Deadbeat - Second Season

Previously on Deadbeat...

Ghosts stick around

when they have unfinished business.

I never got to have sex.

I died a virgin.

So, what were you, like a dentist?

I was an avant-gardist.

- You see me? - Is that your first

or your last name?

- What? - What?

Finishing unfinished business

is my business.

My guest today is

celebrated paranormal communicator

Camomile White.

Camomile White is a fraud.

Sue?

And when I get paid,

I'm gonna come back for you.

I'm gonna rescue you from Camomile.

Ms. White, please, I believe in Kevin.

Oh my God, Sue, you're dead.

I can't move into my light

until my body is buried at sea.

It didn't work.

Maybe your unfinished business

is something else.

We'll figure it out.

I'll help you, every day.

No matter how long it takes.

- Really? - Yeah.

Well, shall we get going or... ?

Yeah, yeah.

I feel like we've been standing here

for, like, a year.

No!

Psych, I'm totally kidding!

Yo, no, no, no, no.

Put that away, put that away.

What? No, look, it's her finger.

- Roofie, it's cute. - I see what it is, man.

Dude, so what the hell is your end game?

Uh... what do you mean?

You keepin' her on as a ghost on purpose?

Yeah.

Then what?

Well, I haven't really thought

that far ahead, okay, Roofie?

But all I know is,

I really like this girl, okay?

I like her a lot and for

the first time in my life,

it feels like maybe somehow

a girl likes me back.

That's a big deal to me, okay?

Also, I asked her to live with me,

so I need you to hold on to the finger.

- Hell no. - Yes.

- Hell no. - Just touch it.

This is what I'm talking about.

You can't build a relationship on lies.

- Why not? - Because,

you're terrible at lying.

- No I'm not. - Now Sue believes

she has some other unfinished business

that you have to go on a wild goose chase

to solve.

Great job.

A little credit, please.

I have it under control.

Okay, yeah, we'll see.

We'll see. Hey, listen.

This... I don't.

Just touch it.

Phew, ready?

Sue's Potential Unfinished Business

Finish this list.

Well, I guess that wasn't it either.

- Shoot. - It's useless.

I'm never gonna figure it out.

No, no, no, we will, we will.

Let's do something to take your mind off it.

There's a Felonies and Misdemeanors

marathon on today.

Let's watch that together.

The noise complaint was called in

at 10 p.m. but the party

was clearly over at 9.

How's that possible?

It's not possible.

It's not even a crime.

Unless... Daylight savings.

Daylight savings, I knew it.

I was there with them.

That's a goddamn misdemeanor.

Ah, genius.

I heard they had to replace the two leads

'cause they wanted bigger trailers.

My ex used to love this show.

- Your ex? - Not ex, just this guy

who I saw a couple of times.

I thought it was gonna turn into

something serious but then

outta nowhere, he just ghosted me.

Ew, gross. Sue!

What? No.

He ghosted me,

like he stopped responding

to my calls and texts,

vanished into thin air.

Oh, I thought...

I thought you meant when a guy stands

over you and just completely

covers your face with his...

Nothing. Never mind.

Wait, maybe that's my unfinished business.

Ew, gross. Sue!

What? No. Glen, the ex.

We were supposed to have

a date by the river

but then he never showed.

He never even called.

It really effed me up.

That's total B.S.

We gotta go find that guy.

Yeah, we should find him.

We should absolutely and you can

finally confront him.

And figure out what I did wrong.

Yeah! No. What?

Does the color red

mean anything to you?

My husband, Thomas,

he always wore a red hat.

And you two loved melon picking.

Eh... no.

Hold on a second, Linda,

close your eyes with me.

Breathe again.

A bowling team.

I just can't believe it.

Linda.

Linda.

It's okay, Linda.

Thomas died driving home

from the bowling alley.

He was so angry.

Because you had lost...

I was cheating on him.

... monogamy.

Thomas has completely forgiven you.

He has moved on

and he is at peace now.

He is... (glass shattering)

What... my God.

- Was that him? - No, that wasn't him.

That was the ghost

of a former tenant or something.

A melon magnate

who hates plates.

Not important.

All this is not important to us.

What is important

is your husband, Thomas.

He is now completely at peace.

Thomas?

This definitely does not seem

like he is at peace.

Please, Ms. White,

do I need to stop banging his brother?

No!

This is... Cut!

This is not going to work.

What...

Everybody take five.

You okay, Ms. White?

Need a little something? Some water?

One of those legally prescribed

"calm me down" pills?

No, I don't need pills.

I need...

This is his place.

Can't wait to give this dickhead

a piece of your mind.

Oh!

Hey, talk about perfect timing, huh?

No, no, not at all.

Actually, do you mind shutting the door again?

I want to use the loud knocking

to pump myself up, you know?