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- Hi, honey, how are you? - Hey mom,

how was the flight?

- Good, I slept the whole way. - Oh, that's nice.

We met the nicest couple at breakfast.

Are you guys staying at the same hotel we do always?

A lovely little B&B actually.

- Oh, cool. - Wish you were here.

No, I know, I really wish I was

with you guys, too, in Hawaii.

I just, I had so much stuff going on here.

Have you spoken to Derek?

No, Mom, I haven't seen Derek.

And I probably won't, we broke up, I broke up with him.

I know, but.

Are you two trying to work it out?

No, we're probably,

probably not going to get back together.

I'm sorry it didn't work out, Mom.

I just worry about you, honey.

You haven't seemed like yourself lately

ever since you two broke up.

You don't have to worry, everything's fine.

Medical starts in six weeks.

Dad's worried about you, too.

Tell Dad he doesn't need to be concerned. I'm fine.

He doesn't want you getting distracted

before your classes.

Mom, the doorbell's ringing, I have to go.

- All right. - Have so much fun in Hawaii.

I'll talk to you later then.

I miss you guys, have a great time.

I'll talk to you in a week, okay?

Love you, honey.

- Bye, love you. - Bye.

Bye.

Hi, can I help you?

Hi, yeah, I'm very sorry to bother you.

I got into a car accident outside

and this was the first house that I saw.

Oh my gosh, that's crazy.

Are you hurt?

Yeah, nothing too serious,

but I probably oughta call the police.

Yeah, do you wanna use the phone or something?

If you don't mind, I left my phone in the car,

do you have like a landline, or a cell phone, or some-?

We don't have a landline, but you can use

my cell phone, it's inside.

Do you wanna use that?

Yeah, that would be great, thank you.

Yeah, not a problem, do you wanna follow me inside

and I can grab it in the living room?

All right, yeah, I'm sorry for the inconvenience,

I really am.

Oh no, it's no inconvenience at all.

All right, all right.

Here you go, you can call whoever you like.

Oh yeah, thanks.

You know what, on second thought, I think I'm gonna be fine.

What?

Don't make a sound.

- Holy shit. - Hey,

I told you don't make a sound.

I'm not gonna tell you again, all right.

Relax, I'm not here to rob you, or hurt you,

or nothing stupid like that, all right.

There's two guys outside looking for me,

so I have to hide in your house.

Don't go nowhere, stay there.

Oh my God.

You're doing great.

Doing great.

So the next bus out of town leaves Monday morning.

I'm gonna hang out at your house for the weekend,

then Monday morning I'll be on my way.

Nod your head.

All right.

So, anyone else in the house right now?

No, it's just me.

You live in this house all by yourself?

No, it's my parents', they're both doctors,

they're gone for a week in Hawaii.

You, like, expecting people

to come visit you this weekend?

No, no, I'm not.

Perfect.

See how easy that was, so far so good, right?

Yeah, I'm always really accommodating

to someone pointing a gun at me.

Oh, this?

Hey, don't worry.

You keep cooperating, you're not gonna get hurt.

So you're just planning to stay in my parents' house

all weekend until your bus comes on Monday?

Yeah.

You're the smart type, aren't you?

May I ask what you're planning to do with me?

Nothing.

You stay outta my way, I got no problem, relax.

I'll definitely stay out of your way.

Good.

You got any duct tape in this house?

Yeah, in the kitchen, why?

Can't have you running off on me.

Are you serious?

You can't do that.

Do I look like I'm not serious?

I thought you didn't wanna hurt me.

Hey, come on, I don't got time for this, all right,

let's go get the duct tape, come on.

Come on, go, move it, come on, breathe, breathe.

Here's our lovely kitchen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

Where's the duct tape?

In the drawer on the left.

Get it for me.

Come on. - Yes, master.

Here it is.

Give it to me.

Right away, master.

Don't move, hey.

Put the money back in the bag, come on.

Where did you get all this money from?

Dead relative?

It's my business where I got the money from, not yours.

All right, stand up, slowly.

Wasn't very nice what you did back there.

I'm sorry, was I supposed to not hurt your feelings?

All right, I understand you might be nervous or whatever,

so I'm gonna let that one go.

Am I supposed to thank you for not killing me?

No, but you gotta understand something.

You pull anything like that again,

I mean anything, you're dead.

You got me, dead.

Loud and clear.

I thought you weren't expecting nobody?

I'm not.

If I don't answer it,

people are going to start to get worried.

They know I didn't go on vacation with my parents.

All right, fine, answer the door.

But if you try to signal the person,

I'm gonna kill you both.

I got it, don't worry.

I hope so.

Your life depends on it.

Anyone ever tell you you have a great personality?

Yeah, once or twice, go.

I bet they have.

Yeah, come on, move.

Officer Ramirez.

Hey Marisa, how's your day going?

It's, I'm fine, how are you?

I'm good, I just wanted to come by

to make sure everything was okay.

Yeah, so what's going on?

Just wanna let you know there's been some suspicious men

that have been seen in this area.

Oh my God.

One has been seen walking around this area,

the other two have been seen in the south side of town.

Really, that's crazy.

I know your parents are on vacation,

I just wanted to come by and make sure you're okay.

Oh, thank you for that.

You haven't seen anyone suspicious around here, have you?

No, nobody, it's been pretty quiet over here.

Whatever you do, don't open up your door to any strangers.

Don't worry, I won't.

I don't wanna alarm you, but also these gentlemen

are connected to a mafia murder.

Oh my gosh, they sound like some really dangerous men.

I hope that your officers can catch them soon.

I hope so, too, I'll stop by in a day or two,

make sure you're okay, okay?

That's so kind of you, thank you

for checking on me, Officer.

Anytime, remember if you see these guys walking around,

give us a call.

I will, don't worry.

Hey, not bad, you did pretty good.

Thanks, my pleasure.

I love being an alibi for whatever crime you committed.

Oh, you're real funny, you know that.

You oughta be a comedian.

I'm full of laughs, just you wait.