#Captured

To whom it may concern.

Oh, too close for comfort.

You guys don't need to see the pores on my nose.

Hey guys.

My dad's out of town for the night, and

I'm all alone.

Does anyone out there wanna keep me company?

That's right, come to Mama.

I've been right here waitin' for you.

Oh, I can think of a few things.

Oh, you wanna see my bra?

Well, I don't know if you've done anything to deserve it.

But I'm feelin' generous.

Is that what you wanted to see?

Woo.

It was gettin' hot in here anyway.

Oh, you wanna see my bra on the floor?

Hold please.

Welcome back, guys.

I made sure to leave a link for my depository account.

Right here above.

Oh, I'm sure you would.

Well, since I'm feelin' generous,

I'm gonna make you a little deal.

If y'all can raise just 500 dollars in five minutes,

I'll show you my depository.

Woo!

Oh.

You like that, huh?

Well, what would you suggest?

Real creative, guys, real creative.

I'm feelin' playful.

Welcome to the party, boys.

Woo!

Oh you, dirty, dirty boy.

You can stick it...

Right...

Here!

Remember, boys, I love dick pics,

but I can't spend them at the college book store.

Make sure you put all your cash right here.

Oh yeah.

Keep the dirty comments comin',

and keep your wallets open.

Is that all you've got for me, guys?

I've been so generous tonight.

Can you be generous with me now?

I really need a new computer before I go to college.

Oh.

Sweet pink?

Stop, you guys are making me blush.

I don't know.

It's kind of a big deal to me.

How much is it worth to you guys?

Oh yeah!

Daddy's home!

Help me.

Party girl Nicole.

Comes from a broken home.

She's lucky, really.

I saved her from a life as a sex worker.

After all, God is merciful.

Known as the squad, they think they run the school.

Disrespecting authority is one thing,

but they've been live streaming drug-fueled sex parties

and charging an audience to watch.

They are beyond earthly resolve.

This is in God's hands now.

Ashley Duncan.

There she is.

17, fine kid on the surface.

But when I did a little digging...

Surprise!

She's fucking her soccer coach!

And a married man at that.

Thanks to my remote desktop login,

I've been to collect all the evidence I need.

Just see for yourself.

God put Ashley on my path

when she transferred to Agora.

She may not rest in peace,

but soon she will be laid to rest.

Hi.

This is dumb.

Hi, future Ashley.

I hope that you're the only one watching this.

It's me, Ashley from the past.

The year is 2016, I am a high school senior.

I'm sure you remember all of this,

because the past couple of months

have been particularly traumatizing.

It was rumored that I was engaging in

an inappropriate relationship with my soccer coach,

so Mom and Dad forced me to transfer to

Agora Height's Academy

where that kind of thing doesn't happen.

Nobody knows my name,

but they know me as the girl who fucked her soccer coach,

and I have never felt so alone.

I got you, 'cause the therapist that Mom and Dad

have forced me to see,

has also suggested that I do one of these video diaries,

so that I can see how the world perceives me.

Ashley, breakfast.

Okay.

Jesus Christ.

You know, future Ashley,

I hope that you've made it out of the wilderness,

and that your life is a lot more smooth and cool now.

Right now sucks.

I would do anything for like one friend.

Literally anything.

All right, well, big history test today.

Wish me luck.

You know, I don't get why you're so angry.

You serious?

Nicole's little strip cam shit gets out,

we are all so fucked.

I mean, you're not serious.

Chill!

Everyone knows Nicole was trash.

No one's gonna connect her bullshit to us.

Whoa, color me shocked.

What the fuck are you two doing in school?

Fucking California High School Exit Exam.

Yeah, have to retake it to graduate.

Oh, interesting.

I didn't realize you needed a high school diploma

to be a street whore.

Yeah, can't wait to be a 23 year old

who still lives with his parents

and hangs out with high schoolers.

You're living the life, Cade.

What, are you having a stroke or something?

What, no, sorry.

I was just picturing you rubbing Nutella

all over your stank-reckel.

You fat fuck.

Hold on.

Hailey's...

What the actual fuck?

Tell me you guys peeped psycho shit last night.

You wanna see my slop nipple?

Oh Daddy, don't kill me.

What are you guys talking about?

Are you fucking kidding me, dude?

No, what happened?

Oh my God.

So, Nicole did this super weird meta shit

and like faked a home invasion or some shit.

What?

Yeah, guys, she got on Peeper last night

and she was doin' her thing, you know,

the old rubbing her baloney boobies everywhere,

and then this shit happens.

Oh yeah!

Daddy's home!

What is wrong with this bitch?

It's sad, really.

Like, we stop hanging out with her,

and two weeks later she's begging for negative attention?

Which is the only kind of thing that she can get.

You guys think this is fake?

Oh, absolutely.

Fuck her, dude.

I hope it is real.

Otherwise I'm gonna have to kill her myself.

Babe.

Oh, fuckin' relax, Jenn.

This is serious, we need to figure the shit out.

Brock's right, you guys.

We do need to have our stories straight,

in case anyone asks us what's goin' on.

Easy.

Nicole was doin' a lot of blow.

We begged our friend to get help,

but she wouldn't listen to us,

so we had to give her an ultimatum.

Stop usin' or stop bein' our friend.

I'm just so sad that she started stripping on Pepper

for drug money.

But I guess that's legal now 'cause she's 18 and everything.

Smart Hailey, I like it.

You don't think it's like too mean?

Oh, no, Jenn, you're right.

We should just go around telling everyone

we're part of a secret sex club

that broadcasts, oh, what is it?

Oh, that's right, underage poononny online

for fucking money.

Good call.

He's got a point, Jenn.

It's a bummer that Nicole's out of the group,

but she made her choice when she went public with her shit.

She's 18, that's legal.

I'm not, and I just don't wanna have to explain

to my Mom about our extracurriculars.

How do think that Daddy will feel

about watching the feed from last week?

Yo, watch it, okay?