The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Last Season on "The Secret Life Of The Amrican Teenager":

-Having sex ruined everything for us. -Not continuing to have sex ruined everything for us.

I made the mistake of asking Anne if there was any possibility

that the baby might not be mine,

so Anne took the baby and went to see her mother.

But they're coming back.

I do love Amy,

but I want to be with other girls. I want to have sex.

Dad, if you want Mom back,

you better get on the phone right now.

She's seeing her old high-school boyfriend.

I'm going to get some kind of legal agreement

so that John doesn't just disappear

anytime you feel like taking off.

This is Jimmy. Can I call you?

Want to go back with me? We haven't resolved anything.

We are a family even though you and I aren't a couple.

Jack and I are just friends and nothing more.

Even though we're just friends now,

I still wouldn't want you to have sex with any other guy.

You need a boyfriend. We have to get you a boyfriend.

Wow. Wow what?

Griffin was right. I think I might like you.

I want to get married.

Me, too.

We're getting married.

Oh, my God, Mom!

Did your dad remarry? She's not my mother.

Yeah, I don't do anything with her.

I think Ricky's in love wi you, too.

If Amy's having sex with Ricky,

I'm having sex with Ben.

Somebody told you? You slept with Amy, and I slept with Ben.

I had sex with Adrian, and now Ricky is going to pummel me.

We hope you get married soon

and be together and happy for the rest of your lives.

How about tonight?

If you're tired of sleeping on the couch

and you want to sleep in the bedroom, you can.

Take off the baseball cap.

I want to take John on weekends. No.

Ricky's not going to get John.

If we don't give Ricky what he wants, he'll go to court.

Probably the best thing is for you to get a mediation.

You have to be on the pill for at least a month.

I hope that's why I'm late.

Do you mind if I go on the pill?

For what?

I know what we worked out was fair,

but just it seems so unfair still.

I only wish that I had married your mother when I should have.

I think the person that I should have with me when I take this test is Ben.

I am proud to present

Mr. and Mrs. Leo Boykewich.

Ben called me last night.

He left a message for me, told me that he loves me.

Adrian tell Ben yet?

I think she's telling him right now.

I got your call. What's going on?

Don't panic. It's good news.

I started my period. I'm not pregnant.

Oh, thank God. Really? Really.

So you're off the hook.

Adrian, I never thought of it as being on the hook,

but this is good news for both of us.

Yeah, it is.

I'll talk to you later, okay?

Sure. Oh...

Whoa.

We've been trying to get in touch with you for over 24 hours.

What the heck is going on? At least he's smiling.

Last time we saw you, you weren't smiling.

You look like you've been run over by a truck.

We just figured you had sex with Adrian again.

You better not have. I didn't.

So what is going on?

Nothing.

Okay, I guess I was going to tell you sooner or later.

Adrian thought that she was pregnant.

Wait, you and Adrian thought you were pregnant?

Yeah, but we're not. What made you think you were pregnant?

She took an early pregnancy test,

and it was positive.

You know positive means she is pregnant, don't you?

Evidently the test was wrong. She's not pregnant.

She started her period this morning.

Oh, congratulations.

Hold your congratulations. Are you sure?

I didn't verify it,

but she just told me she did,

and there would be no reason for her to lie.

Oh, I don't know about that.

So? So, nothing.

I guess I was just late, and then I got anxious,

and then I got my period.

Thank God. Yeah, whatever.

Look, I don't want to talk about this,

and I don't want you to talk about this.

I don't want anyone to know that I even thought there was a problem.

I completely understand.

I don't care if you completely understand.

What I care about is that you don't say anything to anyone.

Make that to anyone else.

You don't want me to tell Jack that everything's okay?

Okay, tell him that, and then just leave it at that.

What about Madison? Can I tell Madison? Because I know he told her.

He said he didn't. It's Jack. He lies.

No, you just tell him everything is okay,

and we told Madison, and he'll just tell her

everything is okay on his own.

You don't have to tell her.

The less said about everything, the better.

What if Madison told Amy?

She better not have.

I have to go.

Hey, wait up.

Hi. How are you?

I'm fine, so I wanted to let you know that.

I'm fine. Okay.

What I thought might've happened didn't happen.

All right. You didn't tell anyone, did you?

Who would I tell?

That's not a no.

There's nothing to tell.

That's still not a no.

I told my dad. What?

Why would you do that?

You used me as an excuse so you can get birth control pills?

I've got to go, and you, you talk to your dad

and don't talk to anyone else.

You don't want to be friends with her.

She's a bad influence.

Then who should I be friends with?

You? You're a good influence? I didn't say that.

Don't worry about me. I've got a mind of my own.

I know. That's what I like about you.

My mind? Yeah.

All right.

Did Ben call Amy yesterday?

No, but he will. He better.

Why? Because she wants him to call her.

And Amy's supposed to get whatever she wants?

I think she's been through enough

that she should get something she wants.

Yeah, I guess.

If she's busy with Ben, hey, she pays less attention to me.

And what don't you want Amy to pay attention to?

My sex life.

You have a sex life?

With who, Grant?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Yeah, maybe I would like to know.

Why would he tell me he loves me

and then not return any of my calls?

I don't know.

Well, don't look at me. I don't know either.

Just I think it's weird. Don't you think it's weird?

I don't know what weird is anymore.

Jack problems? Probably.

She and Jack were supposed to,

you know, do it after the wedding.

And did they?

Let's hope not because she is not in a very good mood.

If they did do it, they probably don't feel very good about it.

I know that feeling.

Wait. Did you and Jesse do it? Why would you say that?

Because if Madison and Jack were going to do it,

then you two are probably going to do it, too,

since that's how you and Madison are.

I beg your pardon?

Am I right?

I would tell you if I had sex.

I did not have sex.

The three of us should just swear off on boys.

Uh-huh. Unless, of course, Ben calls.

Why wouldn't he call me back?

And after telling me he loved me,

why did he avoid me at the wedding?

It just doesn't make any sense.

Did you just see that?

He's still avoiding me. I saw that.

Hey, Grace just told me. Congratulations, you dodged a bullet,

or Adrian dodged a bullet.

You knew I knew, right?

No. Knew what?

About Adrian,

how she might've been,

you know, but she's not.

Um, all right, sorry I said anything.

Grace said not to say anything,

but I didn't know she meant not to say anything to you.

It's all good, buddy.

- Secret Life - Season 3, Episode 1: "Do Over".

"Falling in love Is such an easy thing to do,

"Birds can do it, We can do it,

"Let's stop talking Let's get to it, Let's fall in love..."

Anne and I are divorced,

and, well, Ashley's always been closer to me.

She and I have an excellent relationship,

so if she feels she wants to go on the pill,