Raja Raja Chora (రాజ రాజ చోర)

'Smoking and drinking is injurious to health.'

'And causes Cancer'

'Smoking and drinking is injurious to health.'

'And causes Cancer'

'They said they wanted to take him to heaven.'

'Why? He is a bad person and a thief.'

'But he should still go to heaven.'

'Because he stole on Sivarathri day.'

'Because he was awake all night, it was considered as 'Jagarana.''

'He stole with an empty stomach.'

'It is considered as 'Upavasam.''

'On top of that he hid on a Bael tree.'

'And because he climbed on it and moved around'

'some of the Bael leaves fell on the 'Sivalinga' below''

'whether you do it intentionally or unintentionally'

'whatever you do on 'Sivarathri' yields virtues,'

'will send you only to heaven. So,'

today is 'Mahasivarathri' festival.

On this occasion, I am going to read out

a poem from 'Neelakanta Satakam'

written by Yerranna of the poetic trio.

If humans pray to you,

they will be blessed with time, spouse, food,

vehicles of all kind, children, land by the river,

finest of elephants, orchards, sandalwood

Gold, precious jewels, crowns,

baskets full of valuables.

All these are your blessing, Sivalinga,

Oh! Blue throat lord!

Hail Goddess Parvathi's husband - Lord Shiva.

I will tell you a story of a thief. Who is a thief?

Robber.

They say "Hail the robber"

That means the real robber is Lord Shiva. Why?

Because he sees all the notorious things we do

secretly with his third eye.

Hail Goddess Parvathi's husband, Lord Shiva. Lord Shiva!

Intermediate exams can happen on March 19th.

Schedule has been confirmed.

'Telangana Government is ready to come up with it's own'

'question papers without waiting for Andhra Pradesh.'

'Coming to national level competitive exams,'

'states will hold it at the same time.'

Lazy fellow, always sleeping.

How many times I have to tell you to light the lamp?

I am tired of telling you,

you can't even do one single thing.

Is it not done yet?

He gave two more books, I told him I'll give it in two days.

What about the students books?

Done.

Why are you yawning early in the morning?

What happened?

Hello? - What is this, brother?

What? - You said you have Question Paper?

There is nothing in the book.

Is the book with the sticker? - Yes.

You said only till 200 pages.

'Why is he talking about 200 pages?'

'Did he put the question paper?'

'We didn't prepare for the exam.'

'What to do?'

Sarada College?

'Yes, brother.'

You said only up to 200 pages, right?

Got it. See this.

Thanks, brother.

Good Luck. - Do you have stick files?

Bhaskar, show him Rs. 30 file.

How many? - Two.

Rs. 80 - How? It should be Rs.60 right?

How much is 40*2? - 80.

That's It. - He said file is Rs.30.

It's named Rs30 file.

Each one is 40.

Interrogation for Rs.40.

Stupid kids.

Easy Money.

Bhaskar.

Hey.

Yes. - Come here.

What? Servicing?

Passion plus should have a buzz sound.

But it sounds like Bullet. - Naturally.

That's good, right?

You are getting 1.5 lakh bike, for a 40,000.

Take a round on 1.5 lakh bike, and find out the problem.

No... I have lot of work.

I know about your pressing work.

Take a ride and find out the problem

Already spent 5000 on it.

You baldy!

Hello - Where are you? Outside?

Outside in the sense...

I came to smoke with a colleague.

Tell me - Did you forgot?

So much of negligence?

Oh! What is it?

Is it your birthday?

I don't know.

Tell me, is it my Birthday today?

I thought last month or next month.

Tell me the whole year.

Then it will be fine.

Hey, Happy birthday.

I don't want. - Sorry.

Let's meet for lunch.

Hey it's not possible, I have a meeting now.

Okay then, bye.

Hey, I am coming.

I am going.

Hey hairy one,

I never saw you here.

We stop at different times, and different places.

Okay.

What is your name?

Hello. I am asking You.

My name is Lakshman. What is your's?

My name is Anjamma.

Started with her gossip. - Don't you go home?

Are you not married?

How can I go everyday?

I will go once in every three months.

How come?

I have a

Magic Tyre.

Every truck driver who used it went home.

How come? Did they die?

Hey! No!

They did not find the need to drive for earning.

They are happily working from home, Lakshman.

It's true.

He is done.

See you soon.

I am trusting you and giving you money, sister.

Don't worry, everything will be good, son.

Are you sure?

Oh my god. It's already late.

Change the Tyre first and everything will be good.

If anything goes wrong, you are done.

Hey Bhaskar? - 'Bring the Tyre jack.'

When you will take kings clothes?

I will take when you stop gossiping.

What do you mean, Bhaskar?

He is Stupid. I am not.

Hello, Happy Birthday.

My Song.

Isn't it?

What's today's date?

February 22nd.

If today is my Birthday, what would be this day next month?

You would have completed one month of your birthday.

Isn't it?

Is your Birthday next month?

I don't know.

I remembered a while ago but I don't remember now.

Don't play around.

new moon...

"Bhadrapada Suddha Tadiya" Today is your Birthday.

Penne white sauce pasta, sir.

Mam! Thank you.

Welcome.

You set it up in a way that he gets it when I arrive?

Wow, I love Italian food.

Come, let's start.

Will you stop it?

You asked me to come for lunch and then this?

Okay. My Manager is calling.

I am leaving, I have a Project submission.

What happened to you today?

Hello.

Did Bangalore company reject you again?

Yes. - God.

I still can't understand,

You have a good software job here,

Why you want to go Bangalore?

And then you show up with a sad face if rejected.

Sanju, you are a Team Lead.

You must me active.

Team lead, why did you come for lunch today?

You have meeting, right?

Because of you Birthday?

Shouldn't I meet you on my birthday?

Oh!

Well Done. You have a surprise.

Come. - Where?

What is this?

I came to know about your Birthday

I didn't know what to do. So I printed your name on my bike.

What is this bike? Looks like a used one.

Hey. It's My Dad's bike.

Is It? - Yes.

He won't mind?

I will remove it in the evening.

Stop all that. Tell me how it is.

Is it good?

Today is not my Birthday.

"Magic in the morning Magic in the night"

"Magic in the looks Magic in the words"

"Magic in the morning Magic in the night"