine Or A Jet?

Single-Engine.

Okay. Coming Up.